So today I'm rewatching Beauty and the Beast, because I haven't seen it since I was, like, five. And I has comments and questions. 8D What if the Beast had fallen in love with Mrs. Potts?Was Mrs. Potts a widow?If not, then where was her husband? Was he so unimportant a character that they never showed him?Was her husband away from the castle when this happened?Did he come home at all during that time? How did he feel to discover his beloved wife was a teapot?What exactly did that enchantress do to make household objects so pliable as to be able to wave their "arms" and talk?A sheep BIT A CHUNK OUT OF HER BOOK. Why does Belle take so long to notice the huge crowd of people following her and singing at the tops of their lungs?Do the villagers practice regularly to sing in such perfect harmony whenever Belle walks by?Gaston points out there are no pictures in her book, but the page she showed the sheep had a lovely illustration of "prince charming." Did the sheep eat that and the rest of the pictures off-camera?How DARE Gaston think himself more important than a book. >=ONot all creepy, foggy roads are shortcuts.No, someone's not there. You're just randomly hearing voices saying, "Maybe if we wait awhile, he'll go away."How did the candelabra manage to push people and tap things without setting them on fire?All those parts that fell out of Cogsworth when he fell down the stairs might possibly be important...How is it physically possible for someone's lips to stretch all the way through a tuba?When I was little, I thought "provincial" was a synonym for "boring."Whenever the most annoying guy in the village proposes to me, I always run up to the top of a hill and sing amidst the dandelions too.How exactly does Mrs. Potts do the dishes when she has no arms?Wouldn't it be a little difficult to sound your B's and P's with protruding fangs?So here's this poor guy, just hanging out after a long, hard day, when he gets his belt stolen by this short guy and before he can say a word, Gaston snaps it with a flexing of his neck muscles. Man, I wish I had my own personal companion to sing me an ego-boost song whenever I'm lacking in self-esteem. ;.;How does the candelabra keep relighting himself with his breath?Also, how do the various household appliances reach those tall door handles?My, the Beast sure knows how to win a girl's heart. Nothing like some nice snarling, growling, and yelling, "EAT DINNER WITH ME!" to show those females how much you care.Belle totally dodges the question when she retorts to his, "Well, you shouldn't have been in the west wing!" with, "Well, you should learn to control your temper!"Did the inhabitants of the castle turn into these objects or merge with them? Because the castle probably had a stove before the spell was cast... so what happened to it?After they're turned back, does the (former) Beast need to purchase a whole new set of kitchenware and furniture?THE BEAST REGENERATES.But he was waaay cuter as a beast. =(And how are little flying cupids supposed to be better than awesome gargoyle statues? Those magic sparkles have a poor decorating sense...They need to make a sequel about the adjusting period where all the people in the castle try to get used to not being made out of china/wood/metal.
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