Toru Nui
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1/3 does not equal all of them. I am not disregarding anything. As has been stated before, I'm the antagonist, but that does not automatically make you the good guy. You are not any better than me, Mr. Greasy Greavesy. And when was the last time they ever actually used these swords?
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I promoted you. What more do you want?
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That does not change the undeniable fact that the old form of government was stupid, inefficient, stupidly inefficient, and inefficiently stupid. Nearly everything that went wrong in the past three hundred years has been the fault of this government, it's tools, and the secretive corrupt cult of "Knights" who probably haven't wielded a sword apart in their frivolous hedonistic ceremonies that keep it afloat. Also, I think it should be clear by now that Kulta has finally managed to succeed, having secured the Ancient City and all, and that the Jungle Region has been screwing itself over on purpose, because they know that I will bail them out at the last second. Which I'm doing right now, as a matter of fact.
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Tekulo?!
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Speaking of which: Season 1: Goofing around which resulted in a narrative. Season 2: A narrative that resulted in goofing around.
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The old system was not constitutional. There was no established set of principles governing the state. The only rule was that you had to be able to make a mask. Impressive, but hardly an acceptable means of choosing a leader. Now, we will have the proper ruler on the throne, who has over one thousand years of experience.
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The current system is the Faith system, as per Mask Maker Pulse's wishes. You wouldn't want to commit treason against the Mask Maker, now would you? Especially since you helped put him on the throne.
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I'm too busy to deal with simple-minded terrorists. You kill him. I have a rebellion to crush.
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Oh lovely. More competition. Not that it matters.
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My boss is an evil skull demon. Your argument is invalid.
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But not impossible.
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That does not bash the fact that: A: You didn't mean for it to happen, and- B: You flat out refused to join the Faith right in front of Kulta.
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Funny, I seem to recall you being a despicable neutral.
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For your excellent work at bashing open the Western Wall with (technically) zero casualties.
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Don't try to be bashful. You were using in a sarcastic way, and that is therefore bashing. I also need an excuse to use the word "bash" and it's variants as much as possible until the next episode. NYEHEHAHAKLAKAKKAKAKAKKK!!!
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Now now, let's not bash the man any more than necessary. Don't bash my decision. What would you have called it?
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How about Grand Supreme Marshall Colonel General First Class?
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Well, if Burnmad is too dead to ally with the Faith, the rest of his inner circle might want to consider honouring his last request, lest their skulls be bashed in. In other news, Quin is going to be promoted.
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Your failure of not hosting a slumber party.
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As punishment for your grievous crime, you shall be sentenced to be glazed in honey and used as bait to attract hungry Knights of Ekimu.
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You've failed me for the penultimate time, Tekulo.
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I was too busy making plans that have now been rendered inert by my enemies' gross ineptitude. Brainwashing is Kulta's department. Therefore, yours.
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You're not very good at the whole making-sure-your-men-are-loyal-to-your-country-and-religion are you, Not-Kelotu?
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Which means someone else is not who they say they are! (It's probably FF)
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Oh so THAT'S why Kelotu is an anagram for Tekulo.
