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  3. Kaleidoscope Tekulo
    So, real quick
     
    The plot is the best of any game
     
    I caught a shiny Cleffa and her name is Star (Because I like the show Star vs the Forces of Evil). She is now a level 56 Clefable.
     
    I captured all of the legendary pokemon without having to use a master ball
     
    I have completed the Alola Pokedex.
     
    I caught a level 11 Salamence and it was the most tedious thing ever.
     
    Mudsdale is a neat and reliable Pokemon as is Kommo-o
     
    Mimikyu creeps me out and I somehow managed to trade mine for a Buzzwole via GTS
     
    Weavile are uncommon and if I recall correctly I managed to trade one for a Dragonite. I traded the Dragonite away for something else as I really wanted to complete my dex.
     
    I named my character SwagtronYOLO
     
    I have no life and now I kind of feel sad about it. I miss childhood when shame didn't exist in its current form.
     
    So yeah, I think that about sums it up.
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    "Ah, yes! This white one is clean! I really like this one! But wait, did I wear this one last time? Did they see this shirt before?
     
    -sees colorful shirt-
     
    Hmm, Tekulo, why don't you wear something more colorful like this? The white one with these pants is kind of vanilla. And you know, there's nothing wrong with vanilla, but today you want to feel more like a fruit pop."
     
    Happy Thanksgiving. May your food swag be bountiful.
  10. Kaleidoscope Tekulo

    Theory

    By Kaleidoscope Tekulo,

    When Timmy Turner made the wish where he wished it were Christmas every day, the magic didn't completely fade and shop owners think anything past mid-October is December.
     
    So yeaj, I blame Timmy Turner. That jerk.
  11. Kaleidoscope Tekulo

    Dear Tekulo,

    By Kaleidoscope Tekulo,

    We are happy to inform you that you are no longer welcome on BZPower dot com. Your jokes and general sense of humor are not funny, and to be quite honest, your level of self-esteem is so low that it is making everyone around you feel totally sad all the time. You can't even learn to only hit the "add comment" button only one time; instead you double post on the blogs frequently and it is super annoying. Also you breathe too heavily and you smell bad.
     
    Sincerely (No one will ever love you or your giant baggage of mental health issues),
    Your brain
     
    (Some days I'm surprised I don't get kicked off of this site for being super awful at life. Originally I was going to sign this off as being from a member of the BZP staff, but uh, I don't see them being this cruel)
     
    Edit: (tfw your blog entry matches the tone of your blog name perfectly. XD)
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    So I got a shiny new display case for some of my favorite minifigs. This is pretty much just an attempt to organize some of the tragic piles of plastic that have become my LEGO collection over the years.
     
    So, I figure I'll try and describe my personal bios for these characters. Most of these are customized figures I've built from random figs and the build your own minifigures from the LEGO store.
     
    Starting from the top row from the left and going to the right: Here we have a special minifigure that was a promotional item from the LEGO shop at home site. I like to think of him as a personal assistant to help with the general chaos that is my life. (Having a plastic figure as an assistant is not very practical as all he does is smile and look pretty, but it's an unpaid position so I guess that's fine).
     
    Next we have a lovely mermaid. I have given her no backstory, nor a name. She just stands there in limbo, forever living in an existential crisis and longing for an identity.
     
    Now here we have Samantha and SAMANTHA. Samantha is an undercover agent for some sort of secret organization. Her specialty is disguise and infiltration. She has a variety of outfits and accessories to blend into the background. Her talents are normally used to gather information. As for what kind of information, idk I did not plan that far into what her organization even does. They don't even have a mission statement. Paired with her is a famous 2x2 LEGO brick whose whereabouts I always enquire about. She's a robot used as a deus ex machina of sorts. The name stands for
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    Amalgamation
     
    One of my personal favorites, we have Lilura Philyra. Lil is a witch without a voice. Whether she is incapable of speech or whether she simply refuses to speak is a mystery. She lost her family to witch hunts at a young age and studied magic as an apprentice to a capable master of the magical arts. She can often be found playing a melancholy tune on a harp.
     
    Next to her we have a Pride figure with no name. I honestly don't have a backstory for this gal here, and that's a shame because I really love her design.
     
    And here we have two boyfriends. I know nothing about them other than the fact that they are dating because I crave seeing gay dudes in stories. I did have a weird backstory made for one of them, involving power, betrayal and a convenient amnesia, but that's all very convoluted and will likely be scrapped from my personal canon.
     
    And now we have some sort of villain. Once again, no real backstory, but just look at him. He's dressed all fancy and has such a dapper little grin on his face. You just know he's up to no good with that bowler hat.
     
    And finally, finishing the top row we have another Shop at Home figure. I got two of the figures from the promotion (the first minifig on the far left) so I tried to see if I could recreate the female minifig found on the Shop at Home site.
     
    Now to list off the bottom row of figures starting with the leftmost side.
     
    Here we have Miss Cat and her two kittens. To be honest, they only got this spot because they are cats and cats are adorable.
     
    Next we have my version of Elsa from Frozen. The only problem I really have with her is that she is wearing gloves.
     
    These two are the Star Sisters. They are members of a sinister organization known as Skull Flower. Based in the city, they struggle with the choice of remaining in a criminal organization while trying their best to work towards a normal life.
     
    Jack and Megan are the two minifigs I decided to use in my epic, Light and Shadow. I have no clue if I will ever finish it, honestly. These two are from my childhood days way back when. Megan was a superhero with all of the powers of a PowerPuff girl and Jack was an afterthought side character. He's Megan's husband and a firefighter. They're madly in love (unlike in the epic where they're currently just partners in saving the world). Jack originally had no powers of his own. They have a son named Jack Jr who is an intelligent engineer who designed a robotic suit to help him fight crime. Basically Iron Man before I knew what Iron Man even was. Megan was always my protagonist in the LEGO world. I've played with the idea of making her a trans woman. Having her be a member of the LGBT community makes her feel a little closer to me (even though it's a part of the community that I'm not a member of).
     
    Next up is this weirdo guy. He's the leader of Skull Flower, a sinister organization whose mission statement is currently unknown. Idk what he's planning, but just look at that gun he has. Why do I even have guns in my LEGO world? Oh geez, I'm scared. I'm not sure how he lost his leg. He'd probably like to know that along with whatever the heck his name is. Nice mowhawk though.
     
    Here we have Professor Layton and Luke Triton from the Professor Layton series. I got super into these games and one day I was like OMG I CAN TOTALLY MAKE THESE GUYS OUT OF LEGO. Too bad I don't have Emmy Altava. I can only assume they've been trying to unravel the mysteries of my LEGO collection. Maybe they've found some answers like what it is all these secret organizations want to do and why they even exist in the first place?
     
    This is Little Red Riding Hood all grown up because I am a sucker for fairy tales and I will never be free from their icy hold over my life.
     
    And finally here we have some random Spartan who is a blindbag Megablocks figure. He crash landed in the LEGO universe and is trying to figure out what the heck is going on and how to return home. Unfortunately he is stuck in my collection forever, an outsider who can never fit in and the worst at disguising himself to blend in. Will he ever find love???
     
    So yeah, these are the zany characters that make up my pride parade LEGO.
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    Switch

    By Kaleidoscope Tekulo,

    It's like a button combined with the powers of a lever. Normally used to control lights. Idk why everyone is freaking out, we have had this technology for a while now.
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    Chai Latte

    By Kaleidoscope Tekulo,

    Currently at the airport on my way home from Arizona. It was a fun trip with the family.
     
    I'm having a Starbuck's Chai Latte because I love Chai. Though it's kind of disappointing because I've had a couple of really good Chai lattes this week at coffee houses. I also stopped at a tea shop yesterday and picked up some Green Tea Chai leaves. I'm excited to see how it'll taste (the leaves smelled pretty good).
     
    So yeah, I'm a sucker for Chai. In case you were ever wondering.
  18. Kaleidoscope Tekulo
    It's basically a world where people are more understanding, educated and tolerant towards anyone that strays from the social norm. In fact there would be no social norm.
     
    You and I are very different. I appreciate that.
     
    (And people being more eco-friendly and putting more love for nature ahead of their love for, say, sports.)
     
    Unfortunately I'm stuck with this dump.
     
    ~Lapis
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    srry, had 2 get that off my chest, dawg.
  23. Kaleidoscope Tekulo
    So, the summer season is coming to an end. For those who don't care about my personal life up until now, I spent the summer working at a volcano. It's beautiful up here and I was fortunate enough to explore and and see the sights. I've had one of the most beautiful areas of the world as my back yard these past few months, and that's been pretty cool.
     
    I started as an assistant baker. However, after a few days our lead baker left the company. That meant I got a promotion, being the only one in the bakery with experience and a degree in baking and patisserie. I was put in charge of an assistant, who later left, then was replaced with a good friend of mine who got hired on. It's been... interesting working with someone who knows me personally. It's been a good thing and a bad thing.
     
    Also my friend did out me to one person up here. Which was kinda terrible. Mostly because after recent events this year I've felt progressively less safe and have decided to remain closeted because I don't want to deal directly with homophobic people. And because I don't feel safe. Which is terrible.
     
    BUT ANYWAY I recently was preoccupied with a plated dessert for a wine tasting. I made a raspberry parfait, covered with Italian meringue (which I got to use a blowtorch to toast it! Super fun working with fire. MUAHAHAHAHAHA), raspberry sauce, fresh berries and macaroons. All of which I made from scratch. It all looked very nice, and it seemed to be well received.
     
    Currently I have only one more work day left. I leave this place on Friday and fly back home on Saturday. It will be nice to have fast internet again (or even moderate speed for Internet would be nice), and it will be good to see my cats again.
     
    However, I have no plans for the winter, have no idea where to start looking for jobs, and oh my glob I am going to end up a hobo one of these days. Stressing out about the future is always fun. Great. Fan-freaking-tastic.
     
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    Still though, it's been a lovely summer. After the year I had in 2015, this has been a welcome change of pace, and I will definitely miss some of the friends I've made here.
     
    Here's to moving on.
     
    GET OFF MY LAWN!
    ~Lapis
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    So for some weird reason I tend to have these dreams when I get stressed out. It's where I'm taking a second wave of highschool classes because the first nightmarish version in reality was oh-so-fun. Usually it's just taking classes and boring stuff.
     
    So anyway, in my last dream I was in a classroom sitting at my desk (which is totally normal and not in any way weird. Boring. Stuff.). Then I picked up my backpack and started pulling out a collection of stuffed animals. There were so many animals. So. Many. Animals. I'm pretty sure the anthropomorphic fox was a ripoff of Fox McCloud. So I had this two to three foot pile of stuffed animals on my desk. And then it happened.
     
    I got my test back. It was an F. Aka my worst nightmare in school. Sure I could afford an occasional D, but I never, and I mean NEVER got an F. It was horrible. I shifted in a fit of anxiety and failure.
     
    So after that I went to the principal's office to talk to someone about my grade. The lady was all like "I'm sorry, but with these grades you will never get into college." And I was just like "But this doesn't make any sense! I already finished highschool and took these tests! I even continued my education! What, am I going to have to go through highschool every single time I get a new job?"
     
    With a wry smile, the lady behind the desk said "Yes. Yes you will."
     
    And then every kid in the office literally stopped what they were doing, looked at us and started freaking out.
     
    I was like "lol I think we scared them."
     
    Then when I came to the waking world I was just like "lol I had so many stuffed animals. Nice."
     
    And that is my outlook on life, apparently.
     
    GET OFF MY OCEAN PILLAR!
    ~Lapis ♡
  25. Kaleidoscope Tekulo
    BEHOLD ANOTHER CREEP-TASTIC BLOG ENTRY FROM TEKULO!
     
    Will it be super awkward and uncomfortable? COUNT ON IT!
     
    Tekulo is currently so desperate for human contact that he's taking applications for a long-distance relationship online boyfriend. BECAUSE WHY NOT?
     
    Perks include:
     
    -Me getting someone to vent to about whatever random drama
    -Conversations filled with smiley faces, heart emotes and *hugs* typed for hours on end
    -Lots of cat pics
    -Even more cat pics
    -Pokemon nerd-fests
    -Accepting Eevee as a religion
    -Always having someone to talk to, but being safely out of reach just in case the other person is a total creep (ahahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
    -Complaining about obnoxious sports fans and the patriarchy
    -Complaining about literally everything else in the world
    -Random compliments on your appearance even though we'd have no idea what the other looks like
    -placing your hand on the monitor to pretend we are holding hands/highfiving.
    -Crying alone at night when the other person goes offline. 8D
     
    Send in your application via snail mail sent to Santa Claus at the North Pole because who knows where those things end up anyway.
     
    Are you also terribly desperate and have given up in all faith of humanity? Tekulo wants YOU (unless I don't).
     
    Please note that this entire blog entry is not to be taken seriously. This entire idea sounds terrible and this would probably never work out anyway. You could totally do better. The only reason I typed all of this out is because I have like three hours to kill. I can't go outside because it's raining and this gave me a small chuckle in my mundane and dull life. If you haven't run away from this entry screaming by now, then kudos.
     
    ~Lapis
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