Today I Am A Man
For the first time in my life, I shaved, thus completing my long journey into manhood.
To commemorate the event, I will kill a moose with my bare hands and use it's antlers to chop down a tree every year, as many Canadian men do.
I can practically feel the testosterone and maple syrup oozing out of my pores.
~U_K~
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