Sumiki

Hee hee, it must be early mornin' for you! Speaking of masks, I make custom masks (one on a Toa, two on Matoran. The Toa and one of the Matoran have mouth artic.) and this one looks pretty good. If you're good at Stop Motion Animation, I'll suggest Mouth artic. any day. And if not, well, tsk, tsk, it still looks pretty cool . ~~

Last time I want to the store I bowed to the Lemons and Limes. More to the Lemons though. ~~

Me too. I didn't enter, though. ~~

Welcome to... The Jay Lemon Show! Off the top if my head. ~~

I tend to think about water with two whole lemons and two whole limes. I don't flinch (when thinking about it), but Grandma does. She says her mouth turns inside-out LOL... ~ ~

Awesome! I also gave it a 5 for da LEMONS!

Can I join? And whadaya gotta doo ARR! Ecks Dee . ~ of the Lemon Club (or soon to be)~

Wake up very soon! And don't post like this! It's spam, as you all know. - EDIT: I just can't believe that I told ToM Dracone not to spam. Sorry, Mr. Dracone.

Sorry you don't have any friends. That is sad. - the Sad.

When a Server Busy Message is up, Call for Tohu and his pup, He'll put on his spell, and all will be well, And Tohu makes limericks that are long winded and don't even rhyme>_<. Server Busy, Please try again... and all of that junk 'bout Bubble Wrap. -

I plan to become Premier soon. Excuse me for saying these two sentences when I do go Premier. -

Mona Lisa with a llama? Nothing could be funnier -

Here lies the list of approvals that this blog has accrued. My Approval CF's Fusion Approval Chunky's Canned Approval Chunky's Awesomenees Approval Chunky's Zen-Master Approval Chunky's WOW-ful Approval Nidman's Amusing Approval Morgoth's Dynamic-Page Approval Lhikevikk's Error-Message Approval Blue Dragon's self-proclaimed small approval VB's creepy approval Toa Dave's Freaky Approval Brickeens' Text-Bubbly Approval Dr. Evil's Bald Approval Mysterious Minifig's Mysterious Approval Kylus's Photok Approval Kylus's Awesome Drawn Approval Gorgnak's Desert-Formation Approval It's-a-Ziko's A-Mario Approval The Official Brickeens Awesome Award Keanu Reeves' Drawn Approval Ballom's PURPLE Approval Bitter Cold's Wishful-Thinking Approval Porky Pig's Doubled-Up Approval Taka Nuvia's Clever Approval I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DR. EVIL'S HOGAN APPROVAL Mesonak's Onua Mistika Approval Cash Chicago's "By the way" Approval Lewa Krom's Shaky Approval Cherixon's Tree-and-Scanline Approval Cherixon's Mata Nui Approval Rawr's RAAAAWR Approval Shut up, it's Peter Griffin's Approval LewaLew's Major League Approval Toa Spirit's Awesome Drawn Approval Toa Spirit's Calvin-and-Hobbes Approval VB's Messy Approval The Rabid MOCists's Quizzical Blawg Approval (x2) Christo1096's Dark Kopaka Approval Shadix's Drawn Approval Ran Yakumo's Guitar Approval Ran Yakumo's Second Approval Shadix's Flashy Approval Ran Yakumo's Third & Updated Approval Daiker's Nuparu Approval Daiker's Second Nuparu Approval Unit#phntk#1's Text Approval Ran Yakumo's Fourth Approval Zakitano's Ripoff Approval WE'RE DOING THIS's Somewhat Philosophical Approval Legolover's Approval Blademan's Indecipherable Approval Ardros's Surprisingly Non-Octagon Approval tent163phantoka's Olmak Approval Toa of Smooth Jazz's Ood Approval Dual Matrix's Somewhat Hyperactive Approval The Lonesome Wanderer's Homestuck (?) Approval Total Approvals -58- this is getting to the point of utter ridiculousness

Blogarithm Contest #1: Strange PMs! Objective: Come up with the a bizarre PM. Contest Period: October 8-10, 2009 Entries: 11 Winners: -Toa Lhikevikk-, HercuLesss, ChocolateFrogs, and Mesonak Prizes: PBZP MOCs. Blogarithm Contest #2: Subtitles! Objective: Come up with a subtitle for Blogarithm. Contest Period: October 22-25, 2009 Entries: 18 Winner: Jonah Falcon Prize: Subtitle used on Blogarithm for one month. Blogarithm Contest #3: Home Improvement! Objective: Come up with a concept for an improvement to BZP. Contest Period: August 27-September 4, 2010 Entries: none (contest canceled) Blogarithm Contest #4: Fresh Salad! Objective: Build a MOC that integrates a fruit or vegetable. Contest Period: January 1-February 29, 2012 Entries: 4 Winner: Sparkytron's Dr. Bananabot Prize: none Blogarithm Contest #5: Biographical! Objective: Write Sumiki's staff biography. Contest Period: June 15-23, 2012 Entries: 5 Prize: Usage in Sumiki's official staff biography. Blogarithm Contest #6: Topic Closed! Objective: Create a hilarious topic-closing post. Contest Period: September 19-26, 2012 Entries: 32 Winner: Lego Obsessionist Prize: Have your topic-closing post used on the forums. Blogarithm Contest #7: The Wisdom of Sumiki! Objective: Guess the nature of Sumiki's surreal status updates. Contest Period: January 4-15, 2014 Entries: 11 Winner: Paleo Prizes: An autographed selfie and an engraved "Dreams About Farm Animals" brick Blogarithm Contest #8: The Great Vine Challenge! Objective: Provide the concept to a six-second Vine made by Sumiki, Zatth, Xaeraz, Takuma Nuva, and others at BrickFair VA 2014. Contest Period: July 28-30, 2014 Entries: 9 Winners: Octodad, Makuta Luroka, and Kitania Prizes: The completed Vines from BrickFair VA. Blogarithm Contest #9: Vakama Eats Spam‽ Objective: Come up with a Sumiki's Dad-esque reason for why Vakama would eat Spam. Contest Period: December 7-14, 2014 Entries: 13 Winner: Portalfig Prizes: Appearance in The Adventures of Sumiki's Dad 2: Vakama Eats Spam and a signed copy of the complete Adventures of Sumiki's Dad saga. Blogarithm Contest #10: Express Building! Objective: Build a MOC using twenty pieces or fewer. Contest Period: August 7-15, 2015 Entries: 15 Winner: Paleo's Separator Monster Prize: An engraved brick

In the interest of conserving space and general cleanliness of this blog, I've stuck all of the quote blocks into entries. I - II - III - IV - V - VI

Welcome to the back of the blog. Those delicious quotes that used to be on the bottom of the blog ... sort of kept getting longer and longer. I sought a way to shorten what always loaded at the bottom, and what always stretched the page ... and this is the answer. As an added bonus, if you have a funny quote, you can comment here with it. Of course it would be impossible: you'd die and be transported back in time into another dimension. It'd ruin your whole day.

*Steals wallet while your confuzzeled* giv me bak my walet u porridge :angry: :angry: :angry: i r not an porridge, u pandfa pudding. ur both porideage ... No. no but my cat does well tell ur cat i luv it too WIN. This one. Practicality is irrelevant if your sword looks cool.

And you eat a great deal of these "meat sticks"? Back in elementary school, they were sold on fridays TBH they weren't bad, not like slim jims or other nasty meat products Slimjims suck. They taste like shoelaces and give you Diarrhea. What's scary is that you capitalized it. =O AAAAAARGY! *GLOMP* TUUUUUUUURTLE-MAN! *GLOMP* Sumiki and ~SK~ '09. ha lock'd my tweets > ohwait... twitter does not work for meh anymoar soooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghfdsg did u brake it i msut hav or som1 else mai hav idunolawlolawl :P it must hav been kt! !!!! lets go violence him!!1!11!! lets throw novelty items at her! !!!

Yeah, it really should. If nobody minds, I'll do the honors and mail over in a flat rate box. Now that's shipping made simple. Unless you are allergic to smoke, are vegan, and have strict parents. Thankfully, I am neither. Eh, when you've survived numerous apocalypses like this, you grow used to them. I just looked outside briefly, thought "oh dear another apocalypse" and returned to calmly sipping my tea while people died horrifically.

So I herd u liek Dlakii. the plot is so stupid its genius I have a headache now. If there's anything I've learned over the years, it's that AFOLs are rarely in their right minds. Given the base proportions in which a majority of the 09' sets provided, I honestly wouldn't doubt this. YES NO GOOD ENOUGH

Oh, that explains why things get done so slowly around here. squishy i am disappoint you're not allowed get new pets without telling me that puppy has made my last two month's worth of surveillance information useless and now i have to go and recalibrate the instruments