I. What is your computer's start-up sound? The sound of a parakeet that's stuck in a microwave.
II. What is your computer's shut-down sound? The same, except in reverse.
III. What icon do you find most annoying? The "MSWord" one
IV. Do you think Sporky will take revenge? Yes, or else the whole world will fall into a black hole.
V. Where did Sporky get a book, anyways? At the Butchers shop, in the arms of a dead pig.