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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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  1. Recently, I've acquired the habit of shrieking things like "No! STAHP! STAHP THE DYING THING!" and "OTP FEEEEEEEELS!" at the TV. On a completely unrelated note, Vance has been sitting further and further away from me with every new episode. Maybe I need to shower more or something. Turakii
  2. I love how the BB code messes up all by itself now. It's so convenient! So many minutes saved not having to mess it up myself!

  3. I hate how you have to wash your armor every couple of day/night cycles. I tried skipping it once, just because it was so monotonous, and all the NPCs started running away from me.
  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgIQe23OLzo Disclaimer: Turakii is in no way supporting the idea that shampoo can be gender-specific and wholeheartedly supports every man's right to use shampoo of every color and scent.
  5. Help, I'm trapped in a speech bubble!

  6. When you reach the age of 21, something magical happens. It's not the first time something magical has happened. Apparently, on your 18th birthday, your chances of exercising pyromania suddenly plummeted, so you were finally allowed to purchase lighters. You also must have lost the ability to grasp simple probability, so you were allowed to purchase lottery tickets too. And being alive 18 years also gave you the right to make valid political decisions! It was a magical time of fire, useless paper, and picking future authority figures based on how cool their last names were. But when you turn 21, you go through the most magical transformation of all. You finally acquire the responsibility necessary to drink that mysterious, grown-up potion known as... alcohol. A whole new world of delicious, blissful flavors opens before you! You can finally pop open a can/bottle and have gorgeous models appear around you, or move backwrds in time, or become the most interesting person in the world, just like in the commercials! And bonding with friends no longer requires conversation! Somehow, just because your beverages all contain the same mysterious liquid known as "alcohol"... a true kinship is finally born. Well, that's what I thought. Except nobody told me something very important about these beverages. *Ahem.* THEY ALL TASTE LIKE WINDEX. People have certainly tried their best to convince me otherwise. And I'm sure that many drinks are very enjoyable --- if you have an unquenchable thirst for slightly more palatable cleaning fluids. They've given me wine (which tastes like grape juice, if you made grape juice with mostly disinfectant instead of grapes). And vodka (which tastes like it's made entirely from disinfectant). And someone even bought me a shot of whiskey and said it was "the good stuff." Nope, they lied. There was absolutely no "good" involved there whatsoever. (Except maybe good for scrubbing mold off showers or something.) So, overall, these magical new rights are pretty disappointing. Too bad I can't return them for something cool, like a pet unicorn or wizard powers. Turkii
  7. I wish I had a long, well-thought-out post like everybody above, but I just like MLP for the pretty ponies. Turakii
  8. I don't know, because I never got to read them. ;.; One of them was the novel for Warm Bodies... how will I get my sappy zombie romance fix now? Y-y-yes, sir. *cowers under desk* Somehow, the thought of an obsessed fan sleeping with my learner's permit under their pillow or placing my dead cell phone in a glass case doesn't at all comfort me... Ten years later, and I still have the urge to add "kolhii-head!" every time I hear "you're alive!" Aw, man, I missed your call!? D= Who doesn't like dead pink animals? If Hahli Husky can get married and still exist, then so can I! Waitwaitwait, what? Okay, in that case... *deep breath* DEVIANTARTFACEBOOKYOUTUBETUMBLRMYSPAAAAAAACE Man, that felt good. AAHHHH *CRASH* I guess I could just start carrying kanoka and squid launchers and see if they're any good for self-defense... Third? What happened to the first two? DId they die? Yo man, many thankies, yo' schizzle. (Yeah, I've got mad gangstah skillz now.) Thankees! And you still are here! =O How many years have you been active now? EDIT: Is it my imagination, or did the BB code get even weirder?
  9. And WOAH WHERE DID ALL THESE BUTTONS COME FROM!? So I was at Brickfair and realized, "Woah, BZP still exists, and so do I, so maybe our existences should coincide more often." Anyways, I have a story! *Ahem.* Once upon a time there was a member named Turakii who got married to a member named Toa Lhikan Hordika and moved to Santiago, Chile (in South America!) (speaking of which, Chileans get very offended if you call yourself an "American" because they technically are too, so you have to basically call yourself a "United Statian") (Actually, that wasn't really on-topic at all, so just ignore all these parentheses and move on). Now, Turakii's mother (Macku: Toa of Bubbles) was a very wise bubbly Toa, and she always told Turakii, "When you're shopping, you should never leave your purse in the cart, because someone can just walk by and take it and you won't even notice until you reach the checkout line." And the very first day Turakii was in Chile that definitely did not happen nope not at all. But if it had happened (which it definitely didn't), then it would have really sucked for the thief. Most people steal stuff hoping to find money or credit cards or diamond belt buckles or gold teeth and other things that people usually keep in purses. This thief, however, was fortunate enough to walk away with: A cell phone with no coverage in South America (SO MUCH USEFUL) A passport (and they would only need a tiny bit of plastic surgery to make use of it) A New York learner's permit (so if they ever happen to visit New York, they'll just have to find a licensed driver over 21 and they'll be able to drive legally! How convenient!) A couple of books (in English) (the primary language in Chile is Spanish) But he/she did get my adorable pink purse with the little dead animals printed all over it. =( I just hope they use it well. Moral of this story: If you're not going to wear your purse on your arm, fill it with all kinds of useless stuff so you can laugh evilly as you imagine the thief sobbing, "Where's the money? Where are the credit cards? Who the heck brings BOOKS to a GROCERY STORE!?" The End Turakii
  10. I love cats. I love every kind of cat.

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    3. Lemony Lepid

      Lemony Lepid

      ahhh, the old housecat. the newborns are cutest. I mean, there faces. it is ADORABLE.

    4. Underscore


      I just want to hug them all, but I can't...can't hug every cat...can't hug every cat...

  11. HASBRO! WHY YOU NO MAKE PLUSHIES THIS AWESOME!? Seriously... official Pinkie Pie plushie has a mohawk... ;.;
  12. I love the Garfield comic in your signature! XD

  13. EDIT: Okay, it seems I was incorrect. The section in the Comics rules about including movies is actually left over from when they were copied from the old forums and may be inaccurate. Since Movies and Music's rules have yet to be created, I'm uncertain as to whether all sprite movies need to be relegated there or whether they can go into Comics as well. I will get a Forum Leader's word on that. In the meantime, I'm pretty sure you could include a link to your movie in the comic's existing topic, since it would be related to it and your fans would look for it there. I apologize for any confusion!
  14. Your wish is my command. Question answered, topic closed!
  15. Definitely the marshmallow chicks. I don't know about you, but I judge quality in my candy by how funny it looks when I bite its head off. Turakii
  16. It's not... that... horrible... *Runs away covering face.* *Is pushed back to blog by certain someones who will remain unnamed.* *Ahem.* Soooo... Okay, the art and characters are adorable. Fine, since the characters can actually sing, the songs are bearable. Sure, it's downright funny at times. Alright, although it has lessons at the end, they're not sugar-wafer-sprinkle-covered-lessons dripping with chocolate syrup and shoved down your throat by a giggling protagonist. However, the fact that I found myself watching ten episodes in a day doesn't explain why guys like it (and were the ones insisting I watch it). I mean, I'm a girl. I'm just never going to have as much manliness as the opposite gender. No matter how I deny and ignore its whispers, the Barbie aisle is always going to have some sort of weird pull on me. So the fact that a bouncing, squeaky little pink pony obsessed over lollipops somehow fascinates me isn't entirely surprising. But men? Men! What happened to you!? My faith in the stronger gender is shattered! ;.; Turakii
  17. *Gasp!* It's a mage! =D

  18. Desmond struggled as they dragged him to the chopping block, but to no avail. They pinned and trussed him firmly. As the axe rose above his head, glinting in the sunlight, his thoughts flew back to all that brought him here. He was born in a small cabin in Connecticut, surrounded by trees and wildlife. His parents were poor, but their love for him had --THUNK! Turakii
  19. How did you survive such an existence!? O_O Turakii
  20. I was actually considering giving the show a try, but then you had to go and mix up the possessive and contractive forms of "its/it's." How can I possibly take your recommendations seriously now? :angry: Turakii
  21. Broooooooooownies omnomnomnom... *Begins obsessively licking and biting screen.* *Cough.* I mean, ooh, brownies. How lovely. =D Turakii
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