Lowtuff

HIS HOUSE IS ON FIRE Krakkers@ IT'S NOT ORANGE IT FAILS. Chols@ OF COURSE IT IS WHY WOULDN'T IT BE ON FIRE YOU MUST REALLY HATE FIRE AUGH AUGH YOU'RE RACIST TO FIRE!!! Something like £20. THEY ARE NOT AS USELESS AND A piece of rubbish I-POD. BUT THAT ISN'T ORANGE!!!!

This arrived in the mail yesterday. SO COOL. It had HS Vol 5 on it too so yesssss. XD

Lowtuff and Transformers, a history: 2004: o look sum robots- OH MY GOD THEY CHANGE INTO RANDOM MACHINERY 2005: YAAY TRANSFARMORS CYBRATRON!!!! 2006: YAAAY IM BUYING TRONFRMERS TOYS IN MASSIVE COLLECTOINS. 2007: YAAAAAY I HAVE TONS OF TRANSFRAMORS AND NOW TRAAANSDFRRRAMONEMERS MOOVIE!!!!!!! 2008: YAAAAAAAY IM GETTING SOOOOOO MANY SETS YAAY AND OMIGODTHERESGONNABEASCONDMOVIE YESSSSS!!!! 2009: YAAAAAAAAAAAY TAAAAAAARROOOOONNNSFRAMNMEEEERRRRSSSS MOOOVIIIIEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 2010: ICANTWAITFORTRRRRRRRRRRRANSFORMERS THREE YAY- Aww cool, These Lego system sets are just as good as Bionicle! 2011: Yay, Transformers Dark of The Moon? ... Eh, I'm going to play with Lego and watch a documentary. FIN...?

Thanks!

Show me the quote and I'll lock this.

Any religious people wanna have a debate with an atheist? I'm up for it. LINKIES. EDIT: Apparently this sort of thing isn't allowed so please disregard this entry.

*Sigh* Shadix, you are really misjudging the situation. You can't just promise to make a new Twisted comic. No. You see, your options are far more limited than that. You simply don't have the choice "not to" make some mew twisted comics. I have made sure of that. I am currently in a tunnel 300 meters below your house. There is an army of gigantic pirate ninja cyborg zombie crabs with me. They also have the ability to fire lasers out of their eyes, just because I'm Lowtuff. If you decide to comply with my demands then I will retreat back to my base at Christmas island and continue to work peacefully on my plan to exterminate every Starbucks, McDonalds and Crab resturant on earth. If you decide to ignore this and go play with your Lego instead of WORKING ON TWISTED GRAH them I will tunnel upwards and... well... Have you ever seen what a pirate ninja cyborg zombie crab's claw can do to a person? SO GO WORK ON TWISTED ALREADY BOI GO GO DO IT NOW. >

No. You will have 12 new twisted comics done by the evening or I will dye your hair every colour at once.

DOUBLE POST.

Why are you even speculating he wasn't a wizard?

CRABS ANYTHING TO DO WITH CRABS

YOU SIR JUST WON THE THREAD.

yo dawg so we herd u like ur aliens in zombies so we aliens and pirate ninja- NEVERMIND I DON'T WANT TO FINISH EXPLAINING THIS SO I'LL GET TO THE POINT, I THINK A ZOMBIE UFO BIGFOOT LAZER NINJA PIRATE MAGAZINE ALLIGATOR FURNITURE SALESMAN BODYGUARD VOLCANO WILLIAM FURNO EQUATOR SEA LIFE CYBORG HOBO FISHERMAN CRAAAAAAAAABFIG PREACHER MAN DID IT! yay i are gud investigator?

What I'm doing right now: Blogging on BZP in a pitch black room with the High definition version Crystamanthequins(Homestuck) on full blast and the smell of KFC floating in from the kitchen. OH. YEAH.

SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER AWESOME SERIES though i already knew that cus its ducktor who

Ugh. Some horrible noob has got on the spotlight for the second time. I MEAN WHO WOULD EVER PUT CRABS IN THEIR INTERESTS??? THAT IS JUST SO NOOBISH! HAHAHAHA! (CEE YEAH B) )

I LOVE NEX 2.0 HE IS MY FAVOURITE 2.0 SET I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING THAT CONTRADICTS THIS.

I am so dissapointed in myself for completely ignoring news about series 6. I am a bad Doctor Who fan. A bad, bad Doctor Who fan. (If anyone could fill me in on the info so far collected that would be great! )

Wow. I never anticipated you'd be so good at this. Though... None of you mentioned Crabs or Crabfigs. I am so, so disappointed.

Try and do and impression of me. Go on. I'm interested to see how you stereotype me.

You are really good at this.

BEHOLD MY MASTERPIECE. TTSDMUABGCCYRAHZKoy! THAIL coming any day now. B)

IT IS SO SMOOTH THAT IT'S SMOOTH SMOOTHNESS CAN SMOOTH THE SMOO- i frogot the point i was making??? YES. THAT IS INDEED YOU. who else wud it be numbnuts?

You didn't get the Artist. FAIL.