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    Well, first, I went to the zoo today. Expect photos at some point.
     
    Second, I had an argument with my (idiotic) friend the other day. He was CONVINCED that Rainbow Dash was the best pony. Not so, said I, 'tis Derpy. The argument went on for AGES, and neither of us has emerged victorious as of yet.
     
    The caption contest was delayed due to unforeseen circumstances, but it should be back this week.
     
    My new epic, Dark Mirror: Part I has begun.
     
    I am bored.
     
    - Paradoxophobia
     
    Oh yeah, and it's less than a month to my birthday.
  3. a goose
    Right, so we now have the Fellowship of Reclamation. Because I'm a fun guy, I will post the profiles, and all the posts in Onu-Wahi, right here. (Yes, I'm very nice, aren't I?)
    I will add a new blog post every time they finish up in a location.
     
    Sorry, can't put any more quotes in, but I'll do the next page as soon as I can.
     
    - Paradoxophobia
  5. a goose
    Well, Tillian began to become a meme.
    And then they Chuck-Norrised him. So, now, BZPRPG News and Discussion has gotten off-topic, and I have made a blog post.
    Discuss.
     
    BTW, I heard he can slam a revolving door.
     
    - Vorex
  6. a goose
    I know this is late, but I wanted to give extra time for entries. Of which there were two. *Sighs*
     
    Winners:
     
    First Place: Numerophobia, 'I'll hit 'em high, you hit 'em low.'
     
    Runner-Up: Zoma, 'Why is everyone taller than me?! Even the stupid mongoose! ...YES, A MEERKAT IS A MONGOOSE!'
     
    New Photo:

     
    It's... so... HEAVY. *Grunt*
  9. a goose

    Caption Contest: Week 6

    By a goose,

    Winners:
     
    First Place: Zoma, 'Paradox Cola, the favorite of Vorexes everywhere!
     
    If it doesn't taste like the confusion and agony of a thousand minds, then it's not Paradox!'
     
    Runner-up: Count Bleck, 'hello i am a grainy picture of--
     
    oh screw it you know the rest'
     
    New Photo:

     
    It's... so... simples! The horror!
  12. a goose

    Caption Contest: Week 5

    By a goose,

    Winners:
     
    First Place: Hubert, 'You see this Dalek? This is my sonic screwdriver? You know why I like it? Because it's big, shiny and absolutely fantastic. You know what else is fantastic? The guy who's going to knock you out with a sonic screwdriver.'
     
    Runner-up: Bulik, 'MOC: If you could see this, we'd find a picture of it in the dictionary beside the word "awesome"'
     
    New Photo:

     
    Almost... there!
  14. a goose

    Secret Project (Ssh!)

    By a goose,

    So, some of you will have seen my MOCs, Vorex and Pirok (the Toa). Some of you may be able to join the dots as to what the next one wil be.
    Here's your clue: There are two. One is small, and one is blue.
     
    - Vorex
  15. a goose

    My Inactivity

    By a goose,

    You all may have noticed I have been inactive recently.
    Well, there are a number of reasons for this, the main one being that I am now addicted to The Sims. Another is that I am putting off telling you all that I'm leaving (but only for a few days, while I go to Donegal, also known as That Place Where Speaking About The Internet Gets You A Funny Look From Locals), and then I'm trying (and failing) to get myself a social life outside of BZPower.
    I haven't given up yet on the 'social life' thing, though. I've heard about them from my friends. Apparently, they're a necessary part of existence (who knew? XD).
     
    But I'll be playing The Sims and watching Fellowship of the Ring repeatedly for days on end, and I can pretty much guarantee I'll be more active on Monday.
     
    So, anyone send/recieve Valentine's Day greetings?
     
    - Vorex
  16. a goose
    Winners:
     
    First Place: 55555, 'Pterodactyl: "...It was this big! I swear!"
     
    MOC: "Yeah, yeah sure, you and your fish stories."'
     
    Runner-Up: Bulik, 'MOC: wanna find out if you can fit under my foot?
     
    pterodactyl: 0.0'
     
    New Photo:

     
    Bowties... are... COOL!
     
    Announcement:
     
    Those of you who read my epic, Shadows, may or may not know that it is the first part of a trilogy.
    Well, the names of the second and third epic have been decided:
     
    Shadows
     
    Dark Mirror
     
    The Eleventh Hour
     
    That's all for now!
     
    - Vorex
  18. a goose

    Not-So-Common Sense

    By a goose,

    Alright, you all enjoyed the common sense quiz, so I'll give you something: The final answer to a question that has been debated for centuries.
     
    If you were stuck on a desert island, and could have one thing, what would it be?
     
     
     
    - Vorex
  19. a goose
    Time for some bad jokes!
     
    There are 10 kinds of people:
    Those who make bad jokes about Binary, and those who don't.
     
    I used to make bad jokes about Binary;
    But then I took a 404 error to the knee.
     
    A conversation with a Customer Service Employee:
    Me: I have a problem.
    Customer Service: Have you tried clearing your cache?
    Me: Yes.
    Customer Service: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
    Me: Yes.
    Customer Service: Sorry, there's nothing I can do for you.
     
    - Vorex
  20. a goose

    Caption Contest

    By a goose,

    I've decided my blog needs something unique; This will be a caption contest.
    Give your captions in the comments section, and I'll decide which caption is funniest! Every week there will be a new photo.
     
    Photo 1:
     

     
    - Vorex
  21. a goose

    Pirokbot

    By a goose,

    I found out earlier today a method through which I could cause a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet to have an entire conversation. What I need to know, however, are greetings. Phrases and questions. The things people will say when they 'talk' to it.
    Any suggestions?
     
    - Vorex
  23. a goose

    The Quiz

    By a goose,

    This is a not-so-common sense quiz!
     
    Alright, each answer will be hidden in a spoiler. You have to THINK about the answer first, and comment with your original answer. The answers themselves will be hidden in spoilers.
     
    How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?
     
     
     
    How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
     
     
     
    The king of the lions is having a big party, and all the animals are invited. But one doesn't show up! Which animal, and why?
     
     
     
    You have to cross a river, but it's inhabited by crocodiles! What do you do?
     
     
  24. a goose

    Bzprpg: Killer For Hire

    By a goose,

    I have a NEW character in the BZPRPG, Reichenbach. As part of a plan which is absolutely brilliant, I am going to DESTROY the detective Thedar Chronn, and his employees. But Chronn first. He'll be the most fun.
     
    So, if you want a character who has slipped into inactivity, or who you have just become bored with, dead... Then I'll be more than happy to help. Two clients and counting!
     
    - PtVM
  25. a goose

    I'm Leaving

    By a goose,

    Yep, it's true. The title says it all. No point arguing, my mind is made up.
     
    - PtVM
     
    EDIT: Wait, I'm not leaving! That isn't even what I wrote! CURSE YOU WORD PREDICTOR!
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