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I strap your face to a telescope so that you are constantly gazing through it and then angle your head to look directly into the sun.

 

Got 'em!

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I crack your skull open with the hammer side of a Kolhii stick and then scoop your brain out with the other end. 

 

I got 'em!

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I stab your with a Quake Breaker which causes your insides to go everywhere.

 

I got 'em!

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That's hot

I freeze your head with the Ice Blades.

 

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I blow your mind (and head up) with a Cordak Blaster. 

 

I got 'em!

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I make your eyes sparkle and your bowels burst with a Midak Skyblaster shot to the abdomen.

 

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I fuse your feet to the ground with the Spear of Fusion.

 

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Your guts are now all over the floor because I just unloaded my axe on you. 

 

I got 'em!

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I strap headphones playing the Piraka Rap at full volume to your head.

 

I got 'em!

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I roll you down a hill that has a pit at the bottom of it.

 

I got 'em. 

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I unleash a horde of zombies on you who then proceed to eat your brain.

 

I got 'em!

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Sunlight Yellow Overdrive! The remaining horde is now ash and I gut punch you.

 

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I snatch the warhammer out of the air after it eviscerates JAG in a maelstrom of blood and organs and crack it against the ground. The proceeding seismic wave crashes into you and you are violently shaken until your body's blood vessels rupture.

 

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I get inside the Grand Titan and use it's pincers to cut you in half.

 

I got 'em!

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A poor choice! The debris created by the destruction of the Striking Venom crashes down on top of you!

 

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I use Lewa's axe to hack your legs off.  Now you've been cut short, just like "FIrefly"!

 

I got 'em!

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I use my arms to flip myself upside down in order to use them as legs. I catch up to you quickly, as I am quite coordinated and bite your ankles. You can no longer walk and you, too, are bound to using your arms as legs and hands as feet. We then back away from each other and attempt to joust. However, when we are about to collide, I use the strength in my upper body to fling myself into you, rather than letting you take me out with your leg-arms. You are down for the count and I scuttle away on my arm-legs.

 

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I use my gravity powers to make you float into space where you remain in orbit causing various people on the internet to ponder your fate for years to come. 

 

I got 'em!

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I stab you with the Three-Bladed Scissor giving you three times the wounds!

 

I got 'em. 

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