I have a much better joke for YOU, TOA IGNITER. What is BROWN and STICKY? This is an ASK COLUMN, not a JOKE-TELLING TOPIC. I shall answer that QUESTION for you. The answer is PIRAKA AVAK in a sort of STICKY SUBSTANCE. There, I have answered your QUESTION. Now tell me where the TOA INIKA are, PIRAKA THOK! That is not the answer TOA IGNITER, the answer is a STICK! Wait, if you trapped "Piraka Vezok" in a closet, then how is he writing his other blogs? I don't get it. That JOKE is obviously not as funny as mine. And obviously PIRAKA VEZOK has escaped from my CAPTIVITY. I should never have trusted that KNOT-TYING MANUAL. It was probably a DECOY crafted by the PIRAKA! Although I do believe the "DO NOT PUT IN MOUTH" POINTS should be taken seriously.