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Jolek: Oh, you hear that? He's made of metal. We could kick his Arse seventeen different ways in about 30 minutes.

anyway, true ninjas didn't use the curved katana, rather, they used the straight Ninjato, a common mistake in fiction, unfortunately.

How much did you get last night, 6 inches?

"Classico" by Tenacious D.

The person below has a dream that applies to many.

Also, what's the holdup? It's probably been two days since I made everything ready to go.

Gah, I'm impatient.

looks like this blizzard is...*puts on sunglasses* Overkill.

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jolek: You get used to 'em.

*Bites The WA Comic Hq in half*

Sweet mata Nui racing a T. Rex on an environmentally friendly solar powered rocket propelled unicycle with spinners and flame decals, even Data tastes delicious with bacon!

YOURS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

WHAT?

BUT DID HE FLY IT WITH OUR STYLE, FINESSE, ZERO-G MANUEVERS AND 13 KILLSTREAK ON THE ENEMY AIRCRAFT?

DA BURRS

Jolek: *counteracts magnetic pulse*

HAY.

Me: WAT

Jolek: Imma make a railgun, godmode turn on pl0x?

Me: K.

*Railgun fires the mech towards Mangs at hypersonic speeds*

Me: Mach 6 Tackle!!!!!

Cark. I've officially made the randomest character of all time. You know the Olmak Tarex uses to get in? It gets turned into a baseball to volleyball sized sized sentient orb of metal (not exactly solid) That has the intelligence of a 5 year old and speaks in emoticons.

DAT SIG.

I APPROVE.

ROW ROW

FIGHT THA POWAH

Uh...

Thanks?

He's ON A BOAT

ON A BOAT

ERRYBODY LOOK AT HIM CUZ HE'S SAILIN' ON A BOAT!

I think he might get off soon.

10777 best sister WORST best Misaka come at me

Omae wa mo

Also, he can flatten himself into a 1.5 five to 2 foot wide disk that acts as a mini-portal.

HE SHALL BE NAMED OLLIE, AND HE SHALL BE AWESOME.

I humbly request to resume my role as a PGS, if the oppurtunity is available.

That's a pretty girl in that avatar friend

Oh, and the emoticons come from the darker golden marble swirlys shaping into the exact faces I use.

Ollie:

*flattens into disk, whilst another appears miles away at a gun store*

*A submachine gun falls through, Ollie turns back into a ball*

;D

STILL THE BEST 1973

Random disembodied head that's a biocomputer of a moon-sized spaceship*

Perceptual teleportation system online. beginning teleportation sequence...

Jolek: Hi.

Me:You're copiloting?

Jolek: Yup, I'm the Viral to your Simon.

Me: Sweet.

*Portals*

which character were you thinking about?

Damaka?

Or the top two "What is love?" (baby don't hurt me.) Gentlemen?

T___T

WAT

I SAD CUZ I CANT THINK

YOU DID NOTHING

NARCISSIST.

Ollie: D:

*Flattens into a disk over KNI, other disk appears at the bottom of a lake briefly, causing cold water to get dumped on KNI*