Toa Levacius Zehvor

When your only nail is hammered, your job has been outsourced to China.

Is playing "Spot the [X]" allowed on BZPower?

I woud like to that the Bionicle fandom for not yet having produced the comment "I believe that Tahu is actually a pentagendered, demiromantic, transethnic demonkin". At least, I hope.

Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronnntonnerronntuonnnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk. That's a compound word, that is.

Teacher asks for three descriptors for the titular bird in "The Raven." Answered "black, feathery, a bird." If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Just read about the first baby born in 2014. They're So'Unique!

With Christmas Break starting up, I would like to remind everyone on BZP to stay safe and avoid dihydrogen monoxide contamination.

The awesomeness of a cat is directly proportional to how much Benadryl is in my system when I'm dealing with it.

What are we going to do with them, Mr. Flibble?

It took less than 24 hours for the mask to get old. Need to find something else....

I didn't mean to switch avatars; I just wanted to see if it would fit. it did. And it stayed, apparently. Oh well! At least it brings back fond memories...

Klaata barada ni*coughcoughcough*

I hate big cities; whenever I come back from one, it's sick, sick, sick, sick. #pollution

Word of advice - when designing a hyper-complex puzzle, make sure you actually write down the solution somewhere.

The customer is never right; in fact, the customer is usually wrong. I would know because I'm the customer. Thus rendering my entire statement invalid...

20% Club Soda, 10% Lemon Juice, 35% Water, one teaspoon of sugar, 35% Tonic Water.... all locked up in an irresistable bottle of Sprite. That'll teach 'em.

Interested in working on a new RPG as a Co-GM? Shoot me a PM, folks, and we'll talk.

Changed the 'About Me' again. The old one was getting old. And exceedingly verbose. Brevity is the soul of wit; rubber, the sole of my shoes.

You're a wee little puppet man!

I admire McDonalds. 945, 945, 945, 945... need 946. There is no 946. There is no 1/4 chance of $1,000,000. But it still gets people to go.

I wish that I had another accent, and completely forgot about what an American accent, and only remembered that accent, just so I could find out how weird an American accent sounds to other people.

I've been playing Guild Wars 2 the past two days, and just now faced the Shadow Behemoth in Godlost Swamp. That. Was. Awesome.

All hail to Ulfric - you are the High King!

I love my profiles topic, but there's still something off.... thanks Darkon and Takanuvainika.

Don't blink.