Deep-Freeze

So, you have a broken finger, eh? You better feel lucky. I broke my wrist last year! It stunk! Seriously, though, I hope you get well soon. You better, or else the Grim Reaper will have a party at your house. -Deep-Freeze

So...*sniffle*...Beautiful! A moral lesson indeed. What is the moral, you ask? Never drop down dead. -Deep-Freeze

*gasp* The answer to my gingerbread infestation! Thank you! *moments later* *munch* Wait...These aren't gingerbread men! They're Kanohi! My beautiful collection! Ahem. Remember: Kanohi and gingerbread men look very alike, so watch carefully! -Deep-Freeze

I say that you spread it to a bazillion cats. The guy is gonna die, he won't know the difference -Deep-Freeze

Can't wait till Christmas, can't wait till Christmas, can't wait till Christmas! *Boom* Ahem. I think I'll play Star Wars Battlefront 1 now. Nah. Maybe I'll make Kardas eat my BBC Entry! Nah. I guess I'll sit in bed all day listening to Christmas music (I caught a cold ). Nah. Maybe I'll kick my little brother? Nah. Nope, too bored... Christmas!!! *Kaboom!* -Deep-Freeze

Oddly, we had memorize some of this play just last week. Anyways, My name is Deep-Freeze, Ko-Matoran with a pet snowball, Frosty (Pathetic, huh?) And likes to talk to random snowmen. Yup, that's me -Deep-Freeze

Evil snowmen! Run for your lives! Evil snowmen in a Winter Wonderland in Canada in North America on Earth in the Solar System in the Milky Way in the Third Dimension! *gasp* EVIL SNOWMEN! *faints from loss of breath* -Deep-Freeze

I guess I'm in the middle 5'5" and I'm only 12 -Deep-Freeze

*cough* It.......it......*cough* It burns! *cough* My eyes have seen true evil! *wheeze* Must....escape.....evil.....grasp.....*choke* My life is flashing before my eyes! *cough* I.....I....I see a bright light....*wheeze* Oh boy. *falls into a severe coma* -Deep*cough*-Wheeze

OK, I've been kncking to ask a few questions, so here goes... 1. What do you play as in your HALO 2 profile, an Elite or a Spartan? 2. What is your favorite HALO 2 weapon? 3. What is your favorite vehicle? 4. Who do you think would win in an all out battle: Axxon or Brutaka? 5. Do you know the first 50 digits/decimals of pi? 6. If a tree falls down in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it catch on fire? *snicker* 7. Would you rather jump in a pit of burning charcoal or jump in a pit of hungry lions? That's all I got, have fun! -Deep-Freeze

The morals are so useful! I'm astonished! -Deep-Freeze

*snicker* *snicker* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh, Matau is being nursed to health by little baby dolls of another dimension! Bahahahahahahahahahaha! Also, congrats on the proto boosts! One more and Comic Con #1! -Deep-Freeze

Ooh! Ooh! I met someone with wierd socks today! My friend wore baseball socks with a school uniform -Deep-Freeze

Congrats, Dudenuva, er... Captain Antilles! Have fun controlling time! (And the Vahi, for that matter ) -Deep-Freeze

I have developed the simplest instructions for preparing and eating macaroni ever! *Munch, munch, munch* Wasn't that simple? I know, I'm a genius -Deep-Freeze