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Cool, a fanclub. iBrow: Unlikely. I feel like the only battle involving a PC against Lyxek, with the exception of the fight with Fangahrak, would be the final one I'm planning, which won't be a one-on-one.It will be a musical of sorts, however, involving the rest of Lyxek's band. 8D And nah; whatever damage Vertak does won't be noticed. It's not like what the plan involving the Protosteel is requires that it be intact.

You clearly have this entire series very well planned through, enough so to require a wiki. I congratulate you on that.

Another nice chapter. Friday part at the end was pretty cool, though I feel sorry for Blacktaka. Nobody- nobody, should have to endure Friday.*Shudder* -ibrow

For whatever reason, mods never download properly for me. So I am awaiting official moderator support, which will (hopefully) make it easier. I'm hoping to get the time to try out a custom map soon though. Should be fun. -ibrow

I'm awaiting Rayman Origins to release, and then I'll say. I also need to get Portal 2 and buy it. I have a feeling it'd be between those two- and MAYBE Skyward Sword if it can live up to the hype. -ibrow

I have 0.5 per day I believe. And 53 posts on the new forums, which is pretty cool. 54 counting this one.I think that's one of the highest amounts of posts I've made in less than a week ever. -ibrow

Pssshhhttt. Sonu being one dimensional. So, anyways, for the...um...fan written parts...I guess is the name...did Brenmac sign up or not? I was never able to figure that out... (yes Brenmac, that's a question to you in indirect form) Also, we here at TBTTRAH have been working hard to reinvigorate the comedy forum, as you can tell by all the fruits of our labor. Yes, these fruits are typically bad jokes and poorly written characters, but some progress is better than none, right? Anyways, one of the things that we're hoping to do in the next month or two is an idea that got kicked around by a couple other Zehvor and I on a different forum while BZP was down called the CWE. Basically, take the idea of E3, make it comedy instead of video games, and host it on the comedy forum. Or a blog, if we can't get it on the comedy forum. I do have quite a bit of new TBTTRAH-related stuff to display, which will be done then if it does get approved by Smeagol. If not, then...well...you'll never know what it was. (notrly I'll post it here) -MT

xD By the way, anyway I could guest star in this, since it's the remastered version?I could just be some random Autobot that appears every now and then, and just oh, I said a leet word - contact a moderator to take proto from me! anyone he fights. -ibrow

@MT: He's just sad. Vultraz was too originally.@Maniac: Sweet! A new fan! Also yes black jellybeans taste bad (sorry... I think it's MT who likes them?) Short replies = character post guys!Also- characters that have only appeared in PSAs, Specials, and Interviews so far in the season will not be on this list- it only lists those that have appeared in the regualr season.Tahu vs. Tahu: The CharactersCharacter Name – First Appearance – Death2001Onua Mata – PrologueTahu Mata – Chapter 2Lewa Mata – Chapter 2Pohatu Mata – Chapter 72002Tahu Nuva – PrologueTahnok (1-19) – Chapter 2Kopaka Nuva – Chapter 3Tahnok-Va (1-19) – Chapter 4Lehvak (1-13) – Chapter 4Pahrak (1-4) – Chapter 4Nuhvok (1-15) – Chapter 4Nuhvok-Va (1-19) – Chapter 4Pahrak-Va (1-19) – Chapter 4 – Chapter 11Lewa Nuva – Chapter 8 – Chapter 8Gali Nuva – Chapter 8Onua Nuva – Chapter 8Pohatu Nuva – Chapter 8Gahlok (1-13) – Chapter 10Lehvak Va (1-19) – Chapter 112003Makuta – Chapter 2Gahlok-Kal – Chapter 4Nuhvok-Kal – Chapter 4Pahrak-Kal – Chapter 4Macku – Chapter 5Takua + Pewku – Chapter 7Turahk (1-13) – Chapter 10Vorahk (1-19) – Chapter 102004Ultimate Dume – Chapter 2 – Chapter 5Tehutti – Chapter 3Orkham – Chapter 5 – Chapter 5Ehrye – Chapter 6Nuju Metru – Chapter 6Matau Metru – Chapter 6Vakama Metru – Chapter 6Vahki Bordakh (1-4) – Chapter 7Ahkmou – Chapter 72005Visorak Keelerak (1-16) – Chapter 4Visorak Oohnorak (1-16) – Chapter 4Roodaka – Chapter 4Sidorak – Chapter 6Vakama Hordika – Chapter 7Norik Hagah – Chapter 72006Zaktan – PrologueKazi – Chapter 2Irnakk – Chapter 2Umbra – Chapter 2Garan – Chapter 3Dalu – Chapter 3Balta – Chapter 3Avak – Chapter 6Hakann – Chapter 6Axonn – Chapter 8Brutaka – Chapter 82007Pridak – PrologueHydraxon – PrologueMatoro Mahri – PrologueCarapar - PrologueMantax – Chapter 1Maxilos & Spinax – Chapter 1, Chapter 2Takadox – Chapter 1Kalmah – Chapter 1Ehlek – Chapter 1Hahli Mahri – Chapter 11Jaller Mahri – Chapter 11Nuparu Mahri – Chapter 11Karzahni – Chapter 11 – Chapter 112008Bitil – Chapter 2 – Chapter 5Krika – Chapter 2 – Chapter 5Mazeka – Chapter 2Vultraz – Chapter 2Tanma – Chapter 2Gavla – Chapter 2Takanuva Mistika – Chapter 2Tahu Mistika – Chapter 2Icarax – Chapter 3Lewa Mistika w/ Axalara T9 – Chapter 32009Vorox (1-10) – Chapter 2Zesk (1-10) – Chapter 2Atakus – Chapter 2Metus – Chapter 2Fero & Skirmix (1-7) – Chapter 2Skrall (1-15) – Chapter 2Strakk – Chapter 3Gresh – Chapter 4Malum – Chapter 4Stronius – Chapter 8 – Chapter 10Tarix – Chapter 8Tarduk – Chapter 102010Rotor – PrologueSkrall Star [One] – Chapter 3Skrall Star [Two] – Chapter 3Meltdown – Chapter 9Tahu Stars – Chapter 9Takanuva Stars – Chapter 9Nektann Stars – Chapter 102011Evo 2.0 – Prologue – Chapter 10Furno 2.0 – Prologue – Chapter 10Waspix (1-12) - PrologueWitch Doctor – Chapter 5 – EpilogueBreez 2.0 – Chapter 5Nex 2.0 – Chapter 5Nex 3.0 – Chapter 9 – Chapter 9Rocka 3.0 – Chapter 10Surge 2.0 – Chapter 10 – Chapter 11Breez 2.0 – Chapter 10Stormer 3.0 – Chapter 10Raw-Jaw (1-14) – Chapter 11Scorpio (1-7) – Chapter 11Fangz (1-12) – Chapter 11Other CharactersUnknown AllegianceVertak – Chapter 4ALMIGHTY’s ArmyALMIGTY – Chapter 7 – EpilogueXemnas, Toa of Crystal – Chapter 11 – EpilogueBiobeast 126 – Chapter 11 – EpilogueToa Zehvor MT – Chapter 11 – Epilogue Skarloth – Chapter 11 – Epilogue Kapurkar, Toa of Transport – Chapter 11 – Epilogue Jl – Chapter 11 – Epilogue Tahu, Toa of Gold – Chapter 11 – Epilogue Nujanii – Chapter 11 – Epilogue Blahdom – Epilogue – EpilogueUpdated to the Epilogue!

@ Lyxek post: It was indeed shocking. I'm hoping a duel between him and Vertak doesn't happen, but with Vertak... it might be inevitable. Gulp. Also, hope Vertak destroying the warehouse doesn't ruin anything. Probably won't be completely destroyed, cuz he needs his energy for the match coming up, but yeah. -ibrow

IC: Vertak, North District Factory: "I'm getting sick of not knowing what's going on." Vertak said, lifting a crate with his gravity powers.He swung his arm and slammed the crate into a wall; leaving it to crash to the ground, Vertak did the same with three more. "I HATE lawbreakers." Vertak said to no one, crumpling another couple crates. "The Ring AND the KNPD." -ibrow

Read about this on the wiki during the downtime, and have decided to follow! Sounds like a pretty sweet idea. Good chapters so far. -ibrow

Anyway.Where's the next chapter? ~TTG~

Well, I enjoyed reading it. Having not read your stories before, I am a tad clueless about the story, but nonetheless it was highly amusing. The idea of two Tahus fighting is great to read. Also, Vultraz is a great character.

Oh? Alliances in the aftermath? Hmmmmmm........What about the.... Those bot guys in the attic after bionicle came out? And the really big evil guy? Can't wait.

Ya man. Amazin.Of course though, I'd expect nothing less from you, ibrow. ~TTG~

OOC: erm... I'm not sure at this point either. I'll post a short thing here and then scope the old forums (curse you auto-logout) and then edit this to say what we're looking for. EDIT OOC: We have no idea what we're looking for. Also, it's a factory. Not a warehouse.I am dumb. IC: Vertak, North District Factory: "Erm... hold on just a second." Vertak shifted uncomfortably. "I'll... I'll... hold on, I'll just ask Djoser.""Djoser?" "Yes?" the AI responded."What exactly are Kayzata and I looking for again?""Please hold while I look through my data banks..." Djoser was silent for a full minute before replying. "Um... there's nothing. You never told me anything." "Right...." Vertak nodded. "Sorry Kayzata. We're just looking for anything- anything that seems out of place or suspicious. Like that buzz in the air. I want to find out where that's coming from."He glanced back down at the map, noting the area where there was definite Ring activity and deciding to have Djoser scan the map next time he was in the Tumbler. -ibrow

Well... Slap me and call yourself Tahu!! I think I'm flattered. I can't wait to read it, iBrow. Also, the current chapter still needs some tweeking before I'm satisfied with it. It's just too short for my liking. Shall probably have it up no later than the weekend. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Darn, I missed it. Somebody pm me when this is nearly over. -ibrow

I'd quote stuff, but I've heard quoting an entire chapter isn't allowed.Soooo happy to see this! =D It was pretty funny, too. Can't wait to see more. -ibrow

IC: Vertak, North District Warehouse: "What do you think?" Vertak asked Kayzata. "The air... feels sort of... I dunno. Kinda how I'd imagine it would feel if you were to meet someone literally radiating power sort of, I guess. Except there's nobody here. And the place is clearly abandoned." Vertak thought for a couple seconds, before deciding."We'll search for a couple minutes anyway." he told Kayzata. "We owe Zanth and Suya that, wherever they are."If they're even still alive.... He thought privately. -ibrow

Please note that the following scenes are non-canon. That means they don’t have any effect on the storyline. They aren’t a part of the story. They aren’t real. They’re even less real than the actual storyline itself. Suckers. >=D Tahu vs. TahuAftermathSpecial #4 – (Milk)iBrow Comedy Productions The Kitchen.... Tahu Stars sat at the dining room table drinking, his legs dangling three feet above the floor, as the sets around him danced like it was the last night of their lives. Who knew why; some sets were wondering exactly what had caused this impromptu dance party.But Tahu Stars sat there ignoring it all, wallowing in self pity as he threw back (milk) after (milk), literally, all landing in the bag of jellybeans that several extremely frustrated Matoran had given up attempting to eat. “Yo Tahu Stars, what’s wrong?” Takanuva Stars walked up, dodging as yet another glass of (milk) flew through the air.Tahu Stars didn’t reply, instead deciding to pour himself yet another glass of (milk).“Hello?” Takanuva Stars waved a hand in front of his leader’s face. Of course Tahu Stars, pitying himself as he was, failed to notice. Takanuva Stars sighed in frustration and left, looking for someone to cheer Tahu Stars up. Or to at least get him to talk. Okay, maybe just to make sure he stopped throwing milk in every direction. “Yo, Nektann!” Takanuva Stars waved and high-fived the Skakdi, pointing at their leader.“Don’t worry.” Nektann’s eyes began to gleam. “Leave him to me.” As Nektann made his way to Tahu Stars, Takanuva Stars continued on his way, finding a typically serious Vultraz leaning against the wall.“What are you doing?” the Toa asked.“Being cool.” Vultraz said, putting on some sunglasses.“Tahu Stars is depressed. Could you help?” Takanuva Stars asked.Vultraz glanced at him over the sunglasses. “I am an expert on the serious stuff.” The Matoran replied after a moment. “I suppose I could help.”Kicking some fluff off of his foot, Vultraz pushed off the wall, shoved three Makuta off of the table, and began to make his way to Tahu Stars. Takanuva Stars watched as the fluff landed in Zaktan’s eye; the Piraka screamed in agony as he melted into a green puddle, which bubbled ominously. Shivering, Takanuva Stars continued on his way. A Little Bit Later “That’s some pretty serious depression there.” Vultraz confirmed as Takanuva Stars returned with Tahu Mata, Takadox, and Strakk.Tahu Stars didn’t reply, instead throwing back another-you guessed it-(milk), which conveniently splashed right into Tahu Mata’s face. “Why is it...” Tahu Mata complained, wiping his face off, “That even when we’re all friendly with each other and having a dance party, he still finds a way to peeve me off?”“Hush.” Vultraz snapped, slapping his leader on the cheek. “Help us figure out what’s wrong.”“Well for starters,” Nektann put in, wrenching the milk carton out of Tahu Stars’ hands, “We should remove this from the vicinity.”“You’re right.” Takadox replied, grabbing it and chucking it down onto the jellybean bag. “Job done.” Every member of the group felt their eyes pop out (despite any connections) when they heard the language sprouted by the jellybean group down below. Takadox was unlucky enough to have his roll off the table and land in the spilled milk.“YOU BETTER TELL US WHO DID THAT, OR WE ARE GOING TO SO COME UP THERE AND BUST YOUR-” Garan was cut off by Takadox’s agonized wail. “MY EYES!” Takadox squealed in horror. “They’re covered in milk!”“Oh just go get them.” Takanuva Stars muttered, shoving Takadox off the table to follow his eyes.“SOOOON OF A MEATBALLLLLLLL-OOF!” Takadox groaned, grabbing his eyes and shoving them back in their sockets to find himself staring right into the eyes of a (furious) Garan. “Good. I don’t have to go up and bust you up.” Garan smiled. “I can just bust you up here.”“Crud.” Back on the table.... “Alright then. Analysis Nektann?” Takanuva Stars asked.“I’m not sure...” Nektann sounded uncertain as Tahu Stars repeatedly threw back invisible (milk) in front of them.“You’re useless.” Vultraz responded, shoving Nektann down with Takadox.“SOOOON OF A MEATBALLLLLLL-OOF!” Nektann groaned, finding himself in the same situation as Takadox. Meanwhile, Vultraz had leaned down to face Tahu Stars’ face to face.“Someone get the glass.” He ordered.Strakk obliged, tossing the glass down onto an unfortunately Ahkmou sitting beside the jellybean bag. I think you know what happens next. Tahu Mata, ignoring the fact that Strakk was now being beaten back into the oil from which he came, began to shake a completely unresponsive Tahu Stars.“STOP SHAKING ME!” Tahu Stars screeched.“Argh....” Vultraz moaned, clutching his ears. “Nails on a shucking chalkboard....” Tahu Mata stepped back triumphantly, allowing Takanuva Stars to finally speak to his leader.“Tahu Stars, what happened?” he asked.“I’m not in it anymore.” Tahu Stars told him miserably. “My life is nothing. All that remains for me is drinking (milk).”“You weren’t even drinking it!” Vultraz exclaimed, grabbing Tahu Stars by the neck and yanking him to the edge, showing him the milk everywhere on the floor below. “You were just throwing it!”“Oh.” Tahu Stars shrugged. “Meh.” “Meh? Meh? That’s all you can say?!” Vultraz began to yell in outrage. “What exactly is your problem, copycat?!”Tahu Mata sniggered. “Copycat. I like that one.”Tahu Stars shrugged. “I’m not in it anymore. I’m not in any comedies anymore.” Vultraz glared at him.“All right, I am in the GCC.” Tahu Stars conceded. “But then what? I’m not here anymore! Even Tahu Mata is here!”Vultraz glared at him harder.“WHAT?!” Tahu Stars exclaimed. “You.” Vultraz’s answer was curt. “I have no patience for you. The exact same thing happened to me. Deal with it.”“Oh, great advice.” Tahu Stars said sarcastically.Tahu Mata slapped him.Tahu Stars slapped Tahu Mata in retaliation.“ENOUGH!” Vultraz bellowed. “I am sick of you two always bickering like an old married couple!” Both Tahus paused, confusion clearly evident.“As your Comedy superior, I am going to punish you both.” Vultraz decided. “You must have a drinking competition. All night you’ll drink (milk).” Takanuva Stars beckoned to a squad of Tahnok. Two cartons of milk were immediately in front of them.“Start drinking (milk).” Vultraz ordered. Ten Minutes Later: “There, see? That wasn’t so bad.” Vultraz said as both Tahus finally finished chugging their milk. “Not both of you stand up.”Both Tahus did so, stumbling and swaying and clutching their heads.“Oh man....” Tahu Mata groaned. “I think I have a (milk) hangover....”“Definitely man... definitely....” Tahu Stars agreed. “Dance.” Vultraz said firmly, forcing them both together. “You shall dance.”“Whatcha mean-sh?” Tahu Stars questioned him, slurring his words.“I mean dance. As in, together. As in, you know... dancing.” Vultraz replied.“I-sh am not-sh dancing-sh with-sh him-sh!” Tahu Mata argued. “I-sh would-sh rather-sh kiss-sh Roodak-sh!” Vultraz glanced at him.“Okay-sh, maybe not-sh.” Tahu Mata continued sheepishly. “But-sh still-sh....”“Totally-sh!” Tahu Stars agreed. “We-sh should-sh not have to-sh listen-sh to you-sh!” “Fine.” Vultraz shrugged. “I don’t care. I’ll just tell Garan that you guys were the ones who just threw two cartons of milk at him.” Before either Tahu could comprehend what Vultraz had said, they’d already been shoved down to the floor and were being force-fed black jellybeans by Dalu and Tehutti. “There.” Vultraz sighed, dusting himself off and turning to Takanuva Stars. “Wanna go get a drink?”“Sure.” Takanuva Stars shrugged. “I could use a drink.”“I think Hakann’s Bar still has some (milk).” Vultraz replied. “Let’s go.” The End. How was it?Characters & Alliances for Season 3 coming in my next post! -ibrow

Updates are cool and such. Also, I'm currently writing a chapter of Tahu vs. Tahu: Aftermath that'll have some heavy references to this.Cuz I love this comedy. So much. -ibrow

Yay, no more VULTRAAZ! Good chapter. Poor Jaller... ~TTG~

This comedy is hilarious, I especially liked this part:

“What about when I inevitably get caught?” Jaller countered. “Then what, hmm? I am NOT spending the rest of my life in jail for you guys.”“Don’t worry.” Bitil waved him off. “Someone mysteriously donated us enough money to bail someone out of jail AND rent a ship to Xia and back.”“Strange.” Antroz commented.Bitil shrugged. “It’s free money. I’m not complaining.”

Makes me want to get back into comedy writing myself. -Heat

Whoa whoa whoa... DUME gets the diner? This is too much to comprehend. Good chappy as always. Sure hope Vultraz gets out of there soon, though. -MT

IC: Vertak, North District Warehouse: Vertak glanced at his remote."A... I mean, Djoser, report to me when you arrive at the warehouse." he ordered."Understood." Came the AI's reply. Vertak nodded and turned to Kayzata."Alright then. Let's go in." The Matoran stepped forward and shoved one of the doors to the warehouse open; it was pitch black inside."Think this place is abandoned?" Vertak whispered, lighting up the area directly around him using his powers over light. OOC: You can describe the warehouse if necessary Parugi; otherwise I'll probably just say they don't really find anything. -ibrow

IC: Vertak, In the Air with Kayzata: "Oh. The Tumbler. Evidently the AI inside it is called Djoser." he replied. "You'd think that would be the first thing an AI tells you. Something like 'Thank you for activating the M8-O8V Main Batlte Tank. You may call me Sheila.' Or whatever." Vertak stared at the ground below them. "There!" he exclaimed, pointing below them. "That's the warehouse Zanth and Suya searched. The other one is just over there."He gestured maybe thirty seconds of flight away. "Slow down a little bit, go in quietly." Vertak told Kayzata. "I'll alter our light, give us some camoflauge."As he did so, Vertak attempted to communicate with Zanth and Suya once again."Hello? Can either of you hear me?" he asked. "Zanth? Suya?" OOC: Parugi, should Vertak and Kayzata be able to see anything that might indicate enemies that they'll have to fight? -ibrow

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