Mountain Tim

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...It looks like Pikachu just farted and is trying to keep from laughing so that nobody finds out.

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Nice to meet you!

YEEEAH!! GIN ICHIMARU!! ALL HAIL THE FOXFACE!! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!!

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Ahem. I'm also a fan of Bleach and Gin. Nice ta meet'cha.

If it's in BZPB:

Are you smoking something!? You're in a Virtual Reality and Prudence has Scribblenauts hooked up to it! I'm God!! ZEHAHAH!!

If not BZPB: Whah?

*However, to Blade's surprise, he has only slashed and captured my jacket*

*Stabs Blade through the exact center of the chest from behind*

*Speaks*

I have the Ultimate Eye. Illusions have no effect on me. And the technique you just saw was the Art of the Molting Cicada, if you were wondering.

*Kicks Blade away, as blood leaks from his wound*

*Easily blocks Blademan's attack*

*Thinks clearly*

Lunge, slash from left hip.

*Lunges in*

*Having read my mind, Blade prepares to block my sabre*

*However, to his surprise, I suddenly lash out with a kick, booting him in the abdomen*

*Lunges in again, glowing circle in left eye leaving a trail of red light as I approach...*

*Dashes at Blade*

*Suddenly disappears in a burst of speed*

*To Blade's shock, I reappear directly to his left*

*Slashes at Blade with incredible speed and force*

You won't win until my broken body has been cast by the River Thames!!

*Draws my incredibly strong sabre*

Come on, then! I'll cut you from nape to chops!! Alright, time to get serious.

*Flips eyepath over, revealing left eye*

*Left eye has a glowing red circle for both iris and pupil*

*Prepares to strike*

*Reaches into pocket of coat*

WHAT'S THIS!?

*Throws a vial of explosive liquid*

*Reaches into another pocket*

WHAT'S THIS!?

*Throws a scalpel*

9 is INDEED epic. INDEED.

And I just read the quote:

"Reports of my death greatly exaggerated. Returning to Washington immediately." Telegram message.

P.S.: It isn't Mark Twain. Ulysses S. Grant. "The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I shall be returning to Washington immediately," is the quote, I believe.

Have you seen, or are you going to see 9?

How've you been, Fernie-chan?

HELLO, FERNIE-CHA~~~AN!! *Glomp*

*As the flames fade, a sphere made of streams of crackling purple electricity can be seen around me*

*Speaks*

Magnetic Field. Most, if not all planets, like Mother Earth, have a field of magnetic energy around them, protecting them from the radiation given off by stars. I don't believe you can do that, Blade-kun.

*Unleashes a blast of electromagnetic energy*

Disheveled God-Puppet Technique.

*Suddenly, I start moving again*

*Something glistens again, as I start swinging around and around the Magna robot*

*Suddenly launches self to the far reaches of the small Solar System just before the M. Bot goes bang*

*Disappears into some giant black shape...*

Okay, Blackout knows that you're accepted by me. Just PM him whenever ya want. Seeya dood!

*Avoids the attack*

*Kicks off of a piece of space debris, launching myself over the Magna robot*

*Something glistens in the light from the nearest sun*

*Suddenly, the Magna robot's leg is sliced clean through, from the knee down*

*Chuckles*

Fufufufu...KYAHAHAHAAAH!! What a riot!!

*Roars*

IMMA CHARGIN MY LAZOR...

*Mouth yawns wide open, gathering blue energy as the entire planet shakes*

IMMA FIRIN MY LAZOR...!!

*Unleashes an immense blast of blue energy and destroying the Sarlacc Pit, as well as the entire planet*

SHOOP DA WHOOP!!

*Flies away*

*Begins hurtling back to Earth, glowing just on the border between pink and red and surrounded by a writhing aura of heat*

*Roars*

4500 Degrees Press!!

*Prepares to bellyflop onto Blade with an impossible amount of heat, speed and force*

*Kicks Blade in the side of the head*

Rule Number One: Never let your guard down. Rule Number Three: Get in --

*Dashes up to Blade*

-- Punch high --

*Delivers an incredibly powerful uppercut to Blade's jaw*

-- Get out.

*Backflips away*

*Yawns as body continues to glow with heat*

Boring.

*Cont. from line 13*

800 Degrees.

*Skin begins to have its own glow, as aura of heat becomes bigger and more distinct*

1000 Degrees. The Battle of Barbarians will continue. Make your move.

*The rubble glows red and molten, fusing together from the heat*

*Rips the molten rock apart, rising up*

*Skin has turned a bright pink, and I am surrounded by a faint red aura of heat*

*Speaks*

750 Degrees.

*Skin becomes brighter and aura of heat gets slightly bigger*

800 Degrees.

*Skin begins to have its own glow, as aura of heat becomes bigger and more distinc

*Leaps out, biting Blademan on the top of the head*

AHA!! I knew if I waited long enough, you'd have to come out!

*Leaps up, wrapping legs around Blademan's neck*

*Spins, releasing Blademan and throwing him through the air*

*Hurls explosive volcanic rocks after him*

Cool! Here's another!

^ This one's my favorite.

New sheets is good. And there's no need to put the Apologize Sideways Smiley!

Speaking of, wanna see some sideways smileys? Of course you do! Here's one:

C8

Whaddya think?