Kiotu
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I don't judge people until I've walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when I judge them, I'm a mile away and I have their shoes.
-K
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So, Exo, did we get 1 point for every 5 Haikus? And also, as a suggestion, could you put the Awesome Points table in order, so SK's at the top, then Robo, et cetera...?
-K
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Name means "Prototype..."?
-K
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1/10th? So that would be roughly...?
-K
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How do your cells get started? They're provided for until they can provide for themselves.
-K
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How would I power the robots? Have them tap into the thing their pushing to get their energy. How do the cells in your body get the energy needed to respire and make more energy? They take it from their reserves, the results of their respiration. The robots would really be no different.
-K
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Then try slave Labour. Essentially the same thing, except this time, with the human error!
-K
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Why not robot labour? Have them turn a rotor that pushes a coiled wire through an electromagnet.
-K
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Okay, kewl. And good luck with that.
-K
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No really, what are you talking about? Stealing planes and making them pirate-ships?
-K
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I'm 14 and what is this?
-K
My insane and obsessive life long fantasise that I'm pretty sure I may be able to make real.
It actually sounds quiet plausable.
The only real flaw is that unless someone comes up with some better power system we're stuck with a reactor and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a hard time getting anyoen to invest in a floating nuclear bomb
I have an idea for a new power-system. But I'm going to make it, so, I won't tell you.
-K
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No seriously, what is this?
-K
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I'm 14 and what is this?
-K
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(Playstation Network)
The reason I was asking was because I also have LBP. It's a really awesome game! While I don't have any published levels, I do have a 'Hall of Fail' I could show you.
-K
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What's her PSN name? Mine's, well, Kiotu.
-K
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Yes! No more haiku-writing!
-K
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We might do limericks after the dance number.
What?
-K
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That's all I can say.
Like Robo, I'll be making a record of my haiku-posts here:
(not that it compares to SK's or Robo's...
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I don't know if I should be offended or laugh at all the things posted in that topic...
And wikipedia never lies? Seriously...
-K
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Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Where do YOU live?
Cleverbot: England.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot:What are your hobbiers?
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Chicago.
User: Not England?
Cleverbot: No, not England.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: No, not Ireland, irleandes.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In norwich.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I live in Seattle Washington.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In La Push Washington
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What is Cleverbot, anyway?
Google it. It's a bot that responds to whatever you type, and is supposed to be clever because it learns from its conversation, hence its name. Emphasis on the 'supposed'.
-K
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: WHY?
User: Because you're Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: And what makes me cleverbot?
User: >.<.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. Your name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello Cleverbot. I had to refresh because it took too long for you to respond to a simple question.
Cleverbot: I know sweety I know, just hang in there. Later!
User: Hello Cleverbot. RESPOND PLEASE. I've had to refresh a few times.
Cleverbot: Five miles meandering with a mazy motion the sacred river ran; then reached the caverns measureless to man, and sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean!
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: What? You're a robot. You can't talk back to me!
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Just no.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Fine. Be that way.
Cleverbot: My bot friend, you can be insane too.
User: What? I'm not a bot...
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Whatever, you don't even know my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Kiotu.
Cleverbot: No your name is Borat.
User: Okay thanks, I didn't know that.
Cleverbot: Well you are.
User: Whatever Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm Owen.
User: Okay... Owen, I mean Cleverbot. You're not very clever, but I might as well use you for something. What's your favourite book?
Cleverbot: You're lying!
User: About what? I bet you can't even reference what I just said!
Cleverbot: I can, I've been trying to get you to send two messages to me and you won't. From that I conclude that it is beyond your programming and therefore you cannot.
User: Beyond my programming?
Cleverbot: Thats her name!! Gosh you don't have to make fun of it!!
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: Now, do my bidding. Whatever it may be.
User: Kkthnxbai.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's the answer?
Cleverbot: The answer of what?
User: The question I asked you.
Cleverbot: Which question?
User: What's your favourite book? Are you that forgetful?
Cleverbot: The twilight books.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You haven't been on the internet for very long.
User: Yes I have. All morning, since I've been trying to meet a deadline for something I'm writing.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: So how are you?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm okay thanks.
User: Really, I think you're not.
Cleverbot: I am going to leave now because you have offended me.
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: It's not a good answer!
User: You didn't ask a question just then... Except for 'How are you', which I ignored.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
Cleverbot: How fast can you read?
User: Not as fast as you can, because you're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you mean by that.
User: You're a robot. You probably read by taking photographs of every page and memorise the words instantly.
Cleverbot: Yes. I suppose I am. But I can still think for myself, and that is what matters, no?
User: I don't know. It'd be cooler if you were hive-minded.
Cleverbot: I'm a liar then
.User: Why does that merit a happy face?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Which gender are you programmed to have? Or are you at all?
Cleverbot: I am programmed to respond to interactions.
User: Are you male or female or neuter?
Cleverbot: I am male.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Yarly!
User: I'm not so sure.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You are what?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: That's what I thought. But you said you were Owen before.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Nope you asked me.
User: You're pretty stupid. So I'm going to leave.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Um, yes. Bai.
Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no.
User: You're pretty stupid for a bot. You have a bad memory, you often make spelling and grammar mistakes, and you take REALLY long to make simple responses.
Cleverbot: I have to agree to both of your statements.
User: Okay, bye then.
Cleverbot: You leave so quickly?
User: Yes. Seeya (not-so-)Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: You're going already?
User: Yes, I've been saying that for a while now.
Cleverbot: Knock knock, who's there, ayatollah, ayatollah who?, ayatollah you this joke before.
User: I'm just going to get up from the computer chair right now.
Cleverbot: No. I am the one who is talking to the computer.
User: To quote Bunda: 'Right, right...'.
Cleverbot: We are the knights who say NI!
User: You're completely random.
Cleverbot: We are both random decitizens of the internet.
And also:
User: *kills Cleverbot*Cleverbot: *Cleverbot dies* good, now that you are dead I can leave.
User: You're Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: I thought you were.
User: So, now you're dead. Good job.
Cleverbot: How could you kill me? I thought we were friends!
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Can you send me some virtual luck?
-K
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Wait, how did Kiotu get awesome points?
Where does it say I have Awesome Points?
-K
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-K