Volatile
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Out comes the Maus (AKA the heaviest fully enclosed armored fighting vehicle ever built) In goes the Maus
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Out comes a boxing lizard thing with tracks for rear legs. Oh wait... In goes a sand tarakava
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Teridax eats them. Metaphorically, of course. Takeshi goes YOLO on the robot side of the mountain
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Granted. You die in your first mission. I wish to have more time to do work, have fun etc.
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I step over your puny lil' jeep with my Grand titan. OH LOOK! The mask flew right into my hands! How convenient. I walk away spraying lasers everywhere. My mask
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I don't care how much of the lore this RPG ignores for the sake of balance, Imma join now.
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He fails miserably and all the Toa die. The Toa decide to YOLO through the Skull grinder fight
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Out comes zits. In goes my wallet
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Nobody likes him and he commits suicide. I get all the bionicle sets
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No. No you're not. I wish I had a mech
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Well now your mind has dulled. And a mauser just so happens to pass by! My mask
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I invite you for CONGA! A conga that leads to your death! my mask
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Granted. But you are forced to do the Hopak dance for the rest of eternity. I wish I had the mask
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Who said anything about the Roman Empire? Caesar's legion still stands and they kill you all. My mask
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He violates the "no giant robots" law and is found guilty. Netflix and chill with crush
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Granted. you get captured by vahki for having no official records. I wish I knew what to wish
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Out comes Infinity In goes Master Chief
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I convince Caesar's Legion that you are an outlaw and would make a great slave and they capture you and enslave you. Then they trigger the trap I set up for them and You all die. My mask
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Granted. A Muaka eats you. I wish I had a giant robot to walk around with.
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I cause an infinite portal loop. You will be falling. FOREVER! My mask
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They heal up. And then a wild Muaka appears! R.I.P. random matoran. Pokemon MMO released
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Out comes an invisible boat. In goes the Supernova!
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Granted. But you write it in a rush so it kinda sucks. I wish I didn't have to wait for Fallout4
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You inexplicably die. My mask
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Out comes a kirikori nui. wat? In goes grammar.