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  1. Oh well...

    *Presses a button, blowing the stolen objects and everything touching them to smithereens.*

    Good bye Hawk. And try not to bother people like me any more. There are worse things than black holes you could get sucked into, and don't try to cross me, or you'll know what those things are >=)

    and BTW, you are what you eat

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    Toothless

    You and Shad. This is good, though. If you could make a scale model of the big one at the end though, that, that would be something
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    Why Unicorns Are Extinct

    I allways thought it was Voldemort's fault...
  4. Oh, the gerbil was temporary amusement...

    You know, you've doomed the Foreann, not to mention you've ended up in a black hole. I have an alternative. You could join me, and our armies will be invincible. We could build an empire! Just think about it.

    *Drives away in a sports car, two people, a driver and a chef*

    We have cookies...

    Cookies...

    Cookies...*Cue sedu

  5. Not so fast!

    *Crushes Olmak, then lets the gerbils go. After getting back everything they stole. (By letting them go, I mean destroying them with photons of course)

  6. Yeah yeah yeah.

    *Points dismissive finger at the black hole, closing it*

    I think I'll take one of your lightsabers

    *Takes it out of H6's storage unit, then leads the remaining (not sucked up) armies of Hawk Six back to KNI-Metru*

  7. *Doubles over laughing, then stomps, open up a black hole that sucks H6 and his magic tricks up*

    You begin to bore me Hawky Boy.

  8. Oh, your hopeless.

    *Uses Kraata power of heat resistance*

    You simply can't match the power of a light makuta.

    *Uses Ignika Nuva to decrease your age, then kicks you in the face*

  9. *Uses 40+ Kraata powers to hit H6 with chain lightning, confusion, laser eyebeams, heat eyebeams, fear, hunger, slowness, and poison.*

    You know, I almost feel bad for you.

  10. *Rolls eyes*

    New species, new rules.

    *Simply generates new armor and starts hovers above gerbils, a protective field around him*

  11. Do you have an Itouch? If so, TextFree?

  12. Yeah, or something.

    *Shows H6 his silver rubber gloves and boots*

    You'll have to try harder than that.

    *Reveals that he is makuta, then uses animal control to attack H6 with his own gerbils*

    Your messing with the wrong light-makuta >=) (New species of stronger makuta)

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    New Name

    Alas, I do not believe "KNI" can be twisted.
  14. Dont. Call. Me. Bud.

    *Uses Calix to break from magnitism, then front-kicks him in the face, undodgable*

  15. Who said anything about chatting? *Puts on Pakari Nuva and slugs his teeth out*

  16. Listen, you've not contributed at all, but you have managed to lose proto, get a number of your posts edited, and implied many innapropriate things. I estimate you have a week. Enjoy your time on the best website on the internet. Or change what you're doing.

  17. Just so you know, I think you're a great all-around member:)

  18. Yes! The atomic candles I planted in your room via my Olmak are setting off with the power of A Thousand Suns burning!
  19. *Fires nukes* Die! This war will not end, til you admit my superiority over yourself and surrender 2/3 of your armies!

    *Takes an AK-47 and starts blasting the Hawk out of you*

  20. This is your final warning. Stay off KNI-Metru! *Draws Sword* =P

  21. Zar: On the contrary Zarry >=) H6 will tell you what happened when he tried to harm me.

  22. You? I was sure it looked like a character from some si-fi show...

  23. SS contest, where you take one of your previous story characters and write about a life-changing event.
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