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(A British gentleman wades onto the shore. He dries his mustache and fiddles with his walking stick. He pulls a sword out of it. The crew doesn't seem intimidated until the gentleman presses a button on the handle, igniting the blade with fire. The men freak out as the British man uses it to launch a massive fire blast.)

(A cannonball with a note on it flies up out of the sea and lands on a crewman with a sickening crunch. The note says "Ok." After a few seconds, the men look around, trying to see me, but to no avail. Another cannonball flies out of the sea and hits a man in the chest, going through it and tearing him to pieces. This cannonball's note says, "What? You wanted him to be put back together on the beach?")

(As the crew gets onto the beach, one man mentions that he saw around ten or more pieces of varying sizes fly in different directions.)

(The men set sail in search of my first piece. A crewman spots a beach and suggests the crew searches it.)

(The men groan as they get to their posts. However, some little blond kid is overly enthusiastic about it and screams, "ADVENTURE!!!" in a high-pitched voice.)

(Should we continue this in another feed or take it to PM like what JiMing and I did?)

(The crewman explains that I blew myself into many pieces, each holding a piece of my life.)

(He surfaces and gets back on the ship before explaining that I'm actually not dead.)

(A crewman says he'll be right back and swan dives under the waves. The rest of the men try and see him in the water, but he went too deep for anyone to see.)

(A crewman points out that I exploded, causing the unsuspecting ship to sink.)

(The kraken, partially disappointed, hesitantly grabs the fish and submerges.)

(The kraken, sent by ol' Davy, shows up and demands a woman.)

(Ten seconds pass. After that, millions of cannonballs shoot out of the water and into the sky, finally dropping down on the deck, sea, and crew.)

(The affected ship's crew panics as water pours into the flaming gash and weighs down the ship, causing it to sink into Davy Jones's locker. The darkness of the water swallows each and every man as they descend into a mysterious, unknown world within the world, never to be seen again. Some crew members remove their hats and press them against their chests while others comment on the oddness of the event.)

(A gust of wind sends me flying off the ship. The crew watches in horror as I slam into the side of another ship, exploding on contact.)

Then forget what I just said... Heh... So long, Sparrow! See you next time!

You're gonna regret this! I know this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who knows this guy who can take you to court!

(Jack whispers in my ear) I can't say that!

(Jack whispers in my ear) He'll go with the plan. For a price.

Heck if I know, man. People are trippin'.