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  1. The day that the Doctor crashed in Amy Pond's back garden, it was the greatest day of her life. But for the Doctor, it was Tuesday.

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT CHAPTER 3.

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      STOP GIVING ME NOTIFICATIONS AND I'LL BE ABLE TO READ IT

    4. a goose

      a goose

      MAYBE LATER

  2. The idea of seeing you here / Is enough to make the sweat grow cold

  3. The Naim's Wotz. James Wotz.

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      It was a reference to your (real) Naim, TX :P

       

      Y'know? Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged?

       

      And yes, you do sound that old XD

       

      @TDC I'm going to Chronicler that pun ;)

    3. Wade.

      Wade.

      *Massive facepalm*

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      *trollface*

  4. The Time War: The Most Epic Thing You've Never Seen.

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      yhikrdatizr8gr8

    3. a goose

      a goose

      now get on Steam, important stuff

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      on my way sarge

  5. THIS, is my Timey-Wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.

    1. Lemony Lepid
    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      Just nod when he stops for breath.

    3. Lemony Lepid
  6. Timey Wimey Detector: Goes 'bing' when there's stuff.

    1. a goose

      a goose

      Technically, it goes ding when there's stuff.

       

      Bing is copyrighted.

  7. Watching rain smatter against my window. I feel so cosy :P Good ol' British weather.

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      Only the Irish may laugh at our misfortune. You may laugh, Wotz, but I can now find your location. By checking archived weather forecasts for the 23rd at 7:04pm in Britain, outside of Scotland.

    3. a goose

      a goose

      To put it in layman's terms: All your base are belong to us.

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      I had an accomplice bounce my signal off of every relay in the country. You'll never find me, Batman.

       

      WHOOPS ACCIDENTAL REFERENCE

  8. Welcome to the Power of Bionicle Zone... Stormeh XP

  9. Whaddya mean I'm the only guy who chews cling film?

    1. a goose

      a goose

      I chew anything if I'm bored enough.

    2. a goose

      a goose

      now get on Skype foo'

    3. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Where's this one from? XD

  10. Wotz

    What exactly did you DO with Nitro Frost? I imagine he's been chucked in with the Tuck clone?

  11. What is your PP? I can make out a Vahki head and what MIGHT be Atakus...

    1. AuRon the champion

      AuRon the champion

      *Recieved a comment just now, had previously no idea that this existed.* My profile picture is this robot: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/322821 *I had to look this one up >_>* It isn't Atakus, since I tend to shy away from using Canon characters in my stories.

    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      Ah thanks, I mistook her feet for Atakus :P

       

      'Not related to another Tex' hmm? :P

    3. AuRon the champion

      AuRon the champion

      Maybe... Maybe not. Just slightly inspired. No expies are allow in my universe!

  12. When did my life become the Hangover?

    1. a goose

      a goose

      that was my line you plagiarist

    2. Wotz
    3. a goose
  13. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your ###### lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      Pirok? Why is he doing all the work, Vorex?

    3. 25K Now!

      25K Now!

      Pirok has assumed direct control.

    4. a goose

      a goose

      Because Pirok is the Matoran character in my comics. I am now Vorex: Paradox Eater, and you will refer to me as...

      OMG, someone called me Vorex! =D

  14. Which came first, the egg... Or the Trakuda?

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    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      He kind of forgot about it, given that he is currently in denial of that meeting with Reichenbach as a whole. Didn't I PM you about it though?

    3. a goose

      a goose

      No, you didn't. You commented on a status update. That's different.

      And if you had PMd anyone, it would have been your paradoxophobic friend, not me.

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      Oh yeah, forgot you took over his account and all that. You should get together with ol' Baron Stabbington and form a Fourth Wall Breaking club.

      And due to Trakuda knowing nothing about all the Chronn dealings, he wouldn't exactly be able to answer it correctly. What he CAN do is answer with some kind of stupid joke, as is the age-old last resort.

       

  15. Why can I foresee someone changing their username to 'The Malicious Individual'?

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      @Wotz: That joke about more memorable names works on more than one level. XD

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      All completely intentional B)

    4. a goose

      a goose

      Figures.

  16. Why does your username make me think of you as a devious soap salesman?

    1. shadow pridak money gang

      shadow pridak money gang

      YOU ARE NOT YOUR JOB. DON'T JUDGE ME.

  17. Wotz

    Words cannot express my love for Podu.

  18. Wow I've never really got round to writing a comment for ages o.O But anyway thanks for the welcomes (ages ago :P) and hi RED JELLY BABY I like your name, it tastes nice.

  19. You either die a trilogy or live long enough to see yourself become Batman & Robin

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    2. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      I don't understand what that's supposed to mean. XD

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      I'm referring to film trilogies, as Batman and Robin was a terrible film, as well as being the fourth in a series :P

    4. The Dark Chronicler
  20. YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN

    1. shadow pridak money gang

      shadow pridak money gang

      His honking noise began to irritate me.

    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      And I thought my jokes were bad.

  21. YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      you would not BELIEVE how happy I was when the LGMs showed up

      but the real tear-jerker was when Andy gave the toys to the little girl, right at the end. ;_;

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      I know man :'(

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      And the Totoro cameo :D

  22. Your avatar cracks me up XD

    1. Protodite Karzahni

      Protodite Karzahni

      Then my work here is done! *Flies off leaving a trail of sparkles*

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