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    Coat Awards

    By Jordboy1,

    Alright, everyone, I always pretend to give people free coats, but now you can earn them! style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif
    If any of the following coats apply to you, then use them in your sig, blog, or what ever you like!
     
     
    Red Coat
    - Been a member for at least a year
     
    Blue Coat
    - Have 20 or more friends in your friends list
     
    Cyan Coat
    - Have your own blog
     
    Gold Coat
    - Are an Outstanding BZP Citizen/Premier Outstanding BZP Citizen
     
    Green Coat
    - I'm in your friends list style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif
     
    Grey Coat
    - Have 500 posts or more
     
    Orange Coat
    - Have written at least one Comedy
     
    Pink Coat
    - You were gender confused, but have returned to your real gender
     
    Purple Coat
    - There is someone you love on BZP style_emoticons/default/wub.gif lol
     
    Yellow Coat
    - Your blog has at least 3 blog approvals
     
    Pepsi Coat
    - Are a fan of the better cola
     
    Green Polka Dot Coat
    - You are a Forum Mentor/Premier Forum Mentor (thankeths to Turakii style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
     
    Anime Coat
    - Are a big fan of anything to do with anime (with the huge craze growing, it certainly hasn't passed by BZP, so why not? style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
     
    Brown Coat
    - Are an Ex-Drome Racer from the Drome Racing Challenge online game
     
    Veteran Coat
    - Have been a BIONICLE fan since the classic years, either '01, '02, or '03
     
    Rainbow Coat
    - Are or have been a PGS/GS in "Stupid People!" Comics style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif
     
    Silver Coat
    - Are a premier member
     
    White Coat
    - Have been a member of BZP for five years or more
     
    Coat 61382
    - If you are Omega Blademan (or what ever member number 61382's name currently is style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
     
    Black Coat
    - Have 5000 posts or more
     
    Crimson Coat
    - Have written at least one Epic
     
    Peach Coat
    - Have written at least one Short Story
     
    Halo Coat
    - Are a fan of the Halo series
     
    Mega Man Coat
    - Are a fan of the Mega Man series
     
    MGS Coat
    - Are a fan of the Metal Gear Solid series
     
    Doctor Who Coat
    - Are a fan of Doctor Who
     
    Dark Blue Coat
    - Have 50 or more friends in your friends list
     
    Santa Coat
    - You love Christmas
     
    Elf Coat
    - Are a fan of the movie Elf
     
    Gray Santa Coat
    - You hate Christmas
     
    Teal Coat
    - Always use proper grammar
     
    Bow Tie Coat
    - You think bow ties are cool
     
    Neon Coat
    - Been a member since the old BZP forums
     
     
    I might add more coats in time, but that's all for now. style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif
    Coats are very special things to have, so you should be proud if you've earned any of these. style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif
     
    Remember, disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
  3. Jordboy1
    Now it's time for another poll.
    This time it's Resev's favorite band vs. my favorite band.
    So anyway, it's 23-21, Relient K won!
    The poll will end October 31st at midnight central time.
    So get out there and vote via my profile, PM, or right here in my blog!
    And one last thing before I end this entry....
     

    Matt says "Look into my eyes and vote for Relient K!"
     

    Oh....and Linkin Park says "Our symbol can light up though! So......ha!"
     
    So after those "great" () words from the two bands, please take the time to vote, and remember, disco is in the year.
     
    -Jordboy1
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    Discoing Coat Lovers

    By Jordboy1,

    Greetings, old friends. (if you're still out there ) It's been 78 million years since I've been around, even longer than the 65 million year absence that I spoke of in the previous entry!
    I guess being back to just one job and the return along with being single again and many other things has given me more spare time to spend on other things....and nostalgia has once again brought me back to my old home here at BZP.
     
    I have moved to the Twin Cities in the Minnesota...and betrayed my old Wisconsin background! I also find it really weird adjusting to changes to the board like facebook being allowed and many other changes (such as the sad fact of the old forums being gone). I was offered a promotion and have moved to Minneapolis to be the team lead at a Target Mobile in Woodbury. First time I've ever lived anywhere but my home town! A lot of big changes and being super poor, but it's been fun. Had a lot of working several part time jobs, having a crazy year of being 21, ending a several year long relationship at the en of the year, and then getting promoted and moving for a fresh start in the last month. If you want to buy a phone pop on in! ;p
     
    I still really want to write a last chapter to Mata Nui High School and end it with the graduation and start to college like I always planned. I had originally planned to immediately follow it up with Mata Nui University, but obviously that's not going to happen now. I'll be lucky and happy to just finish the one comedy. lol I've always had the ending in mind, just never typed it out or filled in every little detail. There were always 2 or 3 possible endings and anyone who has read the old comedy probably has an idea of the possibilities or the main plot lines that could lead to different endings in the rom-com driven plot line. I've always been a sucker for high school drama and character development but only like writing sarcastic and stupid comedy material....to a fault where it's either too comedicly driven or too dramatic. Eh, the old readers enjoyed it in the now unreadable original post xP I'll dig out my old saved files some day though and post them up with the final chapter which is...still only half finished heh heh...
     
    I'm still just discoing through life as the manly coat lover I am. Pretty happy to see BIONICLE back on the store shelves! Also super tempted to add to my need to have every green BIONICLE....and get the next iteration of the best one ever. Aka Lewa. Something else I wouldn't mind coming back while on the topic of nostalgia...some how the Drome Racing Challenge.
     
    Highlights as of recent times....I got to meet Relient K and talk with the Matts! Got a signed T and picture with Matt T at the 10th anniversary tour of Mmhmm! Met a lot of great people in the last year, got to see my older bro get married, see the return of BIONICLE, and yeeeaahhhh....
     
    Great shows I'm currently keeping up on!
     
    - Supernatural
    - New Girl
    - Doctor Who
    - Archer
    - Brooklyn Nine Nine
    - Agents of Shield
     
    Now that I've moved, don't know anybody really yet, and only have a regular 40 hour full time job, I have a lot more time on my hands. I have been catching up on all my gaming! I still have my 360. Now I also have an Xbox One, Wii U, and 3DS! Also been playing a lot of Marvel Heroes. But anyway, what are all you guys up to these days? Anyone I know (or knows me anymore) still around?? How've you been? I'd love to catch up! Just to lay down the law....Pepsi. Windows. Android. Xbox. Relient K. Disco. Coats. All the way still.
     
     
    So anyway, peeps, scream at me about your lives if you happen to pop in and waste your life inside of my blog and inside of my mind! Also never forget that disco is (an will never NOT be) totally in this year.
     
    -Jordboy1
  5. Jordboy1
    So as I've recently taken back my interest in BIONICLE after a year or so...and come back to BZPower for the time being, I realise a lot of new interests and changes in my life that have happened without any blog updates or anything of course
    SO! Why not just make a random blog entry about everything before my perks vanish?
     
    First off, I have moved out of my parents' house. That was around June 10th of last year. I now live with fellow BIONICLE and Doctor Who enthusiasts who I've been friends with for years. Which brings me to the next item on the list....
     
    DOCTOR WHO!
     

     
    I finally started watching Doctor Who, I believe it was, early last year or late 2011. After moving out I got my roommates into it and now it's enjoyable to talk about with friends since I'm not the only one who knows what the heck I'm talking about lol
    I have to say David Tennant is easily my favorite...though Matt Smith is pretty good...but just not David Tennant.
     
    Since coming back here (which originally was just to post a meme of the Doctor in 3d glasses that I made ), I picked back up on my comedy writing. I've missed writing my high school comedy for some time now...but just never had the inspiration to continue it. I hate leaving things unfinished and I've always wanted to end it with about 40 chapters or so. I'd love for anyone to read it and give feedback as to whether it's still the quality (if you can call it that ) that it used to be and holds up against the previous 20 chapters. Constructive criticism and pointers are always a huge help and much appreciated! LINK! I love writing and would love to go back to my other writings outside of fanfiction, but with work and everything I can't find the time or inspiration without feeluing rushed to go back to originals. I would LOVE to kick start "Stupid People!" again. I had only 8 comics made last year lol They were uploaded on another popular social site...but since I didn't update frequently enough, I figured it'd be pointless for a topic of them to be continued here, 'cause it'd get closed before I'd update with another comic.
     
    Along with coming back ehre though, I've started reading Makuta's Guide to the Universe and using the BIONICLE encyclopedia to refresh myself while I continue my comedy writing. Makuta's is such a great book. I watched the first BIONICLE movie last night with my roommate and after work tonight I think I'll grab the other 3 from my parents' house.
     
    As far as just life goes, just working a lot at Target, still my epicly single self , was promoted to assistant front end supervisor and I have an interview coming up for the actual supervisor position. Christmas went great, I'm now an uncle for the 4th time as well lol, and my brother just recently bought Minecraft for the Xbox so I've just been playing that with him on my free time at night. Plenty of other random things have happened throughout the last year, but that's a good summary of it. One last note, I do transport myself everywhere my my blue '99 Plymouth Neon.
     
    So anyway, I realise the only blog, well personal blog, I've ever had, and it's on BZP But also, remember disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
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    2012 Coat Awards

    By Jordboy1,

    Here are 8 brand new coat awards to add to your collection! (because you know SO many people still use these )
    For more coat awards and the original blog entry, here's a SUPER convenient link: Coat Awards
    Add them to your blog or profile if you've earned any of them!
     
    Doctor Who Coat
    - Are a fan of Doctor Who
     
    Dark Blue Coat
    - Have 50 or more friends in your friends list
     
    Santa Coat
    - You love Christmas
     
    Elf Coat
    - Are a fan of the movie Elf
     
    Gray Santa Coat
    - You hate Christmas
     
    Teal Coat
    - Always use proper grammar
     
    Bow Tie Coat
    - You think bow ties are cool
     
    Neon Coat
    - Been a member since the old BZP forums
     
    Remember, coats are very precious and amazing inventions and should be treated with the utmost love and care..oh yeah and disco is in this year and all that stuff...
     
    -Jordboy1
     
  7. Jordboy1
    Sooooo the other day my roommate and I ordered our own sonic screwdrivers based on the one that the tenth doctor has from the BBC series Doctor Who.
     
    Sonic Screwdriver
    Extended
    LIGHT
     
    You know you're cool when you shine your sonic screw drivers at each other down the hall or in the store....
     
    Other than that...I got Resident Evil 6 for Christmas! Aaaaaaand I also got promoted to front end supervisor at work. Sooo yeah...good times...and that's about it I guess...I know. I'm pretty exciting ;D
     
    But anyway, Happy New Year! And don't forget! (...or should I say remember? ) Disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
  8. Jordboy1
    The long awaited poll of the greatest pop in the world has finally come!
    Mountain Dew vs. Mello Yello!
    So far it's 9-0, Mountain Dew winning!
    Vote on my page or PM me your vote!
    So vote now, and tell your friends about the poll for the greatest pop in the world!
    Voting ends June 31st at midnight!
     
    So have fun voting, and remember, disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
  9. Jordboy1

    Xbox 360 Vs. Ps3!

    By Jordboy1,

    The new poll is here....and so without further ado....here it is:
     

    The Xbox 360.......the system with great graphics, great titles such as Halo 3 and popular hard core online gaming.
     

    The Playstation 3.......the system with even better graphics, free online gaming, and exclusive titles like Motorstorm.
     
    So far it's at 9-6 Xbox 360 winning!
     
    So vote in in my profile, PM me your vote, or vote here in my blog!
    Voting ended!
     
    -Jordboy1
  10. Jordboy1
    Well I saw the second one. Not as good as the first, and to me the effect were a lot easier to tell that they were fake....but still not bad.
    I think the story kinda got funky this time around, and a lot of unnecessary suggestive stuff in this one. It almost seems like it should end too, then suddenly something happens and it's a cliff hanger ending.
    So...of course, I'll be seeing the third one sometime soon.
     
    I think if I ever buy The Matrix for myself, instead of watching it at my friend's, I'll just buy the first one....unless they come in a cheap triple feature pack or something....
     
    But, until next time, remember, disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
  11. Jordboy1

    Whodouken

    By Jordboy1,

    Before my premiership runs out...I felt the need to randomly log on to BZP again and share this screen capture I took today...and added the following caption:
     
    IMAGE WAS TOO BIG BROSKI SO WE GONE AND DONE LINKED IT BECAUSE THIS RULE IS DUMB BUT WHATEVS, YOU KNOW? WE TOTES GOTTA DO WHAT WE TOTES GOTTA DO AND WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS TOTES LINKIFY THIS HERE IMAGE THAT WAS TOO BIG BRAH. WHODATHUNKIT? -DVIZZLE
     
    And with that....just remember, I'm still alive...and so is disco...because, WELL, disco is in this year...
     
    -Jordboy1
  12. Jordboy1

    Pepsi Batman!

    By Jordboy1,

    Welcome to the Adventures of Pepsi-Bat!
     
    Here is adventure number 1:
     
    Our hero was sound asleep dreaming of drinking an ice cold can of Pepsi.

     
    Just then the Pepsi signal shines high into the sky!

     
    Our hero instantly awakes ready for action!

     
    Pepsi-Bat heads out in the Pepsi-Mobile to the scene of the crime!
    When he reaches his destination, he sees a thug robbing a Pepsi machine, he instantly jumps out into action!

     
    The thug comes to fight Pepsi-Bat, but Pepsi-Bat gets the first punch!

     
    The thug falls back and staggers for a moment, but then rovers and punches Pepsi-Bat back!

     
    Pepsi-Bat gets stunned for a moment, but gets back on his feet!
    He looks at the thug for a moment and realizes that this is a member of the Coke gang, he then sends a powerful kick to the thug's stomach, which leaves the thug lying on the ground for the police.

     
    Pepsi-Bat then gets up and heads back to the Pepsi cave, but first, Pepsi-Bat asks you to go to Jordboy1's page and vote for Pepsi, the better cola!

     
    THE END!
     
    That was the Adventures of Pepsi-Bat epsisode 1!
    I hope you enjoyed it, and remember, disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
  13. Jordboy1
    Sooooo all I've been playing since it's console release is Elder Scrolls Online for the Xbox One. I have characters in the Aldmeri Dominion and the Ebonheart Pact. I prefer the latter, but if anyone wants to play I'm pretty much on every night after 8! Also wouldn't complain if anyone wanted to help me become a werewolf ;p
     
    Come explore Tamriel with me! Oh, and also remember that disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
  14. Jordboy1

    D:

    By Jordboy1,

    I threw up eleven times today. D:
    I got the flu from my sister....man I haven't been sick like this for years...now I remember what it's like.
     
    wish me luck () and remember, disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
  15. Jordboy1
    Soooo after only a year and 2 months...I finally have the next chapter up in my comedy, Mata Nui High School
    If you'd like to check it out and let me know what you think, that'd be great!
     
    Until then, remember disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
  16. Jordboy1

    Pc Vs. Mac

    By Jordboy1,

    Alright, enough with silly old pop/soda polls, now it's time to get down and dirty with the long argued over PC vs. Mac.
    I am on the Windows side, I have a new Windows Vista, which isn't bad like people make out if you'd like to know.

    So far it's at 19-7, PC winning.
    Hurry up and get to voting, either PM me your vote, post it here, or post your vote in my comments!
    Voting ends September 30th at midnight central time!
     
    -Jordboy1
  17. Jordboy1
    Internet Explorer vs. Firefox!
    The new poll is finally up after the blog contests. (along with my sweet little blog back to normal )
    Anyway, so far the votes are at:


    Internet Explorer: 5

    Firefox: 19

    Voting ended.

    -Jordboy1
  20. Jordboy1

    Respect

    By Jordboy1,

    It's a strange feeling, but have you ever known someone...then, one day, you gain a lot of respect for them because of something they did...then just a couple days or so later, lose it all because of something else they did? Well, it just happened to me.
     
    Edit: When reading this entry title....it makes me feel like I should have something more meaningful written here about respect...but when you click into the entry...all you get is this. xP
     
    But anyway, such and such, and remember, disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
  22. Jordboy1

    1000 Posts

    By Jordboy1,

    Yes...after 4 years of being here...I finally have 1000 posts. Yay me?
    I average .62 posts a day.... Yessss!
     
    Remember, I may be slow at posting...but they are all the most meaningful posts ever to be on BZP! () Oh...and yeah, disco is in this year.
     
    -Jordboy1
  23. Jordboy1

    Pepsi

    By Jordboy1,

    In the Pepsi vs. Coke campaign, Pepsi is still leading, but Coke is now only 2 votes behind.
    So Pepsi fans, we must unite!
    Here's a picture I forgot to post from Easter: Pepsi Glass!
    There're just about 7 days until the voting ends, so hurry, loyal Pepsi fans, vote for Pepsi and lead us on to victory!
     
    And remember, disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
  24. Jordboy1

    The Matrix

    By Jordboy1,

    Well, believe it or not, folkadanions, I, for the first time, finally saw the Matrix tonight. (or should I say last night...since by now it is in the morning? )
    'twas an awesome movie and before anyone goes like WHAT!?!? AYTYARAS*FNHSDYAGSNUAHG^&E(OJ&*68THJg67H&^9 YOU NEVER SAW THE MATRIX!?!??!?!
     
    Everyone has those certain movies that they never got around to watching. Sure, I already knew what it was, heard about it several times, and even had a Klondike bar tell me his favorite part of the movie before I ate him, but I just never watched it.
     
    Anyway, it's like midnight....soooooo, I'll be off to bed now...gotta get up for stuff tomorrow. BUT! This brings a whole new meaning and understanding to my good ol' turkey haired friend (Neo)'s name. (well...old name that is... )
     
    So think twice before watching the Blues Brothers....they might be agents, but also, remember that disco is definitely in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
  25. Jordboy1

    Curse You

    By Jordboy1,

    I actually find it pretty funny (for some reason) that the "Curse you" fad has picked up in the comedies just like the classic "Ask", "Run a ____", etc.
     
    Some good comedic moments have been made from this though.
     
    Remember, disco is in this year!
     
    -Jordboy1
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