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    bonesiii

    Posted

    The following comes from communications by the Shields, The Arrays, Installation 00, 2401 Penitent Tangent, and 343 Guilty Sapark.

     

     

     

     

     

    Pet peeve species: Randomus Jumblarificus rex

    My name:113 Adjutant Reflex

    Bio: This Pet peeve has devised a complex, and humanly incomprehensible series of code as a form of communication and attempted communication with members, such examples include:"YUo 1992 IS sTEW pit ahehehhehe." "Cuan Ieye wea haEV PROTooopO08??!121?" They thrive on a neighboring forum and continent to the Genus Blockout , and frequently wage war upon said neighboring species. Thankfully I do not own this Peeve.

    Description: These peeves have a leech-like bodily structure, with large, hollowed buck teeth it uses to inject it's victims with a unique venom induced nonstop laughter for 35 hours, 45 hours at the most.

     

     

    Pet Peeve species:Non existentius Acronymicus

    My name:113 Adjutant reflex

    Bio:These Peeves inhabit coastal jungles of Bora Bora, as well as every forum known to man. They appear to have a symbiotic relationship with their hosts, revealing their infectious ancient language every now and then, NOobs are much more vulnerable to their attack, Sir. Omicron Perfidicus Livingston attempted an expedition to survey their behaviour, and subsequently went missing for 37 days. When he returned, he had created a translative device to reveal the true nature of their ramblings, it is as follows:

     

    O RLY: Oh, Russia Likes Yams?

     

    NO WAIII!1!:Norway on Walter's Apple iPod

     

    LOL:Locks Of Love

     

    YA RLY:Yugoslavia Ate (Bob) Ross's Little Yard

     

    OMG:Oranges Made Guatamala

     

    RL:Red Land (used when refrencing a communist country)

     

    yay - Want Oranges Or Tangerines?

     

    U-Uranium

     

    XD-eXtreme Ducks

     

    Exactly how they divised their language is unknown, however many believe that they are some form of military code, signalling their species to rise up, and Decimate BZP. Of course, I do not own this Peeve.

    Description: They resemble large Speech Clouds other than an image of a shamed employee walking away from his job interwiew after responding to everything his employer asked with one of these "Acronyms", and a razor sharp beak with tentacles in the shape of Ls.

     

    Pet Peeve species:Comixus Artificus Intelligencicus Rex

    My name:113 Adjutant reflex

    Bio:These Peeves burrow under the bodies of water of the comics forum, and commonly infect Noobs causing them to write horrible, unfunny Comics, then returning control of the body to said Noob, allowing it to see the "Wonderful work of art" it has created, returning control only when a member posts pointing out it's obvious incompetence, so as the Noob can attempt to defend itself by Flaming said member. They have a Primitive Parliamentary structure of Tribal Republics hidden under the dense undergrowth of spams in the comedies and comics forum, looking up to those who have horrible Humour, yet descent sprite making skills as their Aristocratic Cheiftans, and those with no humour or spritemaking skills as their warriors, the latter subspecies is the norm in comics. Several other subspecies have been observed, setting up colonies in the Artwork I&II forums, Comedies, Short stories, and MOCs.

    Description:These Pet peeves resemble large slinder sporks, containing compound eyes and a rather unpleasant flame engraved in an ancient unpronouncable language on their backs.

    GMan

    Posted

    They all fail...they all crash and burn...still, it's always predictable, such as an old series of "original" nickelodeon shows, whatever they were, the network entitled premier sledding things, that every weekend they would clump together premiers of new episodes of certain shows, and at times films, which would be featured by some temprorary teen star, as well as online video blogging kids sending a video link to the show and doing...something, participating in competitions and what not, which was quickly ended, possibly of knowing this. However, if the above is true what 'bout that giant colection of online voting and video blogging thingamajigs, what was it called...

    the fuzz? Yeah, that thing directTV has, what of that?

    I mean, that is entirely based on it, that's what it's entire purpose is, will thusly that crash and burn as well?

    GMan

    Posted

    Yes, indeed the wii is fun...and annoying...it's

    funnoying, howver, as per

    your comment on censorship in the

    name

    of family values, which has made

    me greatly interested to check in and

    see your next blog entry, it has a bit to

    do with a corperate term

    known as, "hurting the flaws" the

    censorship, and relative propoganda

    spouted

    out by many media outlets is

    often hid under such a facade,

    wether it be political,religious, greed or

    otherwise, it remains a constant,

    and will always be so long as the

    title can be used

    in the users current social development,

    in short, it's yet another sign of the

     

    awhopcollapsiclebigfreezeendofthehuman

    "civilisation" scenario, along with

    office and homecare products

    falling from the sky, and our dead

    ancestors rising from the grave and

    competing

    in athletic sporting events.

    GMan

    Posted

    Yes, to some extent, but one can only attempt

    to structure a viewpoint on this when

    considering if life, our life, has any

    meaning on a greater cosmic scale, us,

    a fungus growing on the epidermis of a small

    stone orbiting a star at the edge of a galaxy,

    among infinite more. Of course, that's just my

    view, then again I'm part of the

    psycho-pandimensional-super conspiracy

    secret shadow government that rules the

    world aren't I?

    Doctor Norik

    Posted

    Why are we here?So we can save the cheese

     

    Where did we come from?Mars

     

    Where are we going?Downhill

     

    Where are the mole-people?Np, you is silly, they is in the Daleks,

    Who are in the Humans, who are in the Huemans,who are in the Whomans.

     

    How big is space?Larger than you, SNAP.

     

     

    Why does a cow say "moo"?You don't want to know.

     

    Why am I asking these questions?You gottsa bank.

     

    Why do I expect you to know the answers?Dust thou wish to question me!?

     

     

    If a tree falls in the forest, and it gets sucked into a Vortex and spat out 3.677,000,000 miles away, does it hit someone in the head? No, it hits a bakery in the head, whcih in turn hits the Tardis

     

    Why are Daleks so cool?Because.

     

    Why are ducks so cool?Because their existence spans

    several galaxies, even to Naboo.

     

    What day is the first day of the last day of the first to last week of the month of which I think is the second of the minute of the hour of the day before yesterday only two days after the day before the day after yesterday's tomorrow's second hour's day and/or night?

    Towel day.

     

    What?Dr.

     

    Where?Dr.

     

    When?Dr.

     

    Why?Dr.

     

    Who?Nurse

     

    How?Dr.

     

    Why again?Time is relative.

     

    Come again?And a big ball of wibbley-wabely timey-whimey stuff.

     

    Say that one more time?Hello?

     

    I'm sorry, I just can't hear you. Please repeat?Halo 3?

     

    I must have a hearing problem or something, right?Yes, I do.

     

    What?Dr.

     

    I dunno. Do you?Yeah, the ratings haven't been to good.

     

    Huh? Ya didn't see it? Oh, Ross and Rachel got back together again.

     

    I see.... not really. Can you? I can see threes.Threes trees in hotel their here.

     

    Is the Earth square or triangular?It's a pentagon.

     

    Is Alien better than Predator?no.

     

    Is Predator better than Alien?Only if the DoD lies to us, no wait, yes!

     

    Can anyone hear you scream in space?Only if your on the basson with judoon and a platoon on the moon in june.

     

    Why do I digress?Because I do.

     

    Do you like waffles?I believe there is waffle in waffles.

     

    Will these questions ever end?philanthropy!

    Doctor Norik

    Posted

    I remember, I remember the worry,worry, how could I ever forget?

    That the hurt doesn't show but the pain still gro-hows. For you and me.

     

    dju dju dju dju dju dju DJU DJU DJU.

     

    While having little patriotism for the USA, I am saddened by said occurences and would like to extend a legal hand of empathy to those deaths.(and the building itself.)

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