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Why Inception Doesn't Work On Bzp-members.

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Vezok's Friend

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Remember those subconscious projections Cobb faced off against? Guardians for your dream and mind while you sleep?
The ordinary human may have day-to-day citizens perform that role, we have Toa who BURN STUFF by flicking their pinkies.

And on a more personal note: If you do happen to manage it past the burn-stuff-stage in my mind, I've got Sharks, Robots, Assasins, Darth Vader and a T-Rex all waiting just for YOU :evilgrin:

Oh and on the third level there is a labyrinth that is haunted by a hybrid of Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. Just FYI
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Oh and on the third level there is a labyrinth that is haunted by a hybrid of Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. Just FYI

Oh no problem, I didn't plan on sleeping at all tonight to begin with. I promise.

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Oh and on the third level there is a labyrinth that is haunted by a hybrid of Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber. Just FYI

Oh no problem, I didn't plan on sleeping at all tonight to begin with. I promise.

BRING A BAZOOKA, VEEBS

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That's cool, but you see, I have a fantastic team:

 

First, there's me, a certified Jedi Master who is just as great at leading as he is at making very obscure decisions. Codename: the Man.

 

Second, The Scarlet Witch is the Warper. Fear her powers to create mazes from thin air. She develops the layouts and is also really bad posterior.

 

Next, I have Robert Muldoon, the Warden. Not from the movie, from the book. Yeah, that's right, the pro dino hunter who shoots velociraptors to paste and tranqs T-rexes from a jeep. He can deal with your dinos.

 

Enter Jules Winnfield, the, uh, the BEEEEP. 'Nuff said. He also has a ULTIMATE MEGA AWESOME BLAST MODE that turns Jules Winnfield to MACE WINDU, THE BIGGER BEEEEP. Again, 'nuff said.

 

Axe Cop is the Cop. He can and will destroy anything, from aliens to robots to assassins to toa. And if Muldoon fails at tranquilizing the rex, Axe Cop will tame it like a ewe.

 

Also, I have Bruce Wayne as the Batman. Not from the comics or anything lame like that, I mean Christopher Nolan's Bruce Wayne. (Butler sidekick included, as the Philosopher.) He's along for the ride exclusively to kill the mutant teen pop icons and save Gotham City from their tyranny.

 

And finally, Conan the Barbarian as the Brute. Because every dream team has to have one.

 

 

So bring it on, Veef. Bring it on. We'll see who's dancing in Limbo tonight and tomorrow night and the night after that soon enough.

 

~EW~

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Ray Lewis plays the role of inner monologue, and therefore is the Big Boss.

 

That's not all I have, but it's all I'd need.

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That's cool, but you see, I have a fantastic team:

 

First, there's me, a certified Jedi Master who is just as great at leading as he is at making very obscure decisions. Codename: the Man.

 

Second, The Scarlet Witch is the Warper. Fear her powers to create mazes from thin air. She develops the layouts and is also really bad posterior.

 

Next, I have Robert Muldoon, the Warden. Not from the movie, from the book. Yeah, that's right, the pro dino hunter who shoots velociraptors to paste and tranqs T-rexes from a jeep. He can deal with your dinos.

 

Enter Jules Winnfield, the, uh, the BEEEEP. 'Nuff said. He also has a ULTIMATE MEGA AWESOME BLAST MODE that turns Jules Winnfield to MACE WINDU, THE BIGGER BEEEEP. Again, 'nuff said.

 

Axe Cop is the Cop. He can and will destroy anything, from aliens to robots to assassins to toa. And if Muldoon fails at tranquilizing the rex, Axe Cop will tame it like a ewe.

 

Also, I have Bruce Wayne as the Batman. Not from the comics or anything lame like that, I mean Christopher Nolan's Bruce Wayne. (Butler sidekick included, as the Philosopher.) He's along for the ride exclusively to kill the mutant teen pop icons and save Gotham City from their tyranny.

 

And finally, Conan the Barbarian as the Brute. Because every dream team has to have one.

 

 

So bring it on, Veef. Bring it on. We'll see who's dancing in Limbo tonight and tomorrow night and the night after that soon enough.

 

~EW~

 

You've only got 10 people? You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. I'm talking hordes of demons. So yeah, I'll bring it and I'll take it home too! XD

 

On an unrelated note note, why would you bother to enter my mind, we're kinda on the same team here, y'know.

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