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I fire a thousand flaming arrows into you.

 

Got 'em!

I use my gravity powers to make you float into space where you remain in orbit causing various people on the internet to ponder your fate for years to come. 

Did you plan this too, JagJag?! Tell me!

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Posted

Pfft, I don't plan anything.  :P   Especially this.

 

*uses a Zatth to summon dozens of random Rahi who wreck everything including you*

 

Got 'em!

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Posted

I make you stare at a light bulb, which explodes in your face, sending glass shards into your eyes and burning your skin.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted

I seduce you and for the next few years build an incredibly strong bond with you only to break it off when you trust and love me most, suffice it to say you can't keep living afterwards.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted

I stab you through the heart with Kopaka's bayonet. 

 

I got 'em!

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Posted

I shoot you through the heart. This time I'm to blame.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted

I waterbend Smokey's blood, which is pouring from his spleen stabbing, into your eyes, blinding you.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted

I shove the moon into your face.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted

I challenge you to a jousting match where shooting lightning out of your sword is allowed for some reason.

 

I got 'em!

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Posted

I steamroll your bulldozer with a steamroller.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted

I push you into the lava and supercool it, trapping you in a cage of rock.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted

I use ALL 42 MAKUTA POWERS on you and do nothing else.  At least one of those has to kill (probably Power Scream). 

 

Got 'em!

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Close up of a Camembert Cheese on Wooden Table by Laker on Pexels

 

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Posted

I shot you through the eye with an arrow like a real elf. 

 

Got 'em! 

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Posted

You are fired from your job as a technician for falsely labeling a proper-working machine (albeit sentient), and you are left destitute. I pass you on the street and hand you money from a useless currency.

 

Got 'em!

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Posted

I hire the background Bounty Hunters from ESB to take out you and your Dark Hunters.

 

They got 'em all! 

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