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  2. Ultimate_Kardas
    Why is it that I have nothing to talk about for long lengths at a time, but then all of a sudden I have a whole bunch of stuff to talk about that can't fit in one entry?
     
    Anyway, I started up steam, and I had a gift or something. I go to look at it, and whaddaya know, I have an invite to the CS:GO beta. I did a steam survey awhile back that asked how much you play games on the pc or something, and even though I answered not very much or something, apparently Steam was all like "This guy doesn't play much? Surely we should give this to him!"
     
    I'd play it but I doubt my computer can even handle it, so I'm thinking of giving it away to someone who really wants to try out the beta. Apparently the invites are really rare too, and I kind of do want to try out out since I've never played Counter strike and was thinking of buying this on the 360 once it came out.
     
    ~U_K~
  6. Ultimate_Kardas

    Friday Funny #46

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    Just finished watching the last episode Arrested Development. If you haven't watched the show, this might not be funny. I just felt a need to post a joke from the show. Feel free to post your own.
     

     
    ~U_K~
  7. Ultimate_Kardas
    UNSC, UNSC, WUB WUB WUB
     
    The new borderlands 2 trailer was pretty great. Clap trap dancing to dubstep? Yes please.
     
    And I am totally gonna be Zero and nobody is gonna stop me. I'm gonna miss my bloodhawk though.
     
    ~U_K~
  10. Ultimate_Kardas

    Hot Topic

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    I have a complicated relationship with this store.
     
    I just went there to get two t shirts since it was buy one get half off another. I ended up buying a simple black shirt with the N7 symbol and the red slash. The other shirt I bought wasn't as subtle and had this on it.
     
    Anyway, while they do have some awesome shirts (seriously, most of my favorite shirts are from there), I also feel slightly embarrassed to go into the store. There's the cool comic book and video game t-shirts, but then there's Twilight merchandise covering half the store. And some of the normal t shirts make me facepalm. Ex: A shirt that says "YOUR MOM".
     
    And half the time I go there there's some cool employees who know about whatever shirt I'm buying and I've had a lot of good conversations about video games and stuff like that.
    But the other half of the times I go there there's some 50 year old guy with bright pink hair, goth make up, and piercings everywhere. He then follows me around the store while I try to get away from him, constantly asking if I need help.
     
    Also, they've practically ruined Invader Zim for me.
     
    But hey, I noticed 3 MLP shirts some people would like. They all had the pony with the Rainbow in some shape or form on them and one said "about 20% cooler" or something.
     
    ~U_K~
  12. Ultimate_Kardas

    Friday Funny #44

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    Might not be funny if you haven't played Skyrim, but It made me laugh so I'm posting it.
    And yes, this is how I determine what I should post. If it makes me laugh, I'll post it. Unfortunately I'm very prone to laughing, even if they are only slightly funny.
     

     
    ~U_K~
  14. Ultimate_Kardas

    Change Of Plans!

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    Well, things didn't exactly turn out the first time through with my plan. There was only one survivor of the people who had been holding the line, but it was Mordin. I had forgotten to take into account that even though he's one of the first to die for holding the line, he was also the only one of them with his loyalty mission done, so the non-loyal crew died first. All I had to do instead was complete Samara's loyalty mission, and then leave Jacob, Morinth, and Mordin to hold the line, leaving two survivors instead of one.
     
    Also, this playthrough has one thing that went wrong for me. I told Kal'Reegar to help me out, and I heard him die, but apparently Adam Baldwin is way too awesome and decided to show up when I was talking to Tali. Other than that, this playthrough succeeded in being horrible. Then I went on to kill Zaeed in a fire.
     
    Also, when I jumped on the Normandy in the last part of the suicide mission, I suddenly had a horrible thought that my name would cause me to die.
    I was inspired and made this (Sorry for the bluriness of the first pic, I had to resort to my cellphone camera):
     

     
    ~U_K~
  17. Ultimate_Kardas
    Decided to go get Jack. Told Kasumi to put on her new outfit I got for her. I couldn't tell if it was because she was defying me or was just jealous of me and Jacob, but she wore something a bit different. Also, according to the symbol on her belt, I think she's an assassino.
    Her outfit was all mismatched and had different colors.
    So anyway, I had my whole crew and then we went on Horizon and stuff. Saw Ashley again, yelled at her and left.
    Then I had to go investigate a collector ship. I was talking with the Illusive man, but I don't think he was paying attention to me.
    All he could focus on was my left hip. (TIM/Shepard romance for ME3?)
    Anyway, I got assault rifle training since the claymore shotgun sucks compared to the geth one. The mattock is an amazing gun.
    After escaping we went to a derelict reaper. During our time there, Samara and Mordin decided to do Parkour or something.
    LIVIN' ON THE EDGE!
    Then we got Legion and went back on the ship. That was the purpose of that mission, right? To get Legion?
    I talked with Legion so quickly that my omni tool couldn't handle my speed and broke.
    It was stuck on my arm for awhile.
    My crew got taken but screw them. I'm busy planning how to do everyone's loyalty missions while killing them all at the same time.
    It's alright though. I got a plan.
     
    In all seriousness though, this has been my glitchiest playthrough ever.
     
    ~U_K~
  19. Ultimate_Kardas
    If you haven't seen what Mufasa Shepard looks like yet, just go look in one of my recent entries.
     
    Anyway, my crew and I were on Virmire, but when I got out of my mako, it said Liara and Kaiden were right beside the mako on the map, except they weren't there. This happened every time I got out of the vehicle. I use some biotic powers on some geth and one of them flies towards the mako. He gets up and starts shooting thin air. I ignore it, and continue fighting the other geth. I eventually come back to see Liara has reappeared but was killed by the geth. There's also this really strange thing next to them both. I kill the geth and then walk over to them.
    Apparently while he was invisible, Kaiden Decided to become a snake.
    And before you ask, yes, The first thing Liara did when she came back to life was start tea-bagging beside him.
    I try to talk to Kaiden to try convincing him that I need a human in my crew, not a snake, but instead he just throws a hissy fit and tries to teleport into a wall.
    It didn't go well.
    So for his punishment, I decided to kill him.
    Also, I found out Mufasa has brain damage. While we were going through the Krogan breeding facility, she came upon a Salarian who had been captured. The rest of his squad had been indoctrinated and were long gone. Even though he pleaded and pleaded with reason, Mufasa thought it would be too risky and left him to die. A few minutes later she finds another captured Salarian, but this time this one can't stop talking about voices talking to him. Against her squadmate's judgement, she let him free. Then he attacked her and she killed him.
    Anyway, then I killed Saren and stopped Soveriegn's plan. The end.
     
    And then I died.
    But fear not! Cerberus saved me and made me even more beautiful than before! They even gave me botox!
    SO BEAUTIFUL!
    KISS MY LIPS V2.0 AKA DUCKFACE
    Anyway, now I'm just chillin in omega with my brand new pink armor with yellow and green details.
    Nice place ya' got here.
     
    Also, Bunda decided to pop in as just as I was taking a picture.
    Thanks a lot Bunda >=(
     
    ~U_K~
  20. Ultimate_Kardas

    Friday Funny #43

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    For too long have I idly sat by and let Friday slip through my fingers! FRIDAY FUNNY LIIIIIVES!!!
     
    And while this not be funny, I just thought I should share that this is a real movie that is really being made.
     

     
    ~U_K~
  21. Ultimate_Kardas
    So I started a new playthrough in Mass effect. For this playthrough, I'm a vanguard who is trying to get the worst possible ending in ME3. I'm going to be killing Wrex, cheating on my romance (heavy risk... BUT THE PRIIIZE), and only having 2 squadmates survive the suicide mission (Jacob and Morinth).
    And of course for the worst ending ever, I must have the most beautiful female Shepard ever.
     
    (sorry for the low quality pics, I play on the xbox)
     
    mai 1st tiem maeking a girl soo dun bee meeeaaan guiz >=(
     
    KISS MY LIPS
     
    Also, since the gun for mass effect 3 didn't unlock during my 1st playthrough of the Kingdoms of Amalur demo, I played again, but this time I made my character look and act like Alex Armstrong from Full metal alchemist.
     
    In all his glory
     
    "You're facing the technique that's been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!"
     
    ~U_K~
  22. Ultimate_Kardas
    By downloading and playing the Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning demo, we can get this free armor and gun for mass effect 3:


     

    Reckoner Knight Armor:


    This armor will maximize damage done in close-quarters combat while a
    beefed–up power cell feeds energy into weapon systems to increase
    projectile velocity.
     
    The Chakram Launcher:
    This weapon uses a fabricator to manufacture lightweight, explosive
    ammunition discs. This weapon is earned after completing the Reckoning demo and watching the trailer at the end.
     
    Here's two pictures:
     


     
     
    I don't care how out of place it looks, or if the bonuses are mediocre, I'm going to wear this all the time.
     
    The demo comes out January 17th.
     
    ~U_K~
  23. Ultimate_Kardas

    Bioshock

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    So I beat the first game. Pretty fun. I got the good ending because I saved all the little sisters.
     
    Started playing the second game. For some reason I really love the character of the big daddy. I also love the gameplay way better. The cutscene where you first go underwater was just gorgeous. Played a bit of multiplayer as well. My first two games I did horrible, especially since I was up against very high level players and my team kept quitting. And then in the next two games I played I had the most kills both times.
     
    Also, why did they switch the harvest and rescue buttons? I just saved my first little sister, but I had had to reload my save because I thought it would be the same.
     
    ~U_K~
  24. Ultimate_Kardas
    Yup, bought premier yesterday. Talk about procrastination.
     
    Note: If you don't care about Mass effect (or are scared of spoilers) or bioshock, turn back now.
     
    So anyway, I've beaten Mass effect 1 with mostly the same choices, but this time I saved the green asari, saved Kaiden, and saved the council, but still had maximum renegade.
    Beat Mass effect 2 as well. I did most of the renegade options for all conversations which got me full renegade pretty fast, which meant once it was full, I was free to make as many important paragon decisions as I like. Some examples were: Saving Kal'Reegar (Found out he's voiced by Adam Baldwin, no way am I going to let him die), told the quarians not to go to war, saved the genophage data, and got really friendly with Kelly (I finally don't have to clean up dead fish =D). (note: these are paragon decisions that I hadn't done in my first playthrough. I still saved Legion and rewrote heretics.) Also, I might have been able to break off my relationship with Liara. I like Tali way more and when Liara said to me "I don't think we should get too serious" or something after we had killed the shadow broker and I hugged her and I said "let's just be friends" so I'm not sure if I'll have a problem in the third game. I still regret keeping the collector base, but I needed to so I could get the full renegade ending.
    Two more months is too long of a wait D=
     
    Also, started playing Bioshock. I always freak out whenever the lights turn off. I'm doing a playthrough where I'm not harvesting any little sisters. They gave me 400 Adam in a teddy bear =O. The hypnotize big daddy plasmid is amazing. Two Rosie's fighting each other was awesome.
     
    ~U_K~
  25. Ultimate_Kardas
    So I wrote this all last night and posted it, but apparently BZP was all like "UK? Posting something on time?! BAH HUMBUG!" and decided to delete my entry.
     
    The ironic part is that I had mentioned how I miss a lot of Friday funnies, but I wasn't going to miss the Christmas entry. Thanks a lot BZP >=(
     
    Anyway, I hope you all had a merry Christmas and continue to have a wonderful holiday with your friends and family.
     
    Now, onto the loot.
    Wasn't expecting to get much this year, but I was pleasantly surprised. My dad got me one of the new Canadian $100 bills and I got plenty of other money from my relatives. My sister bought me an Arkham city poster and my brother got me mass effect since we need to play it again and futureshop doesn't have it in stock. I also got pillowcases and sheets and a $25 itunes gift card.
    Best of all though, I got a cell phone. My mom didn't even have to pay for it. I had had a really old cell phone that we never even activated. I didn't even notice that the theif had stolen it. So the insurance company was all like "That phone isn't in stock anymore so instead we'll give you a way newer samsung galaxy geo." and my mom got it without me knowing.
    The best part about it is that I can have custom ring tones. My ring tone is now the radio song from portal.
     
    And yes, I'll be getting premier membership before the new year.
     
    Merry Christmas!
     
    ~U_K~
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