Ultimate_Kardas

Don't know if the file size is too big so here's a link. The Witchking and fellbeast look amazing and I will definitely be getting them. The balrog is great, but something is wrong with it's face. The eyes are too close to the mouth and it has no nostrils. It just doesn't look right to me. Also, just got a job at McDonalds. I know it's just McDonalds, but at least I finally got a job (that isn't chicken catching). ~U_K~

Alright, here's a high quality picture of the Flood infected spartans (since apparently we're not using spoilers for it anymore)HereI'm kind of sad that they don't have the little infection form tendrils sticking out. And You can see by the way their melee arm is posed that it will probably work exactly like a sword.Also, I've heard that flood will be strictly multiplayer. Not sure how true it is though, but I see no reason to doubt it.~U_K~

Alright, I know I said I don't think gameplay should have spoilers, but this one might.Click to see quick look at one of Halo's more popular gametypes. ~U_K~

This game is everything I thought it would be and more. Zero is such a fun character to play. Snipin' everything all day, and when enemies get close (or I decide to get close), I just finish them off with some sweet melee moves. Just got an amazing sniper too. It does about 250 damage, 96 accuracy, 30% chance of 31 electrical damage per second, and to top that all off, it penetrates and bounces off walls. Lovin the humor as well. When I went to a vending machine, I heard Marcus yelling "Catch a GUUUUUN *cough*, never doing that again." ~U_K~

I have come to hate Hot Topic. I feel ridiculously awkward going into their store, especially with the other types of people that are in there. I hate most of their clothing as well with shirts such as YOUR MOM and other memes that have been beaten to death. The part I hate most about it is that they have a small section of video game and comic book related shirts that are actually really cool and force me to keep comng back. ~U_K~

I didn't see it, I'm sorry. Surprise, I'm not perfect. I don't know why you're being so hostile all of a sudden. My other points still stand though.~U_K~

What,I think it'll devastate the lives of many people. First off, I don't really think spoiler tags are necessary since we're talking about gameplay mechanics. I don't want to click a spoiler thinking I'm hearing about gameplay and then get some story spoilers.Anyway, I'm not sure what video you were watching. The pulse grenade when thrown activates a small bubble that acts as an EMP and drains shields. At the end of it's shield drain, it will explode, killing anything in the bubble. That's all there is too it. It's essentially energy drain from Halo 3. What? You realize rocket tracking was in halo 2, right? And secondly, it's just like energy drain from halo 3, the only difference being is that you can spawn with it. Lastly, there are other things that will make vehicles more powerful, such as the one specialization that will make vehicles not get completely stunned by EMP bursts. It's fine.~U_K~

Woah now. I know we were doing bad grammar and all, but "their"? Really? I'm sorry, but you have been disqualified from this argument.Ukay: 1JC: 0Anyway. I hate the stupid dead thrall glitch. My dead thrall disappeared awhile ago, but everyone still asks me to douse my magic. I really wish there was a way to fix it.~U_K~

:cWhy do those races always get the short end of the stick.Oh well. I'm probably gonna marry Derkeethus myself.Cuz they suckThose be fightin' words.~U_K~

No Friday Funny today either, but I don't really think anybody even expects them from me anymore. Anyway, a lot of stuff going on. I got a new job which I only did for one day and then quit, for reasons I don't want to go into. Most of them are probably inappropriate for BZP anyway. I got an amazing new laptop that can actually play games. I got the core hunter hero factory set which is pretty cool, I got the Valve comic book which is amazing even though I've already read all the stories, and I finally bought all the comics from the comic book store that had been waiting. Might even do a review of them later. Been playing a lot of TF2 lately. Also, Just Cause 2 is amazingly fun. I\m not even doing any missions, just driving/flying around and screwing around with my grappling hook. ~U_K~

Since I posted the birthday topic I am obviously the best friend. ~U_K~

I don't care what your username is. You will always be Sonu to me.Looks like you're finally 18 eh? 'Bout time you caught up. Now you can vote too!Hope you have a great birthday buddy, because today you are a man. Sort of.Have a good one!~U_K~

Hearthfire is great. I adopted Runa and Blaise. Having a bard play in my house is pretty awesome too.Kinda disappointed that Derkeethus couldn't be my steward though. It seems as though certain voice actors don't have the option to be one at all. For example, no Khajit or Argonian stewards, Serena cannot be a steward and neither can Cicero. Whatever, Derkeethus is always with me anyway, and having Aela (my steward) living with me in addition to my wife and bard is pretty awesome.I really wish NPCs would put on clothing that I reverse pickpocket onto them though. I took their clothing off in the hopes that they would wear the tavern clothing or armor I gave to them, but now they just walk around the house naked. Not that my character is complaining.I currently live in the house you get from Dawnstar. I tried to get the Falkreath one, but it was glitched and I couldn't do it. I really like the Dawnstar area though. The house is just northeast of Whiterun on top of a hill. I really like it.Also, having a trophy room is the greatest thing ever.~U_K~

I did. I actually found it to be quite good. I liked it more than arrival, but not more than the shadow broker. For me it was about tied with overlord, maybe a bit below it. It had a lot of stuff that was not just running around shooting stuff which I really appreciated.If you're a fan of the lore, I would recommend getting it. Not to mention the dominate power makes a return and you can have a live husk head in your cabin.~U_K~

AughIforgottomakeatopicI'MAHORRIBLEFRIEND. Also, you're as old as my brother now. SHOCKING TWIST: YOU WERE MY BROTHER THE WHOLE TIME! Happy belated birthday! I'm only 2 years behind you. You better watch your back. Next year I'll only be... still 2 years behind. ~U_K~

Nava and Ukay are now playing Not in College ;D ~U_K~

All this gametype is doing is increasing my love of the pyro even mooooore! So much fun! I luckily got into a server that had a max of 6 people so that we had no people complaining in the spectator. Not only that though, but we managed to do an 8 round and a 6 round without losing a single wave. We also managed to constantly get all the money. Here's some of my personal tips. If you do have an engineer (Which is probably a very good idea), a pyro is almost a necessity. His ability to airblast sentry killers is a life saver. A heavy is great to have for fairly obvious reasons. A spy is very useful for sapping everything and backstabbing uber medics before they can uber. A medic is always ridiculously useful as well. Scouts are actually amazing at this. I haven't used one, but I've seen them doing amazing things. They can be an amazing distraction especially since they can gain health when they get money. A demoman is very useful for huge sticky traps. I don't see much use for the sniper though. Damage is nice I guess, and jarate is really the only good thing about him IMO. I soldier is good too, but he's one of my least favorite classes. The buff is useful I guess. Also, I suck at using airblast on anything but stalling an enemy. I can block a rocket now and then, but I cannot blast back 10. A major league scout is easily one of your biggest threats. A massive amount of health combined with his bomb delivering speed has destroyed our chances at winning multiple times. And as a pyro, the normal scouts are my favorite enemy. BURN BABY BURN! TL;DR HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA ~U_K~

OOOOOOOOH SEXY LADY! ~U_K~

Mentioned by gamertag in Watashi's blog? I'M PART OF THE GANG! I have all the achievements for reach, but I love helping people get them, especially halo ones. I'd be happy to help. This is going to be a lot harder with the stupid August update though. ~U_K~

So I traded for the first time in TF2. What is it about these trades that make them seem shiftier than drug deals? I used some special site that uses bots for the trade though. I really didn't need that strange grenade launcher. But I definitely needed this. I also got a refined metal out of it. It's funny though, the first game I played with it, I got the top score. feelsgoodman.jpg ~U_K~

Usain Bolt ehs a pretty cool gui, eh wins medals and deosnt afraid of nohting. http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Toa-toxin/Blog/funnies/hkmuq.gif [images more than 500kb must be linked -Takuma Nuva] ~U_K~

This has got to be one of the creepiest ice cream commercials I have ever seen. Linked for filesize reasons (Don't post images and gifs over 500 kB, link them instead) ~ Valenti ~U_K~

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As good/amazing as it is, I still will not be impressed until you have folded and molded a pair of Sumiki's pants into a moc. ~U_K~