To all who care, the WA comic is on the way! It might be late, do to a certain number of problems, but it's coming!
EDIT: Also, a possessed car is real?
EDIT(again, I know): I just posted Disorder, a horror story.
Just read your "rules". OK, really? You said the words "mighty", "owned", "lightsaber", and "mortal' in the same sentence. (Atleast I'm finally on someones list though!)
Oh but this fire was special, it has the power to...
MAKE DORA THE EXPLORER EPISODES RUN THROUGH YOUR MIND ON IMPACT!!!!
But just for good measure:
*Takes a nuclear weaponry and starts to destroy Zar's blog, then Zar himself.*