Overlord

Whoever has demoted you to three stars has me to answer to.

AAAAGH

I assume that means you're alive.

GAH I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY

Very belated birthday wishes...

So I now see.

Sorry for the late reply... yes, I'm fairly well, if tardy in talking to people.

Come to think of it, neither can I now.

Ah.

Assuming that that is the only reason, I REJECT YOUR STATEMENT AND DON'T SUBSTITUTE ANYTHING.

Uh, why?

... Excuse me?

Well, that's better than nothing... oh wait, nothing would be better.

I almost didn't recognize the chemical compound listed above as you.

Physically but not psychologically?

Well, because of my tardy reply, I hope you're recovered now.

Yep, very long time no see. How're you?

Long time no see.

Hello again.

Well, I guess that means that you're saved anyway - unless you were sick today?

Well, well, well. Hello again.

Tell them you're probably going to get sick within the next two days and should probably stay home, and if they ignore you and you ARE sick, tell them you told them so.

Bored is better than ill or something. Except if you're the bored one. You may not have talked to me in a while because I was quite dead, or because you had much better things to do.

Sorry, I meant for you. I'm fairly sure I've seen you or talked to you on BZP before, but your avatar and personal picture are unfamiliar.

Eh, well, at least your "death" isn't permanent. Though being sick isn't fun either...

I daresay that I'm quite dead. How are you?

The name is familiar. The face isn't.

May I inquire if you exist?