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  1. Kaleidoscope Tekulo

    Meat

    By Kaleidoscope Tekulo,

    So, for my New Year's resolution, I decided that I would order only Vegetarian or Vegan options when eating out. Last night I ordered pasta with sautee'd mushrooms. When my food came out, they gave me pasta with meatballs.
     
    Now, when this happens I don't send the food back because then the establishment usually tosses the food out. When that happens with meat, to me it feels like the animal got killed just to wind up in the garbage (not to mention it's pretty darn wasteful). So, I didn't say anything and started eating a few bites of pasta.
     
    Little did I expect, the waitress caught the mistake and brought me pasta with the mushrooms. They still offered me the pasta with meatballs, as they said they were just going to throw it out. I told them I would take it to go.
     
    So, apparently when the food was brought back to the kitchen, tragedy struck. Someone was high fiving someone else, and when they brought their hand down, it landed in the pasta with meatballs. Sauce apparently splashed over three people. Contaminated, the establishment tossed it out.
     
    So, yeah... Life is meaningless.
     
    GET OFF MY LAWN!
    ~Tekulo <3
  3. Kaleidoscope Tekulo
    So, I keep brainstorming for my Epic when I realized that I still haven't worked out all the mechanics of the story.
     
    I want the protagonists to be interesting enough, the plot to run smoothly and Sir Quackers to make at least sixteen doomsday devices before the end of it.
     
    Though I kinda realize my villain department is a bit lacking.
     
    So, what do you guys and gals think makes for a good villain?
     
    I could always use some brainstorming fuel.
     
    (Also, go read my LEGO fanfiction. It's probably the only fanfic I'll post on this site, Sumiki)
     
    GET OFF MY LAWN!
    ~Tekulo <3
  8. Kaleidoscope Tekulo

    UP

    By Kaleidoscope Tekulo,

    Arg, this movie. The feels, the music, the plot, the dogs, the Adventure book, the Kevin...
     
    It's so feelsy. Maybe not as feelsy to me as The Fox and the Hound, but still it's a favorite of mine.
     
    GET OFF MY LAWN!
    ~Tekulo <3
  9. Kaleidoscope Tekulo

    Ugh

    By Kaleidoscope Tekulo,

    So, today I was arriving home when my eyes were looking at the road. I remembered the splatter that used to be there after my dog was hit last year. The moment she was hit was replaying itself in my mind. I grabbed my cat, held him close as he purred into my ear and sobbed lightly.
     
    You know, it's nights like these that I realize I might benefit from inventing a pretend boyfriend. Unfortunately, such technology would still be incapable of hugging me and comforting me in any way. I could always try to get a real life boyfriend, but that seems just a little too fantastical (you know, unless it was a small Santa balloon, but I don't feel like dating one of those again).
     
    Lately, though, I've been going through old photos, and I took plenty of pictures of Jewel. I'm really glad that I did. I mean, in hindsight, a video would have been even more awesome, but what are you gonna do?
     
    ...
    ~Tekulo <3
  11. Kaleidoscope Tekulo
    So, this is a game where you start out being related to both the Adams Family and the Brady Bunch simultaneously. Both families then start fighting over you because you're made of golden puppies or something, I dunno. Then it turns out it was just a dream, but you actually were related to the Adams Family after all. Then you go on a quest and then wind up in the Brady Bunch home, and they claim that you're actually related to them.
     
    It turns out you're a Brady, but in Conquest you say "Screw that" and stick with the Adams family. Then the Brady Bunch and the Adams family face off in an epic fight to the death.
     
    And your dad is literally the worst and sends you off to die.
     
    Then your fake brother, looking past your Brady blood, decides he will send aid in the form of troops which include your fake sister.. Then your other fake brother, also looking past your Bradyness, sends more troops and one of them is bisexual.
     
    Oh, and there's also this dragon who used to be human who whisks you away to another dimension so you can have a castle. The dragon is not a Brady or Adams family member.
     
    Also, I got The Legend of Korra - A New Era Begins for 3DS for like $5. It is essentially Fire Emblem, but with less of a dramatic family dynamic.
     
    GET OFF MY LAWN!
    ~Tekulo <3
  16. Kaleidoscope Tekulo

    So...

    By Kaleidoscope Tekulo,

    Should I change my display name to Shadow Tekulo or no?
     
    Like, is this shadow fad part of some secret society and will I be incurring its wrath should I switch over uninvited? And am I really willing to take that chance?
     
    I have nothing else going on in my life right now...
     
    GET OFF MY LAWN!
    ~Tekulo <3
  17. Kaleidoscope Tekulo
    So I was hanging out with a friend yesterday. We went to a Walmart and I got the shiny new Lewa set (the new gear function is kinda weird), and she got a doll from Ever After High, which she collects. Once we arrived at her place, she showed me The Dragon Games which is a part of Ever After High, and then the first episode of the series.
     
    I'm just going to say that Raven is by far the most interesting character. Like, even more interesting than Twilight Sparkle. As for Apple White, she is dumb and spoiled and I kinda hate her. Maddy Hatter is also a fun character. According to my friend, she is perfect.
     
    So now I'm a grown man watching yet another cartoon show intended for small children, specifically girls. How does this keep happening?
     
    GET OFF MY LAWN!
    ~Tekulo <3
  18. Kaleidoscope Tekulo

    Samantha

    By Kaleidoscope Tekulo,

    Behold, Samantha!
     
    I drew traced a picture of a minifig I had. While the 2x2 Brick is Samantha classic, the minifigure is Samantha in the LEGO Dimensions RPG.
     
    In my fanfiction, Samantha and Samantha team up to foil the evil plans of Tekulo and the sinister Sir Quackers. These hijinks involve time travel, space travel, public transit travel and email.
     
    GET OFF MY LAWN!
    ~Tekulo <3
  20. Kaleidoscope Tekulo
    So, this is my 300th entry on my blog. There's a lot I could have done to celebrate this momentus occasion, but alas I have done none of it.
     
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=I4pPT6Tg8Bs
     
    I also really like Garnet's backstory. These gay space rocks... <3
     
    GET OFF MY LAWN!
    ~Tekulo <3
  23. Kaleidoscope Tekulo
    So there was this one scene where some powder is added to water and then it turns into bread. That was the highlight of the film for me.
     
    Ray, Fynn and Pough were interesting characters.
     
    Dat bread dough...
     
    GET OFF MY LAWN!
    ~Tekulo <3
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