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I make the sun engulf the Earth by speeding up time relative to space. It makes sense, I swear.

 

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I tear out your genitals out of karma for slowly and painfully ripping off TSM's fingers. It seems fair.

 

 

I got him.

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It only strengthens me, I slam you with a red giant star on a plasma whip.

 

 

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I kill you with a heaping plate full of pure dankness. Your body is overwhelmed and you explode.

 

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Darkness =\= explosive death. I drop a nuke on you.

 

 

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DANKNESS, NOT DARKNESS! Geez! Learn yourself some dank memeage. 

 

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Where I come from, that means something very different, where I come from, that means to wrap yourself around my pant leg. With that being said, I take off my pants, and throw them with you still clinging onto them, into the back of a truck. The truck driver speeds off. *Wipes hands* Good riddance.

 

 

I got him.

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I shoot a rocket at you as I jump from the truck. 

 

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i give you an atomic pantsing.

 

got him.

check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks!  I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read.

 

just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'?

 

see these guys?

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alrighty bros, listen up.

my lightning dragon is lonely.

click dis bebe dergen pls.

i know its dumb.

jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?

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my Skrall--er, scroll.

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I catch the rocket, put a nuclear warhead on it, and throw it back at you.

 

 

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I catch the rocket, attach a time-travelling Tsar Bomba to it, and throw it back at you.

 

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I catch it, and tie a Neutron bomb on it. I throw it back at you.

 

 

I got him.

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I catch it, attach a star going supernova to it, and throw it back at you.

 

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I catch it, attach a pulsar and a red-giant expanding on it, and throw it at you.

 

 

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Well, now that you failed to volley the rocket at me for the final time, I roundhouse kick you into a black hole.

 

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I come out a white hole and round house kick the rocket into you.

 

 

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The rocket was launched into Khaled, essentially destroying our galaxy. The rocket's long gone, mate. I crush you with the gravitation of three moons.

 

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I snipe you.

 

 

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