TBK Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Creating topic for Idd2000, please don't post until he does. Or he'll eat you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ldd2000 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Or I might do something much, much worse > First of all, thanks to TBK for creating this topic for me So here is my first game, Rap Battles: Takanuva vs. Makuta. To play, one person picks to play one of the characters, and raps an attack at the other. then another user can rap back a defence and/or an attack of his own, and so on. Example: Quote**Fast paced drum beat intro** Player 1: Maktua your so bad,master of shadows so mad,I hit you with my sword,And I'll make you keep your word! Player 2:Tahu little weakling,squealing and squeaking,I see you sword coming,and I'll knock it away! Player 1:Makuta man,madly master of might,you temper blinds you,and you miss your knock!Note: I'm not all that good at raps, so please overlook any mistakes, please, please, please...... I'm scared, bowing to some rap master Rules: Respect the rap game staff(that means me!) All BZP rules apply here Have fun (I might think of more later ) The game ends when one player makes one of the character say an impossible to beat rap. But first let the game play out a bit before attempting one . When this one ends, I will post another rap battle, depending on the popularity -ldd2000 Quote "Copy and paste me into your sig! The shadows command you!" Creating topic for Idd2000, please don't post until he does. Or he'll eat you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT Zehvor Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Uhh... Yo yo yoMy name be takamakuta really suckshe fights like a box a' ...legos? -MT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) My name is MakutaI am really really spookyYou're just a little ToaLooking for a looky. Edited April 18, 2014 by Toa Kayn Quote Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) EDIT: dang it Kayn I am TakanuvaMasks up in my SuvaYou're so unintimidating cause you're just a posing losah' Edited April 18, 2014 by Chro 1 Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 This coming from the guyWho really truly triedTo put up a good fightBut people love seein' my might Quote mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Nobody loves you, don't give me those lies!I did far more than "really truly try"I totally beat you, at the very least tiedAnd though you plotted and tricked us, in the end you still died 1 Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Takanuva, sure, I diedBut my minions survivedand I will soon get revivedI'll until then abide... Quote Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Why would you relyOn strength of mere fliesWhen our strength is too highFor you to deny? Quote mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I can easily denyYour excuse of a try. I can see why.Your end is nigh. Quote Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Your rhymes are irrelevant, generic, and lame!Imma go unleash some Rahi, they're wild not tame.And I'd like to see you counter in a way that I'd approve.If you don't, you're a failure; get out of my way, move.I'm the Makuta of the Legendary City, I might add!Your powers? Pretty nifty! But I'm afraid they're just a fad.You're a scrawny little weakling with a quite redundant mask,So prepare to get booted out before you can even ask. 3 Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 (edited) You think you can rhyme about shadows and death?I'm not sure what smells worse, your Rahi or your breath.Try with all your might, try to give us a fright,But never forget you can't have shadow without light.Your mask is just as redundant as mine!And thanks to Vakama, you're all out of Time.You're a bag of hot air, smells so bad I could choke!Sad part is, unlike you, that isn't a joke. Edited April 19, 2014 by Axilus Prime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Guys, you got mixed up. Chro should be TakanuvaAxilus should be Makuta Quote Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Too late. Our raps were both too complicated to just scratch off and rewrite, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 i had to try this big MAK in the villa and i'm here to party all nighti put a god to sleep so i don't care what you think is righti spending all my time giving REAL toa's frighti don't care bout some overgrown matoran painted gold and whitei'm the master of shadows, what, you a toa of light?don't even have a real element, boy you just wanted some heighti'm mata nui's brother, son, so sit down with your plightthis ain't no maury pauvich show but i still ain't gonna be polite 2 Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 You think you can come here and act like you're tough?I've met Mahi that were made of sterner stuff.Your mask looks like a mutated snake!Your soul is green gas, your body is fake!I'd beat you with a Bohrok foot and a rake.You live in a cave, I'd call that a pity!You're the Makuta of Metru Nui, but you failed that city.Now go off and shapeshift, turn into a fly.It would better reflect who you are inside. Oh, and credit to anyone who gets the reference I put in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 (edited) I think I do.EDIT: Metru Nui was mine, you think they took it from me?They were meant to, I wanted the matoran at sea!I've been running this show since the day it began,Every one of you fell straight into my plan!For thousands of years, I've been planning this scheme.You're out of your league, both you and your team!I could beat you anyday, anywhere, and anyway,Beating someone like you is so easy, it's child's play! Edited April 20, 2014 by The ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 WELL YOU DON'T Too late. Our raps were both too complicated to just scratch off and rewrite, lolMy first one was a paragraph-long smackdown but Kayn ninja'd me and I erased the entire thing out of a fit of rage, lol Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 But how do YOU know? Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 So tell us what you think it is. Then we'll all know. Guess that makes kids stronger than your armored-slug sonsThey all came to kill me and I toasted their buns!You put the Great Spirit to sleep so you could take his place,Then got killed by a rock straight to the face!You act like you're unbeatable, like you're bad to the bone!Maybe you should be scared of a Toa of Stone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Don't bash my boys cause they badder than NuvasRahkshi of distintigration destroy all of your suvasI hear your heroes got wrecked but that's old news, bruhVakama n co ran like I run from nerds screaming "I'll sue ya!" The Shadowed One couldn't take me downThe Visorak horde couldn't slow me downWith the Mask of Life I didn't mess aroundBut your Turaga's though, they all clowns!I'll beat you so bad you'll cry like when they didn't make Hewkii brownI'm Teridax little nerd, terror from the warcraft worldI'll hit you in the head so hard you'll forget that you've never kissed a girl Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) I'm not quite sure why you think we're all "nerds"It's an outdated and irrelevant insult, I am sureThough to be fair, the time when that word was often usedIs back about a decade, during Mata Nui's snoozeSo you're still stuck in the past!A thousand stunning victories, sure! You're used to thatBut I'll put things in perspective, Terry,Our long-lost battle may've been hairy,But I don't think you're one bit scary. Deal with that!You're no longer the master, the ruler, the aceSince a freaking rock from spaceBy your mistake, and Mata Nui's graceTore a hole into your giant face...For someone of your caliber,That death's a disgrace. EDIT: just realized that Optimus Prime up there rereversed the order Edited April 25, 2014 by Chro 1 Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) Oh, that's pretty big talk from a small guyYou can barely even look an Agori in the eyeAnd I noticed you dropped the gold for more white'Cause Tahu was a bigger Star, Toa of LightYour two big knives are making no one afraidGuess you couldn't handle that triple light bladeAnd you couldn't beat my army? Your powers are lame!You should go back to playing Matoran ball games. Edited April 27, 2014 by Akavakaku 1 Quote ( The bunny slippers hiss and slither into the shadows. ) -Takuaka: Toa of TimeWhat if the Toa you know best were not destined to be? Interchange: The epic begins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) You're just lame, you challenged me to that game,When I showed up that night'Cuz you were too afraid to fight!How about you come and try it out?I'll cut off your arms and stuff them in your mouth!Let's fight, for real, want to show off your power?Come on, come here, unless you're a coward! Edited April 27, 2014 by Axilus Prime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) Be quiet you runt, it's time to get real.You endangered your friends, for some appeal.My body is gas, I don't need to get healed.My hit is too strong.For Tahu's force field.I have never been required, to show a yield.For someone who thinks I even need a shield.But I must tell you, this secret information.That may just help your broken toa team formation.You will die, before you ever see.My compliance, to an adversity. Edited April 27, 2014 by Toa Kayn Quote Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 (edited) Makuta, I'm getting bored of this rap. Your grand plan was to make your bro take a nap. You thought your infected Rahi were scary?Me and my co. fought them off by playing Frisbee!And you took the credit for the Bohrok awaking. Didn't see me down there doing the shaking?Guess you were too drunk on delusions of might. Your reign's over, Makuta, so say hello to the light. Edited April 29, 2014 by Akavakaku 1 Quote ( The bunny slippers hiss and slither into the shadows. ) -Takuaka: Toa of TimeWhat if the Toa you know best were not destined to be? Interchange: The epic begins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Son I made you wake the Bohrok, don't you realize my greatness?I let you get back to Metru Nui so I could re-become your highnessEvery 'victory' you won, every Kolhii match you playedJust dominoes in my master plan to get Mata Nui slayedTuraga Dume was my puppet but that's way before your timeBack from the time when you belonged to the McDonald's line Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Who's playing who?You think it's you.It's really me,don't you see? See I'm the Toa behind the curtain, time to burst this charade.I'mma release my magic in my wizardly waysStand back Makuta, you're about to be beatBy my sick droppin' rhymes and my biznasty beats ooc: wow such oz how wizard Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 haahahahaa - oh wait, you're seriousDon't need no Kurahk here for your stupidity makes me furiousLike when I infect your Kanohi I'll make you act deliriousAll my Rahi flood your village while you beg me "please don't bully us!"You'd know all about how bad I am if you'd only get studiousBut the only good chroniclers are either rock heads or aquariusYou're just a cat who'll get killed because he was too curious! 1 Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oroki Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Don't need no rahkshi too attackDon't need no rahi to be badDon't need to hide in a lairTakin' credit for the swagMakuta, where you guts gone?Oh, that's right! You ain't got none!I got them Ga's cheering in tha koroDiggin' gold like Aiyetoro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 You don't fear my Rahkshi? Give me a break!It's quite obvious that your courage is fake!That's why the Rahkshi of Fear had killed your best friend,And you needed MY power to bring him back in the end.You came to Karda Nui so you could turn the tide,And you helped...to ensure the plan on my mind.You were running scared, a Matoran with no place,So you put on a mask and put on a brave face.You only face me because you grew tall...But to your new Great Spirit, you're simply small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 You're one to talk about smallI'll fight you and feel seven feet tallYou're just a man behind the curtain pulling strings with no gallActually try me in a fightAnd I will make you taste lightAnd for once in your lifeYou won't feel very brightWhen I put an end to you; smite Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 But, Takua, I am so much more.Just run along, let me show you the door.You didn't save your friendDon't you feel the shame?And for your next great failureYou'll loose this game.A simple game of KohliiAn easy task.When you loose,I'll have that mask.You gather an audienceTo watch you fail.Then I will be the oneThat all of them hail.You know that my brotherMust stay asleep.And all you can doIs watch and weep.You actually think I will let them go?They will all stay here, down below. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Hey, look at Teridax trying to scare me!Thinking your scemes can really snare me?Your sons are weak I defeated them in a blast.Honestly you should just admit I'm too fast. Niether of us need a Kanohi Rode to see that you'll lose,What's wrong Makuta? Did I give you the blues?If you turn and run now you may have a chance,Otherwise, be ready to feel the pain of a lance. Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) Puttin' light against shadow, now isn't that great? If you ignore everythin' else, it would seem a stalemate. But... Perhaps I didn't mention who I am How rude of me. I am the master of shadow, wind, and gravity! The Makuta of Metru Nui! See? Now take your time, and consider your next move carefully. Gonna run? Hey, that's fine with me. I don't need to prove myself, your just a little flea. Edited July 9, 2014 by Mairanui Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) Ha! You think you can beat me?I'm the bringer of life, cheer, and prosperity.The only thing you bring is doom and barbarity.I'm not afraid, you were made from slime.You are nothing but a big waste of time.For the rest of this verse, I bid you adieu.I'll just pass on the mic to a golden version of you.To think we were the sameIs a crying shame.All you want now is power and fame.You went down the wrong pathNow you're just full of wrathAnd all you've become is a big, mad, psychopath.Takanuva is rightYou must see the lightOr I will stop you with all my might. Edited July 2, 2014 by Toa Of Virtues 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 (edited) Your might does not concern me. Nor does your light. I will crush your entire island with shadow before you can say "smite". The prosperity, all those Matoran happy, sickens me even more than UDD. Just see what your virtues did for me. They made me ruler of Mata Nui As well as other Matoran colonies. All you need to do is fall in the mercury. Now your island will fall to destruction. In which all things come, and all things must go. I've got other business to do, more minions to direction. If ya' don't mind, we can now stop the show. Edited July 10, 2014 by Mairanui Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakura Nuva Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 You gotta lotta talk, but is that all ya got?I seen more class in a Maxilos 'bot!Master of Shadows, please! Cummon, give me a break!Everybody knows you're a full-time fake.Me and my Avohkii, we touring the scene!Bringing ya to your knees with the light we bring!You want me to follow you, ya epic fail?Sure, after I consult the magic toenail! (Mata Nui, what have I become?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 (edited) Look what you did, sonOr do I mean look what you didn't?You let a little leech jump.And now you are the bitten. This proves it. My element.Is more than a sentiment.Light always dies and ends up like a tenement. You think Shadow is inferior?Give me a break.Looks like it did a number on your pretty exterior. Edited July 26, 2014 by Toa Kayn Quote Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 (edited) [i deleted it cuz it was bad =P] Edited August 22, 2014 by Snubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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