Lowtuff

WHY DO YOU KEEP BREATHING e_o

I HATE YOU. IN EVERY WAY. YOU ARE JUST COMPLETELY TERRIBLE. NOTHING ABOUT YOU IS GOOD. AND I HATE YOU FOR IT. YOU MAKE ME SO SO SICK. YOU EVEN SMELL BAD. NOW GET OUT OF MY BLOG. WE DON'T NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU STINKING IT UP. I'M TRYING TO RUN A RESPECTABLE BLAGOSPHERE HERE. SO GET OUT. NOW. BEFORE I KICK YOU LOUSY BEHIND OUT OF HERE FOR YOU. GET OUT YOU LOWLY PEASANT! >

NOO FORD PREFECT NOOO.

Do you have dreams about supermarkets?

SHADIX I WARNED YOU ABOUT THOSE STAIRS I WARNED YOU ABOUT DRILL DOZER HE IS TERRIBLE IN EVERY WAY NOW QUICKLY THROW HIM INTO A FURNACE AND MOLD HIM INTO ANOTHER JETBUG

I SHALL DO THAT POST HASTE KIND SIR. Also...

Oh god. Is this really necessary?

This is Lowtuff. You have every reason to be scared. No person that blogs 12 times a day is sane. EHEHEHEHEHEH

i want to STAB something TODAY eheheheh STAB STAB STAB eheHEHEHhe STAABBITY STAB STABB EHEHEHEHHEH ... I assure you, there is absolutely no reason to be scared. NO REASON WHAT SO EVER.

yaay i downloaded gimp

GOOD GODS YESSSSSSSSSSSS

How did you get the torso so you can put the katana in it?

Solutions Incorporated is a [acronym=GIVE US ALL YOUR MUNNIES eheheheh]non profit[/acronym] organisation [acronym=WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PETTY LITTLE PROBLEMS, NOW LEAVE US ALOOOONE! >]formed to answer people's problems[/acronym], whether they are important or not. We were created in January 101 1982.589042 2011 and have been "helping" people ever since! All the problems we answer are recorded and put in the archives for safe keeping! Every Thursday we post an extract of the archives on Lowtuff's Blawg. Lowtuff has kindly "lent" his blog to us for these occasions. Enjoy. THIS IS EXTRACT NUMBER ONE Archive Section B11 Unit 42,242 Problem: There is a pop culture reference I don't understand! Solution: BURN IT WITH FIRE!!1!2!!!!42!1 Problem: My mum hates me! Solution: eat oatmeal Problem: OH GOD THE PEPPERS ARE EATING MY LIMBS. Solution: ...What's the problem? Problem: I've become addicted to Harry Potter! Solution: yaay dobby yaay Problem: i have now eaten a chair Solution: Good for you, how did it taste? __________________________________ TO GET YOUR PROBLEM IN AN EXTRACT PLEASE PM LOWTUFF WITH YOUR PROBLEM. PLEASE SEND PROBLEMS. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE. -End Extract-

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WHEN LOWTUFF DOESN'T BLOG IN TWO DAYS. SOMETHING VERY WRONG INDEED. so yeah i'm sick I just know Brickeens is behind this somehow... I JUST KNOW IT. kthxbi

You're dead to me. ;___;

YES YOU IS YES YOU IS

I WOULD SURE LIKE SOME RIGHT NOW. now go fetch some for me you dirty peasant T_T

You are now the Lordly Fugitive.

I was going to make an entry about crabs... But I really can't be bothered. ... HAHA I BET YOU WERE EXPECTING ACTUAL CONTENT IN THIS ENTRY HUH??? WELL YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY! >

I have decided to be offensive today. So thus... OH LOOK A PAIL. MWAHAHAHAH. THAT'S RIGHT. BE OFFENDED. EVEN IF YOU DON'T GET THE REFERENCE BECAUSE YOU DON'T READ HOMESTUCK. HAHAHAHA!

woden dux r evil and shud be destroyedd!!!! plastik brix r waaaaaaay betr!!!!!!!! dus anyone shere my worldveiw? JOIN the DESTROY the WODENN DUX CLUBB TODAY!!!!! LEGGO FOREVVERR!!!!!!!!!! Leet removed.-Nukaya

You only realised this now?

y r firax and crabfigs so much bettr tan them??

So, according to one of my classmates, 2012 is a non-fiction film made by the government to raise public awareness of the 2012 apocalypse. ... SON, I AM DISAPPOINT. ╓─╖ ╨─╨ ಠ_ರೃ