mercenary vahki

time to enter into some contracts oh and won't someone please make/ link me a topic :3

You'll get used to it or thats what she said

Merx's fashionz test for bros If a girl wore your clothes, would she still be attractive Lookin at you keeds with your nasty pants and old sweatshirts that you have washed maybe six times, three less than you appear to have washed your body this year This year I go off on all them fools who think they have what it takes to be terrible people and get away with it

25/3 mbps reporting in I thought I wanted moar speedz

YUP We had a convoy goin to that gamestop, then everyone came to my house for some reason Wait do you have that XBL?

whenever I inadvertently do it to myself again

IM PLAYING THAT STRAIGHT UP RECETTEAR ALL DAY URRY DAY BUT TOMORROW IMMA PLAY REACH TOO OH WAIT I HAVE SUPER HARD CLASSES AND HAVE TO GO TO WORK EVERY DAY FFFFFFF WHATEVS LETS DO THIS

known for years wasn't the reason for switching though

Who goes to BBC expecting anything else anyway?

objection I am the original master of merxing I do me so good

I'd explain but its long or/ I'm taller than you

indeed

I hired a guy named Horatio to do that what's in the special sauce

I would've been like probs

I've been playing it this weekend for the first time since ODST, gettin my skills back for reach

DERP DERP DERP But I'm more interesting than most of these blogkidz, lets do it up

Currently listening to: Zero 7, Islands, The Faint Currently watching: Mega64 Version 1 special edition oh, and the next time I do drinks, it won't be that brutal I wasn't thinking straight that night lol j/k I never think straight at night

you could just plug a 360 pad in for most stuff good luck with rts' tho

how are you going to play real games on a touchscreen

shuffle: still kinda pointless for anyone besides runners nano: its a watch touch: still complete garbage for anyone who wants to watch their videos, play lossless music, and use it as a mobile computer I honestly can't stand using my touch, even jailbroken. It lacks the most basic features I can get in some generic PMP, at twice the cost

welcome to the first edition of drinkz with merx, where I show you how to be a drink lord such as myself Imma call this drink /THE GULF OF MEXIBRO/ aka "gottem lemonz" lets begin STEP ONE: get a tonic water and pour it into a large glass STEP UP TWO: toss a lemonade at it, less than the volume of tonic water THE THREETS: one hundred per cent lemon juice, enough so you can feel the citric acid STEP FIGHTER FOUR: put sugar in, 50% saturation ideal but I just threw in the rest of my sugar jar FINAL STEP V: cut open two fish oil tabletz and get that good juice in yo drink mix it up and get ya drink on, like me, its what im drinkin now suprisingly nonlethal boutta have some good dreams

ahahaha this deserves a bump

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