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Havelock Vetinari

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  1. A world without mystery and conflict is not worth inhabiting.

  2. "I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine."

  3. Handed in my resignation to Zyke. Seeya, Alignment; it was fun(ish) while it lasted.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Welcome to the club. I do hope you stick around BZP.

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  4. Freakin' ninja-spiders. Always disappearing the moment I turn my back to get a tissue ... >_>

  5. Freakin' ninja-spiders. Always disappearing the moment I turn my back to get a tissue ... >_>

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      I tried to kill a black widow once. Got the fly swatter and everything. I only hit the legs. It's still out there somewhere...training....planning...getting stronger...

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  6. Party rock is in this house tonight, everybody just have a good time!

  7. All hail to Ulfric - you are the High King!

  8. All hail to Ulfric - you are the High King!

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      "You plunged Skyrim into anarchy! And now the Empire is going to put you down and restore the peace!"

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  9. Note to self: Do not play Movie style in TF Alignment. Causes chaos.

  10. There are two things that are certain: DEATH, and taxes

  11. There are two things that are certain: DEATH, and taxes

  12. Soo, anyone know where EW's been lately?

  13. We are the priests/Of the Temples of Syrinx/Our great computers fill the hallowed halls/We are the priests/Of the Temples of Syrinx/All the gifts of life are held within our walls

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Ah. Rush straw-manning communism in a song. Never gets old. :P

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  14. Well, good news, once you read HP Lovecraft, you'll never be afraid of anything else again. Bad news, you'll never sleep again.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Eh. Subjective I suppose. I find cosmic horror very much frightening. At least if I overthink it. Others find slasher movies frightening or non-sparkly vampire movies scary.

       

      Not saying you find those in particular scary, but the mind is a wonderful wonderful thing that tailors the ways it creeps us out to each person individually.

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  15. Well, good news, once you read HP Lovecraft, you'll never be afraid of anything else again. Bad news, you'll never sleep again.

    1. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Begone o'Great Old One. It is not yet time for your kind to walk the earth. :P

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