Dapper-Sama

"Smooth Criminal", to be specific. Beard-3 MT-2

@Snubby:Michael Jackson.

Filler is much appreciated. Night of the Second Day On that rainy, cold night, the Investigation Team met just outside the Cafe, coincidentally, near the same alleyway where Luroka and Caboose died. Their plan was to investigate the Toa of Emoji, but, just before they set off, they ran into an incredibly buff, shirtless ninja (if he could even be called that). They saw him as highly suspicious, and decided to trail him. The ninja didn't even try to mask his movements, he didn't even bother covering his face. The Investigation Team collectively decided that he didn't really fit the common definition of a ninja; if anything, he was more like a samurai. He was jogging towards the residential part of town, no doubt to kill someone. This could be one of the Murderers! Naturally, the Detectives were proven wrong. He walked up to the residence of Burnmad, and knocked twice. Burnmad, of course, was rather surprised to discover the shirtless ninja, standing out there in the pouring rain. He, in a very polite tone, told Burnmad, "I wish to duel with you." "What?" asked Burnmad. "I wish to duel you. Out here. Now or some time soon." "I don't follow." "Do you know what a duel is?" "Yes, of course, but I don't have a weapon." The ninja frowned. "I hope you are versed in unarmed combat." "What?... Well, let me get my raincoat first." A few minutes later, Burnmad, properly dressed for the weather, exited his house. He was clearly nervous. With a cry of "JUSTIIIIIIICE!!!" the ninja immediately kicked him in the chest. The blow itself didn't knock him off of his feet, but staggered him. While trying to regain his balance, Burnmad slipped on the rain and fell on his rump. The ninja unsheathed his sword and leveled it at Burn's neck. "You're rather weak... I doubt you would be able to kill anyone in cold blood," said the ninja. "What is this all about??" asked Burnmad, confused. "You... deserve to live." The ninja sheathes his sword, and walks away. Burnmad, ???, deemed worthy by the Keeper of Love and Justice The Detectives saw everything. They were even taking notes- rain-soaked notes, but they were still notes- on the situation. They headed to the Cafe to asses what they saw, and to decide on whether or not publish their findings. Burnmad, ???, investigated by Investigation Team Elsewhere, Meso Zehvor was waiting outside the house of his friend MT, who had been rather sick for a few days. He'd been standing outside for about thirty minutes, the whole time, saying to himself, I should've borrowed Burnmad's jacket... I should've borrowed Burnmad's jacket... He heard footsteps coming from behind him, and turned around. Recalling recent events, those footsteps might spell certain doom for him, but he saw none other than MT Zehvor, the person he was looking for. Which means the last half-hour of cold rain was totally pointless. MT himself was in for a surprise, when he heard footsteps behind him. He, naturally, turned around, seeing a humanoid figure he didn't recognize. Of course, he panicked, and fled the scene. The person didn't seem to have much interest in MT, and instead began walking, slowly, towards Meso. Meso, instead of running like he should've, tried to jam open the door to MT's house while the creepy guy got closer, and closer and closer. By the time Meso had got out his screwdriver and bobby pins, the killer was upon him, and he was brutally murdered with a hacksaw. Meso Zehvor, Villager, killed by Murderer Meanwhile, the muscular and charismatic local celebrity known as the King, got bored. His good friend Shadowhawk wasn't picking up the phone, so decided to make a new friend. He looked in his address book (some entries were crossed out and replaced by annotations such as "killed night 1 by murderer") and looked up a random number. He called it. "Heyo!" "Trijhak." "That's me." "I'm bored, and I'd be honored to have you over." "Alright, sounds like a plan! I'll be over in just a minute." Trijhak, ???, diverted by King At about that time, Shadowvezon was sitting in his room, staring into his broken television. He, his chair and much of his carpet were sopping wet. You'd think he was expecting something special to happen, staring at the telly at midnight on a rainy night, but really he was just looking at his television because he had nothing better to do. Of course, his day got far more interesting when a figure, rather similar to himself, burst from his television. "SURPRISE!!!" yelled the television person. Shadowvezon was indeed surprised. "And what are you supposed to be?" SV asked. "Oh. -ahem- I am a Shadow..." "I swear on me mum's grave, if you say the words 'the true s-" Shadowvezon was interrupted mid-sentence by a spear to the gut. "Oh, you're one of those guys. Know this, you blind fool... Shadows... don't speak!" said the dying SV. "And additionally, they're going to play you like a violin and then cut the strings....!" And with that, Shadowvezon perished. Shadowvezon, Murderer, killed by Murderer. The killer heaved a sigh of relief. His attack had gone well, and he left no evidence that would pin him as the murderer. Okay, maybe he could leave some evidence. He took a red pen from his pocket and wrote the words ANNIE ARE YOU OK on the wall. He chuckled, and said under his breath, "References!" In that moment in time, an old man crawled through the window and got to his feet. SV's killer turned around to see one of the creatures he revered; a Shadow. The killer smiled warmly. "The deed is done. Now, what of my reward?" he said. The Shadow didn't say a word (since Shadows indeed do not speak), but instead punched him in the gut with blinding speed. This wasn't supposed to happen! thought the killer, falling to his knees. From behind, some other person creature kicked him in the back of the head. Looking around himself as he was beaten, he saw all five Shadows smacking him down. Eventually, they stopped beating him, and simply stood in a circle around him. The killer, beaten, bloody but still alive, was still able to see. He notice that the Shadows were all sort of melting into gelatinous form, like that one did in the night. Man, what a way to go. What happened next was utterly horrible and gruesome, but thankfully the Shadows left no physical remains. Snubby, Murderer, killed by Shadows Snubby's death Toa K: Seen talking with Snubby before he died, could possibly be the Shadow he was collaborating with. Swimming Beard: The Shadow that attacked Snubby first was an old man; old men are associated with beards. MT Zehvor: Where exactly did he run off to when he saw Meso's killer?

Alright, I'll remember that next time. I just got up about an hour ago, the scene should be up in another 60 minutes.

I can't copy-paste from Kingsoft Writer, it somehow compresses entire paragraphs into single lines and stretches the page horizontally.

Yeah, I'm working on it. I would've had it up yesterday if I hadn't accidentally reloaded the page right before posting the scene.

*gasp* How dare you? Heal Yu, hurt Hazama 1. Neku Sakuraba: 102. Anna: 143. Sonic: 104. Marth: 105. Sho Minamimoto: 106. Captain Nemo: 137. Samus Aran: 128. Phoenix Wright: 109. Solaire of Astora: 1010. Master Chief: 1011. Paper Mario: 1012. Sherlock Holmes: 1113. Mega Man: 1014. Professor Layton: 1015. Geno: 1016. Darth Vader: 1217. Sauron: 1318. Jame T. Kirk: 1020. Hannibal Lecter: 921. Oberyn Martell: 1122. Jesse Pinkman: 923. Jaime Lannister: 1024. Optimus Prime: 1125. Boba Fett: 1226. Michael Bluth: 1027. Jack Sparrow: 1029. Hiccup: 930. Edward Kenway: 1031. Quote: 932. Commander Video: 1033. Paul Muad'Dib: 1034. Madotsuki: 1035. Audrey Parker: 1036: Yu Narukami: 1237: Trevor Phillips: 1038: The Slender Man: 1239: The Courier: 1040: Epic Sax Guy: 1141: The Doctor: 1142: Fawful: 1043: Captain Olimar: 1044: Scooby Doo: 1046: Nathan Drake: 1047: Saber: 1048: GLaDOS: 1049: Nick Fury: 1050: Captain Falcon: 1051. George Bailey: 1052. James Bond: 1153. Norman Bates: 1254. Beowulf: 1056: Hazama: 357: Ren: 1058: Doc Brown: 960: Dominic Cobb: 10

Lake Michigan

Houston

Hurt Nemo, heal Yu. 1. Neku Sakuraba: 10 2. Anna: 13 3. Sonic: 10 4. Marth: 10 5. Sho Minamimoto: 10 6. Captain Nemo: 12 7. Samus Aran: 11 8. Phoenix Wright: 10 9. Solaire of Astora: 10 10. Master Chief: 10 11. Paper Mario: 10 12. Sherlock Holmes: 11 13. Mega Man: 10 14. Professor Layton: 10 15. Geno: 10 16. Darth Vader: 11 17. Sauron: 13 18. Jame T. Kirk: 10 20. Hannibal Lecter: 9 21. Oberyn Martell: 11 22. Jesse Pinkman: 9 23. Jaime Lannister: 10 24. Optimus Prime: 11 25. Boba Fett: 12 26. Michael Bluth: 10 27. Jack Sparrow: 10 29. Hiccup: 9 30. Edward Kenway: 10 31. Quote: 9 32. Commander Video: 10 33. Paul Muad'Dib: 10 34. Madotsuki: 10 35. Audrey Parker: 10 36: Yu Narukami: 12 37: Trevor Phillips: 10 38: The Slender Man: 12 39: The Courier: 10 40: Epic Sax Guy: 11 41: The Doctor: 11 42: Fawful: 10 43: Captain Olimar: 10 44: Scooby Doo: 10 46: Nathan Drake: 10 47: Saber: 10 48: GLaDOS: 10 49: Nick Fury: 10 50: Captain Falcon: 10 51. George Bailey: 10 52. James Bond: 11 53. Norman Bates: 12 54. Beowulf: 10 56: Hazama: 7 57: Ren: 10 58: Doc Brown: 9 60: Dominic Cobb: 10

Double hurt Captain Nemo. 1. Neku Sakuraba: 10 2. Anna: 14 3. Sonic: 10 4. Marth: 10 5. Sho Minamimoto: 10 6. Captain Nemo: 13 7. Samus Aran: 11 8. Phoenix Wright: 10 9. Solaire of Astora: 10 10. Master Chief: 10 11. Paper Mario: 10 12. Sherlock Holmes: 11 13. Mega Man: 10 14. Professor Layton: 10 15. Geno: 10 16. Darth Vader: 11 17. Sauron: 13 18. Jame T. Kirk: 10 20. Hannibal Lecter: 9 21. Oberyn Martell: 10 22. Jesse Pinkman: 9 23. Jaime Lannister: 10 24. Optimus Prime: 11 25. Boba Fett: 12 26. Michael Bluth: 10 27. Jack Sparrow: 10 29. Hiccup: 9 30. Edward Kenway: 10 31. Quote: 8 32. Commander Video: 10 33. Paul Muad'Dib: 10 34. Madotsuki: 10 35. Audrey Parker: 10 36: Yu Narukami: 11 37: Trevor Phillips: 10 38: The Slender Man: 12 39: The Courier: 10 40: Epic Sax Guy: 11 41: The Doctor: 11 42: Fawful: 10 43: Captain Olimar: 10 44: Scooby Doo: 10 46: Nathan Drake: 10 47: Saber: 10 48: GLaDOS: 10 49: Nick Fury: 10 50: Captain Falcon: 10 51. George Bailey: 10 52. James Bond: 11 53. Norman Bates: 12 54. Beowulf: 10 56: Hazama: 7 57: Ren: 10 58: Doc Brown: 10 60: Dominic Cobb: 10

Heal Dom Cobb, hurt Optimus. 1. Neku Sakuraba: 10 2. Anna: 14 3. Sonic: 11 4. Marth: 10 5. Sho Minamimoto: 10 6. Captain Nemo: 15 7. Samus Aran: 11 8. Phoenix Wright: 10 9. Solaire of Astora: 10 10. Master Chief: 10 11. Paper Mario: 10 12. Sherlock Holmes: 10 13. Mega Man: 10 14. Professor Layton: 10 15. Geno: 10 16. Darth Vader: 11 17. Sauron: 13 18. Jame T. Kirk: 10 20. Hannibal Lecter: 9 21. Oberyn Martell: 10 22. Jesse Pinkman: 9 23. Jaime Lannister: 10 24. Optimus Prime: 10 25. Boba Fett: 12 26. Michael Bluth: 10 27. Jack Sparrow: 10 29. Hiccup: 9 30. Edward Kenway: 10 31. Quote: 10 32. Commander Video: 10 33. Paul Muad'Dib: 10 34. Madotsuki: 10 35. Audrey Parker: 10 36: Yu Narukami: 11 37: Trevor Phillips: 10 38: The Slender Man: 12 39: The Courier: 10 40: Epic Sax Guy: 11 41: The Doctor: 11 42: Fawful: 10 43: Captain Olimar: 10 44: Scooby Doo: 10 45: Woody the Cowboy: 3 46: Nathan Drake: 10 47: Saber: 10 48: GLaDOS: 10 49: Nick Fury: 10 50: Captain Falcon: 10 51. George Bailey: 10 52. James Bond: 11 53. Norman Bates: 12 54. Beowulf: 10 56: Hazama: 7 57: Ren: 10 58: Doc Brown: 10 60: Dominic Cobb: 10

Yasoinaba

Mali

America

Double Hurt Hazama. 1. Neku Sakuraba: 10 2. Anna: 14 3. Sonic: 11 4. Marth: 10 5. Sho Minamimoto: 10 6. Captain Nemo: 15 7. Samus Aran: 11 8. Phoenix Wright: 10 9. Solaire of Astora: 10 10. Master Chief: 10 11. Paper Mario: 10 12. Sherlock Holmes: 10 13. Mega Man: 10 14. Professor Layton: 10 15. Geno: 10 16. Darth Vader: 11 17. Sauron: 12 18. Jame T. Kirk: 10 20. Hannibal Lecter: 9 21. Oberyn Martell: 10 22. Jesse Pinkman: 9 23. Jaime Lannister: 10 24. Optimus Prime: 11 25. Boba Fett: 12 26. Michael Bluth: 10 27. Jack Sparrow: 10 29. Hiccup: 9 30. Edward Kenway: 10 31. Quote: 10 32. Commander Video: 10 33. Paul Muad'Dib: 10 34. Madotsuki: 10 35. Audrey Parker: 10 36: Yu Narukami: 11 37: Trevor Phillips: 10 38: The Slender Man: 12 39: The Courier: 10 40: Epic Sax Guy: 11 41: The Doctor: 11 42: Fawful: 10 43: Captain Olimar: 10 44: Scooby Doo: 10 45: Woody the Cowboy: 5 46: Nathan Drake: 10 47: Saber: 10 48: GLaDOS: 10 49: Nick Fury: 10 50: Captain Falcon: 10 51. George Bailey: 10 52. James Bond: 10 53. Norman Bates: 12 54. Beowulf: 10 56: Hazama: 7 57: Ren: 10 58: Doc Brown: 10 60: Dominic Cobb: 9

Atlantic Ocean

Redding (Northern Californian city)

New Zealand

Heal Yu, hurt Woody. 1. Neku Sakuraba: 10 2. Anna: 14 3. Sonic: 10 4. Marth: 10 5. Sho Minamimoto: 10 6. Captain Nemo: 14 7. Samus Aran: 11 8. Phoenix Wright: 10 9. Solaire of Astora: 10 10. Master Chief: 10 11. Paper Mario: 10 12. Sherlock Holmes: 10 13. Mega Man: 10 14. Professor Layton: 10 15. Geno: 10 16. Darth Vader: 11 17. Sauron: 12 18. Jame T. Kirk: 10 20. Hannibal Lecter: 9 21. Oberyn Martell: 10 22. Jesse Pinkman: 9 23. Jaime Lannister: 10 24. Optimus Prime: 11 25. Boba Fett: 11 26. Michael Bluth: 10 27. Jack Sparrow: 10 29. Hiccup (HTTYD): 9 30. Edward Kenway: 10 31. Quote: 10 32. Commander Video: 10 33. Paul Muad'Dib: 10 34. Madotsuki: 10 35. Audrey Parker: 10 36: Yu Narukami: 11 37: Trevor Phillips: 10 38: The Slender Man: 12 39: The Courier: 10 40: Epic Sax Guy: 11 41: The Doctor: 11 42: Fawful: 10 43: Captain Olimar: 10 44: Scooby Doo: 10 45: Woody the Cowboy: 9 46: Nathan Drake: 10 47: Saber: 10 48: GLaDOS: 10 49: Nick Fury: 10 50: Captain Falcon: 10 51. George Bailey: 10 52. James Bond: 10 53. Norman Bates: 12 54. Beowulf: 10 56: Hazama: 9 57: Ren: 10 58: Doc Brown: 10 60: Dominic Cobb: 10

The Keeper of Love and Justice does indeed pick between protecting in Investakilling. He can inadvertently protect a Murderer, yes. Most of the PMs were received, but I'm really out of it today and will write the scene tomorrow.

Wait, Ehks, this really is the first game you were lynched in?

The first bad pun was actually made by a Space Elf from Pluto. Pluto.

I don't know why, but my gut tells me that the 2000's Bionicle should be called "Bionicle Classic".

Uh, Night Roles! PM! Well, everyone but the King. Come on, folks! You have until noon on Monday.