DON'T YOU TOUCH DOGMEAT
But for srs; Get a pellet pistol with a laser sight, shoot it when it barks (no, a pellet gun will not kill a dog). After a while it will stop barking when it sees the laser.
I just read Animal Farm and 1984 both by George Orwell. With music.
I'm now writing a concept album using 1984 as the base.
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH