The Forgotten Chronicler

"I walked into this party; everyone I had ever met was there, and people were drinking like it was the end of the world..." "...I walked down to the basement, they had a pool table in the basement. One dude took a running start, and threw his body onto the pool table and broke it in half. Another kid found out which room was Mr. Magnimerra's and took a poop on his computer. So the party was going great!"