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There is a comic coming. Of course, the last post was mine, so I can't post it without it being fused to the last post. I need a middle man, as it were, to post before I do. Please and thank you.
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There once was a man named Jeremy. Except, his name wasn't Jeremy, it was Patrick. And he wasn't a man, he was a self-aware Turnip. Every day, he would wallow in the loneliness and pointlessness of his own existence, that is until the day he exploded for no reason. After that, he reincarnated as Vishnu. Except, he was also an Oviraptor, and stole everyone's eggs and ate everyone's livers. With his new-found self esteem, he was granted the power to turn into a giant kettle and...
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...Crashed into Mars. The Mars-rocks, imbued with his mystical Kettle energy, rained down upon the Earth, only to be eaten by the Deadly Muffler. The mystical power of the Kettle-smashed, Mars-rocks changed the Muffler into a man. A man named Jeremy. Except, his name wasn't Jeremy, it was Patrick. And he wasn't a man, he was a self-aware Turnip. And we've come full circle.
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