Eiji Hino

Why does my cat beg for meat and then instantly throw it up

Because your cat's an idiot. Get a dog, man.

I have a dog, but the dog doesn't perch on the side of the couch

why

( e_e)

Do not question the meaning of life

question not the ghidfather

mmm

well that was a good story, i'm satisfied

And I'm satisfied that you're satisfied.

Wat

Aww, thanks.

Remember when we were both at 464 posts? Good times...

Ah, those were the good times. The times when we could have friendly races to get the next rank up. But, now you're far ahead of me in posts, and I won't be able to catch up unless I spend all day here. Darn you, forced hiatus. You ruined our good times.

Ask Lan: How's your day gone?

Pretty alright.

I'm a meme lord? Truly? Element Lords aint got schnit on us man.

I'm probably forgetting some, too. Shimoneta came to mind after posting that.

My portfolio pales in comparison to that of my best friend. I basically go to her if I'm thinking about picking up something new, as she's seen a lot more things than I have.

Also, you watched Monster Musume too? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh yeah. Miia is best girl.

No worries. I also forgot to mention Ghosthands as another staff member you can PM.

I PM'ed him too. Same results.

Give it a few hours to a day. If nothing comes up, let me know and I'll contact them on Skype

What a relief. Hate to loss a good friend here.

I enjoy Ask Lan. Sorry for not having more questions. Had I been here more often during my high-school years when I was lost, I am sure I would have kept you in business.

Well, there goes a stressless way of asking you questions. I mean it would apply to really anyone going about that sort of way of question taking, but still.

Nice.

Can't wait.

OK, so all hasn't gone according to plan. Hopefully by next weekend, or Halloween at the latest, I can post my Epic.

Patty o'furniture

That joke was so bad. Get outta here.

I do like me some cringy jokes

It's OK. I was just worried about you, that's all. Glad you're all right.

I was gonna say I haven't been quiet for too long. How long is a long time to you?

...Three days.

*Wishes you luck via hand gesture*

*Wishes you luck via interpretive dance*

Wish you luck via intense saxophone solo.

What made you choose to join House Rayne in the first place?

It was sort of pre-set for me. It was described as the house that gave zero cares and just got things done. Which was me in S1.

House Galum was kinda the same for me, I just joined because I wanted to be General and House Galum is all about military power.

people just can't seem to handle the woobiness

They need to git gud more

git such gud

Yep.

Personally my favorite comic series of all time. You have good taste

Thank you.

yay cap is back! woot woot

not really no

/jk

*hugs*

Lan.

that's my name

you're right but shouldn't say it

What is the sp00kiest thing ever besides me?

there is none sp00kier than ghiddy

2tr00

Japing lols ah-ha

I see you updated your status honey.

When I first joined this website I never thought this would become a thing. I'm glade it did.

Sorry but had to ask, "I" meaning you, capMARVELOUS, or "I" as in myself? 

meaning is only revealed by the receiver

depends on how much you're paying me

$1000 and a pack of ramen.

bring on the alligator

I know it really isn't my business, but what happened?

Well, let's just say that I'm not allowed on YouTube, and leave it at that.

I have an unhealthy curiosity, but I'll respect your privacy.

Thanks, Retro.

No problem. Heh, that's the first time someone's called me that.

*sings* It's your birthday, time to party. *sings* (Happy birthday!)

Happy Birthday

I'm three for three on late birthdays. Happy late birthday, Lan.

And also, all your other questions.

Chlorophyll is much more interesting and important then how to co-operate with all-powerful thugs.

But learning how to pay taxes is useful in real life.