Toru Nui
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"Tahu, why is there smoke behind you?" "Uh... I can explain." "I don't think you can." "Well, why is your entire entourage currently on their hands and knees?" "...I can explain."
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Yes. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH YOU'LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE WHEN YOU HEAR MY NEW FRIEND SHRIEK~
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BZP's Game of Thrones Season 2 or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mask of Ultimate Power
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I don't think Makuta will be willing to give up his new body.
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You should have seen the guys who came before me. They were a bunch of loonies.
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Oh sure, I'll convert him. Into paste.
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And by join, we mean be horribly murdered by.
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And that'll be another five days of death.
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...But I haven't even given any speeches yet.
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Nonono, it's a death sentence carried out OVER five days.
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As dictated in a new law I just came up with, sassing a Faithful of high political stature is punishable by a five-day death sentence. As well as a summary knee to the gut.
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That sounds like something only a Knight would know.
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Of course I am. I'm always right. Anyone who says otherwise is a filthy Knight and will be thrown to the Skull Spiders.
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Yes.
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You're plotting to kill me, you know. You're not excluded from this.
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"How are you holding that-" "MAGIC."
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And with that, Phase One is complete.
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That is ALSO propaganda.
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But what you're saying IS propaganda. Anti-propaganda propaganda.
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You don't even HAVE propaganda. You have no right to judge.
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Perhaps, but that's not what my propaganda will say happened.
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You're not seeing the big picture. If you had died, good! You're dead! Mission accomplished. But since you hadn't died, you're going to try and destroy the Jungle, so I don't look like the bad guy when I demolish you. JUST AS PLANNED.
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You're discriminating against my race and my faith. I don't appreciate that.
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That would make me the secondary antagonist. And I'm OK with this.
