I can still remember how
the comedies used to make me smile.
And I knew if we had done well,
Those spammers would have spamed in pain,
And there'd be no more noobs for awhile...
But matoro worshipers made me shiver,
with every with every banner they delivered.
Bad news on the front page;
I barely held in my nerd rage.
I can't remember if I cried
when I saw the kits far and wide,
but someone called the F.B.I.,
the day that BZpower died.
So..
Bye bye, to the great forum site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *power
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."
Did you write the rules of spam?
and were we really creepy secretly?
It was better then, if you ask me...
Now do you believe in a freeking poll?
Can censorship save your mortal ######?
And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaat?
Well I know that Dimensioneer rued the day when he
He opened up laptop and saw
"Ghandknishef"
Man, I dig those trolls!
I was a lonely teenage hate machine
with a new computer and with a really big screen,
but I knew someone would intervene
the day that BZpower died.
And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the great forum site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *power
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."
And there we were all on the *Power
With Omi groupies and MIB spam
With no time left to start again.
So come on, post some MOCS, post some real comics,
Post a picture of your 2 new sets,
Because in the reviews is where they stick.
And as Omi posted "it sucks"
The mods were leavening night and day
No Bzper born to lurk
Could stand to post anymore!
The flamewars mounted left and right,
From fanboys who'd gotten too uptight,
I saw GregF laughing in delight,
The day that FAILpower died
And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the great forum site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *power
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
This'll be the day we get banned."
**
I found a site that didn't lose,
And I asked them for some happy news,
But they just told me to go back to my old shores.
I remember I bookmarked this new "BZP"-
Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban,
Just for posting stupidly.
And back at 'COT the nerd all screamed,
The old creeps left and the new creeps beamed,
But no Moderator was jokin'.
The Mata nui theory’s all were broken.
And the three things I admire most,
Ninjo, Omi and a good spam post-
Got in a car and drove to the moon,
The day that FAILpower died.
And we we're posting...
Bye bye, to that great forum site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *power
Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned,
this'll be the day we're all banned."
Bye bye, to the great forum site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *power
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned."
*original lyrics by Don Mclean