Huh. That's a pretty weird date.

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THE WORLD WILL END IN 32770 EVERYBODY PANIC

30769 is how old i will be. unless i take wonka-vite, then I will be -1997.

Rhyme or reason to this = none

How much we care about your equation=none

THE WORLD ENDS DECEMBER 31st, 32767. BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN BZP WILL SHUT DOWN.

-S

Obviously, the maker of the calendar was very optimistic about the future.

But then again, we can all guess he was insane.

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EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN 32767. SAVE YOURSELVES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!