Laughing Man

Madness is, as you know, like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

One Super Humongous Really Great Very Awesome Wonka bar, please!

Yes, why?

why is men's clothing so bland and boring

Oi, in 23 days I'll only have another week before changing my name back to Laughing Man, plus I really, REALLY do NOT want to start a Metallica name fad.. So I'd really rather you not.

no no no no NO NO NO NO NO. I did NOT want to start a name fad. Ye gods, now I truly regret EVER using this stupid name.

Why hello, Dalek. I see you have returned. Feel free to drop me a PM at any time between 5 PM and 12 AM on weekdays or 12 PM and 1 AM on weekends. I enjoy conversation.

no no no no NO NO NO NO NO. I did NOT want to start a name fad. Ye gods, now I truly regret EVER using this stupid name.

Just have some employees load that onto the back of my magical giant flying meeper and watch as we fly away into the sunset, please. =D

The statements you made in your personal statement about metal are untrue. Most of today's metal is metal. Metal has changed.

Hello! Enjoy BZPower!

Might I inquire as to why you view my profile every single day?

Haha no. =P

*Loads Imperialist with Laser-Poke ammunition and begins firing at everyone in sight.*

Wow. You honestly have one of the most interesting comment boxes on BZP... =P

Can I have some bacon please? =D

True about Inside the Fire, but still, I don't think Another Way to Die even measured up to Believe songs like Liberate and Bound. It just didn't seem too especially good to me...

I find that little rant kind of funny considering how many of the stories and stuff you've posted here are about or include romance. But, y'know, posting sexuality on a kids' site is totally okay when it's heterosexuality, right?

Okay, I learned how to use sign language with my tentacles from a cult of Helen Keller-worshipers in the Netherlands. Their leader's name was Spud and they had a mascot, a ferret named Captain Ferret. They were a very uncreative bunch.

Ah, that sounds like a good idea. A lot of dads are awesome that way.

Hi-ho meeper, awaaaaay!

*Sings annoyingly happy songs about kittens and butterflies and rainbows.*

In answer to the question you asked in my profile, I'm trying to help you get your rating back up. Just trying to be nice.

... Oh. XD

Well, I feel like a moron now. Sorry for blowing up, but I've been having a bad day and when I saw all the Metallica names, I guess I suddenly overreacted..

Who is this "Waffle" person?

Yeah, if you're wondering about the weird spelling of my name, just read the "nevaR" backwards. =P

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but to be honest, now I wish I had just gone with "Nevermore"...

What? Oh, you mean that weird alarm clock thing with the fuse? I thought you accidentally left that and mailed it to you. It should be on your doorstep right now!