WARNING: be sure you have the right Zarayna. There are about ten thousand of them.

Also, any attacks on the real one will be met by overwhelming force of the Foireann's armies. So be warned. You may not survive to get your reward.

And I'm out there.

And I'm waiting for a scrap.

So be warned.

-Zarayna: *disappears in a cloud of smoke*

May I inquire as to why you ask for the presence of this man? What wrong has he ever done you? I would love to be of assistance, but of course I must first see your reasoning in this matter.

Regards,

Captain Marvel

I speak not as his lawyer, but as a persecuting witness. Let the slime--er, man, speak for himself. Zarayna?

I have a bounty on him too. Let's get 'em! >=D

-Inferna

*draws sword simply towering above the surroundings in defense of Zarayna*

-Dovydas

I speak not as his lawyer, but as a persecuting witness. Let the slime--er, man, speak for himself. Zarayna?

Simple. Inferna started this by destroying Dovydas's birthday topic's door. Both he and I started hunting her, and I put up a reward for her capture. Then for NO reason WHATSOEVER she put up a reward for my capture! And she got Rising Moon into this as well!

Is the is justice? No! Therefore, both Inferna and Rising moon must be pacified at once!

Oh, and there's a howling mob heading for their profiles atm.

-Zarayna

ATTENTION: I am offering a 100,000 widget reward for the capture of the real Zarayna. If a Toa Foireann executes the capture and brings him to Seneca's Keep, that reward will be tripled. >=D

-Inferna

Tch, who needs a lawyer when you've got lightsabers? XD

ATTENTION: I am offering a 100,000 widget reward for the capture of the real Zarayna. If a Toa Foireann executes the capture and brings him to Seneca's Keep, that reward will be tripled. >=D

 

-Inferna

*slowly turns with an expression of ultimate RAEG on face*

You imply that there can be betrayal amongst our ranks?

*sun glitters off sword*

-Dovydas

ATTENTION: I am offering a 100,000 widget reward for the capture of the real Zarayna. If a Toa Foireann executes the capture and brings him to Seneca's Keep, that reward will be tripled. >=D

 

-Inferna

*slowly turns with an expression of ultimate RAEG on face*

 

You imply that there can be betrayal amongst our ranks?

 

*sun glitters off sword*

-Dovydas

When a member of said ranks mispells such a simple word as rage, yes, I do imply this.

-Inferna

ATTENTION: I am offering a 100,000 widget reward for the capture of the real Zarayna. If a Toa Foireann executes the capture and brings him to Seneca's Keep, that reward will be tripled. >=D

 

-Inferna

*slowly turns with an expression of ultimate RAEG on face*

 

You imply that there can be betrayal amongst our ranks?

 

*sun glitters off sword*

-Dovydas

When a member of said ranks mispells such a simple word as rage, yes, I do imply this.

 

-Inferna

^{not like that was intentional}

Oh. Okay then. *goes away to listen to Sword of the Witcher*

-Dovydas

*Goes and finds Dovydas, then uses a flamethrower to kill him. With a loud shout of:

"ALL MISSPELLERS WILL BE PUT TO FLAME EXCEPT FOR RISING MOON , ME, AND INFERNA!!!!"

He then dumps him into the Thames.*

*Goes and finds Dovydas, then uses a flamethrower to kill him. With a loud shout of:

"ALL MISSPELLERS WILL BE PUT TO FLAME EXCEPT FOR RISING MOON , ME, AND INFERNA!!!!"

He then dumps him into the Thames.*

*denies all of that to happen*

You overeact too much.

-Dovydas

*Goes and finds Dovydas, then uses a flamethrower to kill him. With a loud shout of:

"ALL MISSPELLERS WILL BE PUT TO FLAME EXCEPT FOR RISING MOON , ME, AND INFERNA!!!!"

He then dumps him into the Thames.*

 

*denies all of that to happen*

 

You overeact too much.

-Dovydas

*Ditches that idea and uses a baseball bat to turn off Dovydas's lights*

*Goes and finds Dovydas, then uses a flamethrower to kill him. With a loud shout of:

"ALL MISSPELLERS WILL BE PUT TO FLAME EXCEPT FOR RISING MOON , ME, AND INFERNA!!!!"

He then dumps him into the Thames.*

 

*denies all of that to happen*

 

You overeact too much.

-Dovydas

*Ditches that idea and uses a baseball bat to turn off Dovydas's lights*

*replaces the broken lightbulbs*

Don't irritate me.

-Dovydas

*Goes and finds Dovydas, then uses a flamethrower to kill him. With a loud shout of:

"ALL MISSPELLERS WILL BE PUT TO FLAME EXCEPT FOR RISING MOON , ME, AND INFERNA!!!!"

He then dumps him into the Thames.*

 

*denies all of that to happen*

 

You overeact too much.

-Dovydas

*Ditches that idea and uses a baseball bat to turn off Dovydas's lights*

*replaces the broken lightbulbs*

 

Don't irritate me.

-Dovydas

He's right. Remember, Dovy is a Foireann. And you don't want to mess with us...

Anyways, it seems that the case never took place...

-Zarayna

Poor, poor, overexagerated Dovydas.

*Starts beating the pulp out of Dovydas, then slamming him with an oversized flagpole*

Poor, poor, overexagerated Dovydas.

*Starts beating the pulp out of Dovydas, then slamming him with an oversized flagpole*

Ever watched the clone wars movie? Remember on that temple, when more deroid reinforcements arrived and the clone troopers were defeated? Remember how they snatched some guns from the droids and resumed fighting. And one of them ran out of ammo so he charged a super battledroid? And the droid simply picked him up and killed him?

That's what I think is about to happen.

Also, I think we should end this, s it's getting way to close to spam.

-Zarayna

I think you've forseen your own fate Zar :evil grin:

But yeah, starting to get spammy.

^{-as it is clearly impossible, KNI's last noobish post is negated-}

Sorry, KNI, things like that only happen in your imagination. And seriously. We should stop. This is not some random Comedies forum Ask comedy for you to be pulling this noobishness out on us.

-Dovydas

Um, duh. Zar can't see his future. Isn't this all part of our imaginations? And what, for Petes sake, are the Foriann? I think I spelled that wrong.

A shadow crept onto the battlefield, stalking beneath the raging combatants. Steel met steel and blood flowed freely. The administrators were frantic, panicked. Authority meant naught. Topics crumbled to dust, members fighting for their very lives.

The shadow materialized. This violence irritated him. Only at annoyance did he take form. The silhouette glowed a deep obsidian shade, and rose from the ground...A single word fell from his lips, echoing across the forums. A shriek that would be remembered with a shiver by generations to come:

SPAAAAAAAM!

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