Arzaki

Oh please, who HASN'T played Ocarina of Time?

~T1S~

Me.

*pays in protodermis*

*groans* Dat not monies. GIVE ME MONIES. *pins you to the wall*

*flops hand on ghidora's face*

Derpasaurus. (Don't mind me, just intruding on your private matters simply because I have nothing else to do...)

"Don't mind me, just intruding on your private matters simply because I have nothing else to do..."

My life in a nutshell.

Or mine.

HUGT ME DADDY!!! *runs at you covered in tomato sauce*

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...Where I publically mutilate Gukko lord!

P1: I'm gonna kill a monster, dang it!

P2: You can't do that, you big bully!

P1: Pacifist!

P2: Jerk!

By the way, I'm fairly certain that X won't have man-thongs. I already know that 4 doesn't.

*breathes heavy sigh of relief*

Look there it is!!!!!

Let us enter into the realm of.. Uh... *looks at script*

Bathsteamon! yeah, that's right.

I beat Bastion in about 8 hours. That's what Steam says, but I'm pretty sure it was more like 7 hours.

Welcome to the club!

The club of what, exactly? Horrid art, horrid spriting, or just never-practices-enough?

Horrid people! (Confetti starts falling)

If you have any other questions about it, I'll be happy to answer them, as long as it doesn't spoil the story.

Well okay thanks for answering my question!

Well, (spoiler alert) I'm in it... Mwehehe...

I know, I basically never solo queue anymore.

I don't play at all because it is the game equivalent of the zeka virus.

*zika

how?

Unbelievable. You've wrecked every scrub you've come across.

It was when we were scrubs, dane. Nic thought it would be a good idea to do an intermediate bot match in the twisted treeline, and it was like our second or third day playing.

I assume my argument is now invalid, huh?

'Course.

Orlynao?

You should have seen Banana guns you two could start a FRUIT REVOLUTION!!!

Someday

I'd like to help!

You good with sprites? That's pretty much all I need, as I'm basing it off the 2006 story. Nostalgia, that's why.

*cries*

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Wow seriously and it was promoting the website or.....

PLOT TWEEST, the website was just promoting the ad the whole time.

When you talk to Arzaki on Skype, BZP, and Discord, and you've known him for a few years, yeah this is the point where you either slap him with memes or run for the hills

my memes are ironic

my depression is chronic

i cant legally drink gin and tonic

Or vice versa.

Perhaps you are an octopus, wearing a squid, which is wearing an octopus hat, which is wearing another octopus hat, which is actually you.

But what if you are an octopus, wearing a squid, which is wearing an octopus hat, which is wearing another octopus hat, which is actually you, who is wearing another squid, which is wearing an octopus hat, which is wearing another octopus hat, which is really you, who is wearing another squid, which is wearing...

Jeez, this could go on forever.

And now, the glatorian mighty of fire... APPLE! Look at his ferocious stem and menacing red skin...

Glatorian mighty of fire? You mean mighty Glatorian of fire?

I meant a comma (Glatorian, mighty of fire)

i need to vent lol

Yeah, where the heck's Gigginox? It did the vampiric cave dwelling blind creature better, and actually -had- battle music other than Khezu's every couple second roars... >>

Japan doesn't like the 3rd generation monsters other than Zinogre. I don't know why, I found them to be actually fun, unlike Khezu and Gravios. And the Rath wyverns. And Garuga. Gigginox is infinitely better than Khezu. Its abilities actually make sense.

Where is it i have a pre order from myself.

It's being tested for bugs and glitches, but it's soon to be released. Pre-finished, mind you.

Cool.

1.3 is out. You can find the download link in the main post.

Have you played yet?

Oh, by the way, in case you didn't notice, I edited my post in Ta-Wahi that said we went to Ga-Wahi. Just making sure you read that.

I feel like I'm rushing you. Sorry.

Oh, okay. No, it's fine.

Don't forget to join Asylum!

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ayyyy lmao

I find that avatar either oddly attracting or attractingly odd, I can't tell which.

Dirty on my... Durty?

DJ Bonkle's bonkle rap:

Yo bonkle bro, come bonkle here,

Don't you bonkle that in front of me, bro

When you bonkle out, bonkle out on me,

So we can bonkle for eternity!

And remember kids, purple flowers are evil. See you next time!

...Nice?

*reads over history of life threats and destruction by wanting to buuurn everything*

Uh... Nice! Right! *backing away...*

Arzaki is nice to those who, *ahem*, don't constantly annoy him. ( )

Amiright, Arzaki?

That's odd, I'm not dead yet.

Happy Bonkleday! I got you lots of Bonkles!

Bonkle's eve, is it?

Happy Bonkleween!