Trijhak

It seems the status update thing has take a sudden surge in popularity.

It would appear there are members who have membership on BZP purely for... twitter, through these statuses...?

It's hard... hard to overcome, hard to forget, hard to change...

It's not hard when you can just click on someone's name and get options to go to their profile,

It's okay.

It does make you look totally weird sometimes.

It's very easy to forget that this exists.

It's very easy to forget that this exists.

January only has 30 days...

Just how many people did you attempt to invite via 'Play this game'?

Krutiera Magna, City of Earth! The largest and safest city on Bota Magna, a testament to our gracious Lord of Earth's Eternal Rule!

LET'S FORM THE OPINION.

M, if you think 2015 is that different from 2001 I have news for you.

Mask of Light but every time they say Mask it changes to Creeping In My Soul but every time they say soul it changes to Closer to the Truth but every time they say truth it changes to Matau crashing while yelling wind-fly but every time he crashes it changes back to Mask of Light

MTM?

Did you base your name off the element 'Boron' and got the rest from 'the'? I mean, thoron is a very odd name...

My word for people who think bonkles are returning: Gullible.

Negative ages... how does that even work?

First Day of the Second Month... 1/2

But then again, I dare not question the Overlord and his ways.

Never ever go to the last pages of your own blog. You will end up cringing at yourself.

Never let a smile deceive you.

Nobody can fight inevitability.

Of all places, why South America? Why not attack the Roman Empire and go back in hiding...

IN ANTARCTICA

(wow, am I really this weird?)

Oh-and speaking of mafia, Mr. Governor...

Try not to die.

Which is pretty much a given considering the SP is dead and the doctor is your only hope provided he doesn't die.

oh, hey Teddy.

If you really think this is a bad place you don't have to come here, you know... or you could go anonymous if you want peace like me.

Oh. I was wondering why other people sometimes talked about notifications. Now I know why.

ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX NOTIFICATIONS WHAT

One of the most surprising things about life is how many cheeses there are and how so many of them are edible, as in being able to be consumed by humans.