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-Toa Lhikevikk-

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  1. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    Well. This is it. I'm finally going to watch it. I've been putting it off for a while, because the Seventh Doctor is one of my favourite Doctors and this is the only story of his I haven't seen yet. Watching it will make him the first classic Doctor whose era I have seen in it's entirety. (Unless you count the TV movie as part of the classic series, which I don't.) The other reason is that it's infamous for being one of the worst DW serials ever. Eep.
     
    On a lighter note, I changed my blog title again. Accident Waiting To Happen (not responsible for any injuries) will probably return when I get bored of the current title.
  2. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    Would be to Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, but I worry that it might exceed the character limit. :/
     
    The German bit translates to "Who before ages were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well tended and diligently protected against attackers who by their rapacity were enemies who 12,000 years ago appeared from the stars to the humans by spaceships with light as an origin of power, started a long voyage within starlike space in search for the star which has habitable planets orbiting and whither the new race of reasonable humanity could thrive and enjoy lifelong happiness and tranquility without fear of attack from other intelligent creatures from within starlike space."
     
    (There was a real guy with this name. Two, actually, a Sr. and a Jr.)
  3. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    As of Hippocrates 3, 43 AT, I officially support it. B)
     
    (Not that big on the whole "Armstrong Day and Aldrin Day not falling on any day of the week" or "every date is fixed on a specific day of the week" things, though. Also, I think Aldrin Day should be on March 1, with February 29 being the last day of Hippocrates in leap years.)
  4. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    Who here agrees that he'd be an awesome Twelfth Doctor? B)
     
    For those of you who don't recognize the name, he was Dr. Moon in the Library episodes. When I first saw those episodes I thought "hey, he'd make a cool Doctor," probably because the character's full name was The Doctor Moon, which of course most likely influenced that thought. Dr. Moon had kind of a Doctor-ish mannerism to him, too.
     
    Plus, if this actually happens, then it could be explained that the Twelfth Doctor, knowing River's fate, time-travelled back to the Library's construction and uploaded a digital copy of himself after giving her the sonic screwdriver at Asgard. That way she would spend the rest of her digital life with at least a copy of the Doctor, if not the Doctor himself.
     
    (Apparently he was also in a few of the James Bond movies. So, he's famous but not too famous -- perfect for the Doctor.)
  5. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    An album of songs that are constantly repeated on the internet.
     
    The tagline: "You've heard these songs a million times so waste your money and hear them some more!"
     
    The playlist:
    1. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
    2. I Got A Crush On Obama by Obama girl
    3. Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday
    4. Pants On The Ground by... someone I forgot?
     
    ...AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
  6. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    Hello, V-Team agents. Much has changed since you last heard from me.
     
    You remember the last report, investigating the "death" of the pitch William D. Mays, Jr., popularly known as Billy Mays.
     
    But that was not my last report.
     
    You see, the enity known commonly as Lhikevikk -- I will neither confirm nor deny that we are in fact the same being -- has kindly allowed me to hack into his blog to send messages to you.
     
    Every entry contains a message -- be it a warning, research update, or meeting plan.
     
    EVERY ENTRY.
     
    Unfortunately, an extraterrestrial servant is among us. I fear -- as I do many things, hence my founding of the operation -- that we will all fall if this entity, or their scheme, is revealed.
     
    Be on your guard. Trust no one. Look for the signs. And beware of grapes with wooden mallets.
     
    Conspiringly yours,
     
    --M. W.

    Mods, don't get weirded out by this, okay? Check the other entries in this category, they're all part of a Bradford Rant Institute-esque conspiracy joke. This disclaimer is here in case it wasn't obvious.
  7. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    EVERYONE'S BLOGGING ABOUT NOTHING I DON'T UNDERSTAND
     
    Oh right, and today is Guy Fawkes Day.
     
    Let's blow stuff up! 8D
     
    Oh, right, I just blew that WAAHT up.
     
    (Since "V" was based on Guy Fawkes, it'd be a perfect day to work on the next V File if I didn't still had limited internet... I'll do it as soon as I can, alright?)
  8. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    Otherwise known as tripping on skis.
     
    Anyway, my church has one planned for March (they're like BIONICLE, planning years in advance) so I have plenty of time to coordinate my accidents. (See blog title, it's very descriptive of my life.)
     
    So here goes...
     
    [british accent]
    Jair-on-emo!
    [falls down stairs]
     
    (I heart anyone who knows what I'm referencing.)
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