Change it to

Inedible!

Bland!

y'know to counter Spicy!

Tangy!

A flavor or texture!

Tren Kalamari

HF IS BETTER THAN BIONICLE

Da Bounca

"Umami!"

I'm also a fan of "Bland!."

bittersweet!

Bland! or change it back to Chunky!

Ghostbusters

or

Ray Stenz

or

Egon Splengler

or

Peter Venkman

or

Winston Zeddemore

wet noodle

What about:

A Man Of Equal Rights

Max Power

Delicious! (It's a flavour, right?)

Thick Nostrils

trololololo

Nannerpuss!

Crunchy!

Mild!

Chunky!

how about platypus

B)

Max Power! It's a name. You'd love to touch.

BUT YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH

Platypus... they're the only mammal to lay eggs. What's not B) about that?

And Johnny Cool Guy comes from an episode of the Andy Milonakis Show.

Max Power! It's a name. You'd love to touch.

 

BUT YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH

I guess I should change it to that. I'll put that thing in my sig.

Cool name bro