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Toru Nui

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  1. Toru Nui
    That's not a word! I demand to speak to your manager! Oh wait, he's dead. I demand to speak to OUR manager! Wait, no, he's a quisling. And is also dead.
  2. Toru Nui
    You disgust me, you BotCon exclusive!
  3. Toru Nui
    Oh, so HE'S allowed to sing, but I'm not?
  4. Toru Nui
    I don't think you telling the people of Iconox to outright kill all the occupying Skrall counts as diplomatic, considerate, indirect, and/or deceptive. Not that that was a bad thing of course.
  5. Toru Nui
    Involve everyone in a secret conspiracy. And I do mean everyone. It's the only sure-fire solution.
  6. Toru Nui
    Pro-Skrall Village: Tesarus Anti-Skrall Village: Tesarix Revenant Name: Ekimu (Because references to other universes are always appreciated) Gender: Male Tribe: Weren't the Great Beings their own tribe that was never named?
  7. Toru Nui
    You dare mock the Cthulhu Mythos? YOU MUST DIE! *projects lightning from fingertips* Was that better? Don't bother answering if not, we wouldn't want you losing your head.
  8. Toru Nui
    PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH ANNONA R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN
  9. Toru Nui
    Lies. Lies and slander.
  10. Toru Nui
    First of all, that took place in an alternate universe. Second of all, Luroka may be dead, but isn't actually dead, you understand. At least, I hope not.
  11. Toru Nui
    Let's just say it may or may not have been protecting a certain neutral area. I shouldn't have to say this though, since you're the one who came up with it in the first place. Ignore everything I just said.
  12. Toru Nui
    First of all, that secret mission is supposed to be secret. That's WHY it's secret. Good going, pterodactyl robot. Second of all, I think that a certain someone has already failed more than me, in no small part because of behaving like an 80's cartoon villain, so why don't you stick your tongue out at him, instead?
  13. Toru Nui
    If anything, you're partially responsible for my situation. Though it's mostly due to the Skrall being huge unrepentant male genitalia.
  14. Toru Nui
    OK, so let's count the things I have done: Lose to FlaredrickLose to a Skrall*SPOILERS*, but, uh, it doesn't go all that well eitherMy constant failure has nothing to do with Nato suffering night terrors.
  15. Toru Nui
    I did no such thing, and you can't prove I did.
  16. Toru Nui
    ...So Nato has a fear of decapitated heads? Because what I'm taking away from this.
  17. Toru Nui
    It's become a running gag, at this point. As well as one region/tribe/village/whatever having been wiped out in some tragedy long before the game begins, and Nato jump-starting the plot. Which he would have to do considering he would be GM.
  18. Toru Nui
    Again, your leader's full legal name, is Mighty Leader Tuma. Morality or no, I for one do not welcome our new obviously narcissistic megalomaniacal dictator.
  19. Toru Nui
    I find it difficult to place my trust in someone who's legal full name is Mighty Leader Tuma. Granted, in another universe I worshiped a demonic skeleton woman, but that was mostly due to the fact she literally radiated insanity and brainwashing.
  20. Toru Nui
    Lies. Lies and slander. The existence of our morally-questionable police force is NOT a secret.
  21. Toru Nui
    And now your symbol is the Skrall's overlaid with the Iron Tribe's. I expected the other guy to betray us before you did. No offense other guy.
  22. Toru Nui
    Get out of bed, you lazy bum!
  23. Toru Nui
    Imagine Tuma's reaction when he finds out that no sooner than Smoky leaves Iconox, that *SPOILERS*.
  24. Toru Nui
    That had better be simply because it has that impressive pulsating red effect or there's going to be problems. Well... more problems than there is already.
  25. Toru Nui
    Dick Dastardly, Morgan Greeman, and Sean Connery, voted sexiest man alive in 1989.
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